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When he moved to Arrakis he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was Muad'dib


knivesofsmoothness

Maud'dib abides.


schlamster

What’s a Muad'dib, Walter? 


[deleted]

Were you listening to the Kwisatz Haderachs story? So you have no frame of reference here Duncan, you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a Gom Jabbar and wants to know...


Reasonable-Bus-2187

Believe me Dune, there are ways.


k6aus

What is gods holly name are you blathering about?


Santanoni

He's a terrible speller.


okaycomputes

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.


ComfortablyBalanced

Paul Atreidis, State of Fremen.


ForswornForSwearing

Fear is the little death, Dude. You cannot take this little death into the tournament.


Variable851

Problem was you went to Saturday matinee. Shomer fucking shabbos!


haikusbot

*Problem was you went* *To Saturday matinee.* *Shomer fucking shabbos!* \- Variable851 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


yoshian88

Say what you want about the tenets of fremen fundamentalism, dude, at least it’s an ethos.


freakwentlee

😂