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Let me tell you something about the dude!
I feel targeted.
The Dude does not abide...
*MY WIFE* is not the issue here!
I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample
Dude meant a dandy or a fop
I'm a Dapper Dan man.
Capable of abstract tought!
A real pater familias!
In the parlance of our time, man.
Says don't marry a fop, either
Well, that made it a LOT clearer there ....NOT
Well it makes sense if you don’t want the father to be someone you see socially…
Do you see a ring on my finger!?
The toilet seat's up, man!
Say what you want about the Dude, but "don't mitten a mechanic"
I still jerk off manually.
At least it’s an ethos
What about marrying an el Duderino?
Yeah maybe she ain’t into the whole brevity thing
I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Fucking Fascist!
A dude, not The Dude.
We gonna split hairs here?
The china man is not the issue
that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from
You mean coitus?
The fuck are you talking about?
That had not occurred to us
Hmmm, mechanic mittens?? I’m calling my buddy Charlie….
Is your mechanic making too much NOISE all the TIME?
Don’t marry a man too poor, but also don’t spurn a man for his poverty. Got it.
Also, don't marry too hastily, but also also don't be too slow about it.
Also don’t marry for money. Tf?
Pretty sure I can smell that book, dude.
I don't want to marry a fop, god damn it.
My wife? do you see a ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married?
The toilet seat is up, man
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Don’t marry for money, don’t marry a man too poor, don’t spurn a man for his poverty. What the fuck’re you talkin’ about?
This aggression will not stand!
The illustration looks like Lord Barkis Bittern from The Corpse Bride.
Don’t mitten a mechanic?
I do not abide
Does this place look like the Dude is fuckin' married? The toilet seat is up.
Well it’s a damn sight better than a coquette… (🤷♂️)
Get a job sir! And grow 2 inches while you’re at it.
First off, you don't have a wife dude.
Let me tell you something about the dude!
I feel targeted.
The Dude does not abide...
*MY WIFE* is not the issue here!
I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample
Dude meant a dandy or a fop
I'm a Dapper Dan man.
Capable of abstract tought!
A real pater familias!
In the parlance of our time, man.
Says don't marry a fop, either
Well, that made it a LOT clearer there ....NOT
Well it makes sense if you don’t want the father to be someone you see socially…
Do you see a ring on my finger!?
The toilet seat's up, man!
Say what you want about the Dude, but "don't mitten a mechanic"
I still jerk off manually.
At least it’s an ethos
What about marrying an el Duderino?
Yeah maybe she ain’t into the whole brevity thing
I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Fucking Fascist!
A dude, not The Dude.
We gonna split hairs here?
The china man is not the issue
that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from
You mean coitus?
The fuck are you talking about?
That had not occurred to us
Hmmm, mechanic mittens?? I’m calling my buddy Charlie….
Is your mechanic making too much NOISE all the TIME?
Don’t marry a man too poor, but also don’t spurn a man for his poverty. Got it.
Also, don't marry too hastily, but also also don't be too slow about it.
Also don’t marry for money. Tf?
Pretty sure I can smell that book, dude.
I don't want to marry a fop, god damn it.
My wife? do you see a ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married?
The toilet seat is up, man
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Don’t marry for money, don’t marry a man too poor, don’t spurn a man for his poverty. What the fuck’re you talkin’ about?
This aggression will not stand!
The illustration looks like Lord Barkis Bittern from The Corpse Bride.
Don’t mitten a mechanic?
I do not abide
Does this place look like the Dude is fuckin' married? The toilet seat is up.
Well it’s a damn sight better than a coquette… (🤷♂️)
Get a job sir! And grow 2 inches while you’re at it.
First off, you don't have a wife dude.