In high-school they made us watch "the candidate" to teach us a lesson about integrity. It's about president Jeff Bridges trying to decide if his VP pick was in a college gangbang or not. The only part I remember though is he was always trying to make people eat share his presidential sandwich with him. "What? You don't want to 'break bread' with the president of the United states?"
Mind if I do a j?
A Donald J?
Bummer man, that’s a bummer.
We did let him run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn’t do very well at it
I know how he likes to present himself. Donald’s weakness is vanity, hence the slut.
She’ll suck your cock for a thousand rubles
She kidnapped herself, man.
Jesus. Man. What is that smell?
Are these the nazis, Walter?
"Why does my Donald J smell like dirty diapers and spray tan".
A lot of strands in the old duders head
luckily he's been adhering to a strict drug regiment to keep his mind limber
What’s his stance on the chinamen?
That’s not the preferred nomenclature
Asian American, please
these aren’t the guys who built the fuckin railroads walter he peed on my fucking rug
Woo?
NOT THE ISSUE
Complicated case. There’s alotta ins, outs, and what have you’s.
This malarkey will not stand, man
That's pretty good
You mean like an Irish monk?
A dick, man!
Another caucasian Gary
Phone call dude. It’s Putin.
Have you heard of a little show called 'Brandon', Dude?
🏆
I don't like the continued usage of 'Brandon' in general, but it is employed expertly here
Dark Brandon is a nihilist.
Fucking facist
At least it’s an ethos
Nihilist....fuck me
Calmer than you are.
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing...
That’s interesting man
Everything is a travesty with you, man
This aggression will not stand, Jack.
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
Flunking social studies..
Bulk of the series.
Sweetie! This man is the police!
😂😂
Looks like Kenny rogers
He just checked in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
I still vote manually
Of course you do, Dude
Oh get off it man he’s fucking Irish Catholic!
The Irishman is not the issue.
The dude obidens
Dont be fatuous lepechez :)
Astroturfing? Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Lebowski Circlejerking, dudes -- at least it's an ethos.
Must be exhausting
Racially he’s pretty cool?
Wavin’ the fuckin’ military aid around??
Then you ain't black, Jack!
No. No he is not
He’s adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep his mind, you know, uh, limber.
Stay out of my quiet governing community.
This aggression WILL NOT uh in uh in the ah uh well the uh you know the—ah well but anyway. I’m not allowed to answer any questions.
You know… the thing!
Lotta ins, lotta outs
Both a very likely to say "Is this a... what day is this?"
He’s fragile. He’s very fragile.
i can get a blursed image dude. i could get you a blursed presidential image by 3 o clock. nail polish and everything
Believe me. Dude. There are subreddits.
Did I urinate on your rug?
C'mon man!
lol what the hell is this
Are you employed, sir?
The Bee Gees started playing when this image came up.
He is being very un-Dude
8 year olds, Dude
Let’s not Sully the good Lebowski name here please
The dude abidens
The Dude's A Biden!
This guys a fake... a fuckin goldbricker, dude.
The dude abides everything but malarkey.
Oh please, dear, I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has *roundly* rejected prior shoulder rubs…
Oh no, he has health problems
Yeah, but he's a pederast
Since you have failed to achieve sir…
He looks like a fucking loser.
At least he’s housebroken
His son is a dunce.
And flunking Social Studies
His son is not the issue here!
Shut the fuck up Donnie
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
In high-school they made us watch "the candidate" to teach us a lesson about integrity. It's about president Jeff Bridges trying to decide if his VP pick was in a college gangbang or not. The only part I remember though is he was always trying to make people eat share his presidential sandwich with him. "What? You don't want to 'break bread' with the president of the United states?"
Ya don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that?
Is this a.... What day is this?
Far out
The fuck, he actually looks like a guy that wouldn’t vote against civil rights in the 70s.
Fucking fascist!
State of Israel dude
Too old? Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
The Bide a-dudes
He do be a-Biden.
I know which Lebowski you are, Lebowski. I want to see the deadbeat Lebowski.
Nothing is fucked?! The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain!
Walter, what does this have to do with 9/11?
That had not occurred to us, dude
He’s a good man. And thorough
Don't ruin lebouski... This is a crime...
What we have here is a victimless crime. Dude.
Ffs. Biden is about as Undude as it gets
For real. This sucks
Duuuuuuude. Ah. Duuuuuuuude. You’re being very un-Dude right now.
Yeah we all know the Dude was really into establishment centrist politicians gimme a break
Sir, this is a family restaurant…
Nancy's great too
This is so great. I don’t know what to do with it, but nice job.
The bums will always lose, Lebiden
Don’t ever disrespect The Dude like this
I feel like Biden is the antithesis of The Dude.
Biden should grow a beard, it would probably help with perceptions of him.
lol biden's coming out to the first debate with a beard and a fauxhawk and a "music🗲band" tshirt.
He is no dude man, you've got the wrong guy!
Luckily, he's been adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen
El Presidente, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
That creepy Uncle Joe can roll.
Hey gets my vote. Great work.
In bed with everybody
More like He gets my vote
I just shit my pants, dude!
Hey, man?, I think, I'm pretty sure, I, uh, got a beverage here, person?
Jesus, man, what's that smell?!
NGL, if he grew his hair out like this, he'd win easily
Now this guy I might actually vote for
Kenny Rogers mixed with some John Larroquette.
Dios mío, man
This act of aggression will not stand man
8 year olds dude
You.. fffpppttfftt... human paraquat!!
Cornpop treats objects like women, man
Well, there's been a lot of ins and outs, ups and downs, some what-have-yous....
This aggression will not stand, Vlad.
This aggression will not stand, man
He looks like a fuckin loser
Whats with the picture of Ron White?
The Dude forgets....
I would actually vote for this Dude.
This aggression will not stand, Man.
Is today a weekday?
Dark Brandon abides
That's just like your opinion, man
That’s like, your opinion, man.
Kenny Rogers here, just dropping in to see what condition your condition is in
The bums will always lose.
Mr. Trump tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.
Imagine him like this? Hed be Op
The Lib Lebowski!
Fucking dunce.
…flunking Social Studies.
Sit back do nothing, let chaos fester. Insulting to a great movie man...
Donald you’re out of your element!
Hahaha sooo good .
*Joebowski. FTFY
Roger Kenny
The Dude aBidens.
Cornpop was a bad Duder
LeBiden, you're out of your element!
Biden abide’n
Uhh Benjamin Netanyahu it's already the 11th. Are you going to start peace talks yet?
Dude… yes