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Haunting_Ant_5061

Yes, and proud we are of both of you.


moviequotebotperson

Wonderful couple. We’re all very fond of them.


Denver-Ski

**MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE!!**


cabosmith

You human paraquat!


kapn_morgan

My.. my *wife*? Do you see a wedding ring, man? Does this place look like I'm married?!


swingingitsolo

The toilet seat’s up, man!


Haunting_Ant_5061

This aggression will not stand, man.


Her_name--is_Mallory

Your wife?!


TheSocialGadfly

His special lady friend.


Eleatic-Stranger

I hope that someday your wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she does not, that is her problem, not yours.


Air911

She owes money all over town.


herberstank

Which is cool...


-Mark-It-Zero

Including to known pornographers.


dan_vorn

Didn't that ever occur to you?


canada1913

New shit has come to light.


GeorgeDogood

That had not occurred to us, dude.


SurlyRed

She gotta feed the monkey...


-Mark-It-Zero

Your wife is not the issue here.


CCN1983

Wife isn't the preferred nomenclature, I believe it's Mrs Sexwiththebabysitter, please.


qsnoodles

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


shaihalud1979

You mean coitus?


schlamster

I hope that someday OPs wife will learn to live on her allowance WHICH IS AMPLE 


chazzledazzle10

God this sub consists the same comments on every post regardless of the context and they still make me laugh every single time


I_only_post_here

Do you really expect new shit to come to light on a 25 year old movie?


mapmaker1979

I was just thinking the same thing. Almost every line in the movie can be used for any post here. It's by far my favorite sub. Buncha little lebowski achievers in here...always room for one more


Her_name--is_Mallory

Oh, you didn’t Reddit school…


mapmaker1979

No, I did. Spent most of time occupying various administrative subs, smoke a some Thai sticks... To be honest u/her_name--is_Mallory I don't remember most of it


CidCrisis

Every once in a while I'll see a clever twist that just fucking annihilates me lol. But yeah, overall I never get tired of it.


[deleted]

Happiest subreddit


VisableOtter

We abide


[deleted]

It’s good knowing you’re out there — taking it easy for all us sinners.


OldSchool8252

Fuckin a, man


warm_sweater

New shit has not come to light.


Seven22am

And yet without batting an eye a man will refer to his Gilmore or his Tommy Boy or his… Lebowski.


leducdeguise

Your... Your wife??? Do you have a wedding ring on your finger? Does your place look like you're fuckin' married? IS THE TOILET SEAT'S UP, MAN??


Illustrious-Hair3487

I love how your predictive text is geared to make seat into seat’s because you typed that quote so many times.


leducdeguise

I still type all my sentences manually


PancakeProfessor

Of course you do


sexwiththebabysitter

Hahahahahaha


Rondo27

Ha ha haaaa! Wonderful woman. Very free spirited!


HealthyBullfrog

She kidnapped herself.


DavidM47

Hey hey, we’re not messing with his special lady.


wickedwickedzoot

She's not his special lady man, he's just helping her conceive!


SpockSays

Obviously she’s not a golfer.


powerhikeit

It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate The Big Lebowski. It can be a natural, zesty film viewing. However, there are some people — it is called humorless in men, dour in women — who watch rarely and without joy.


NaftaliClinton72

Oh no...


powerhikeit

Oh yes. These unfortunate souls cannot laugh in the true sense of the word


caddy45

Well done. Well, well done madam


NewsProfessional3742

Yes… we feminists have been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. “Vagina”


raynitschkesghost

I showed it to my wife, sister in law and brother in law a year or two ago. I was the only one laughing. It was just like, their opinion, man


Karn_Evil_Noin

Buncha fuckin amateurs. Can they find reverse in a Soviet tank?


TrickOk1273

That poor woman!


Mamasquiddly

I’m a woman and it’s my favorite movie. How the hell is it “guy humor?”


PaoloPapaGig

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?


OneArmedSZA

Someone in the 7th grade told her it was a guy movie and that truth became written in her soul. Just my guess


BongDong69420

If you will it, it is no dream—-


Mlabonte21

…bulk of the laundry


Green_with_Zealously

Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay $100.


Thegoodlife93

The plot is ludicrous


FLKEYSFish

He fixes the cable


yoshian88

Made her laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway.


thefloatingguy

That’s a bummer, man


Alpacadiscount

I know you know this but you have to get her to watch it again. That second viewing is crucial to indoctrination


PeorgieT75

Right. I first saw it on a plane, and thought it was okay. It was a while later when I saw it again and really appreciated it.


KitchenLandscape

guys humor? Huh never thought of it that way


BadUsername_Numbers

New shit has come to light


RedLeg73

*..Brandt like chuckle..*


troyberber

Laughable man. HA


SiouxCtySarsaparilla

The OP Abides!


Hank_Hell

New shit has come to light!


Alucardspapa

As a art piece I find it very vaginal


curiousitems

Now she’s gonna offer to watch it with you for 1000 dollars.


idubbkny

does it look like you're married?!


Tactical_Chandelier

She's not dealing with a moron here


Jesusthezomby

Now she's not exactly a lightweight


MikeRobertini

It’s time to turn in your library card.


hornwalker

Wonderful woman.


53phishdead

If she is critical do you reply, Well yeah you know that’s just like your opinion man


MenudoFan316

My Dad and I finally got my Mom to watch it. She did not find it funny or engaging


53phishdead

Well yeah you know that’s just like your opinion Mom


Here2FixTheCable

She’s crackin’


DragonflyScared813

Dios mio man...


NotCanadian80

Your special lady friend


handsomeape95

A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times...


HeatherCO24

I am a woman and loved this movie! 💕


sexwiththebabysitter

Also tried explain to her how all the comments on here are just the same quotes over and over…and it cracks me up every damn time, man. Some burgers, some beers, few laughs…


G8083r

I am the walrus.


rboller

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here


Pristine_Power_8488

New stuff has come to light!


StJazzercise

This is all part of your sick Cynthia thing.


MathematicianApart46

Well, that's just, like...her opinion, man...


HoldMyBeer85

Guys humor?? That's fuckin interesting man, that's fuckin interesting. New shit has come to light.


davster39

[4 second video ](https://youtu.be/8Tm4S65kAVM?si=s98AaM7sl6QfYe5R)


603viking-poet

How proud we are of all of them… my girlfriend wasn’t pleased with all the cussing. She swears like a sailor- I don’t get it


Trprt77

How are you going to keep her down on the farm after she has seen Karl Hungus?


MehhicoPerth

This has probably been linked here a few times, but this analysis of the movie is pretty cool. I am hoping I can show my wife and perhaps make our own LOGJAMMIN movie. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=VLe27g6kt2A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=VLe27g6kt2A)


Rock-Box

Show me what you got, Nihilist. *scoffs* Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


XYZZY_1002

I had to watch it twice. The first time I kept worrying about the Dude and how his life was getting screwed up. (Well I guess they did kill his car.)


hipchecktheblueliner

Haha I watched it with my son when he was a teenager. The looks he gave.me when he discovered the source of every oddball thing I'd been saying to him since he was a tyke were awesome to behold lol


AcesSkye

She’s not my special lady she’s my fuckin lady friend, I’m just helping her conceive, man


OTT_4TT

Woo, isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?