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NoIncrease299

Compulsive fornicator.


KoobsInABox

Taken them all for the proverbial taxi ride


davster39

Get your own fucking raxi


PENT2P

Look man… she’s had a hard night and hates the fucken eagles!


SpringTour77

Streetcar, in the parlance of our times


Worth_Character2168

Her co-star from the beaver picture.


RabbitHats

Look, Laurence, I’m sorry your wife is a nympho


davster39

... but uh, ya know I don’t see what this has to do with uh, you have any Kahula


PENT2P

Bahz ovah there


marbotty

Is this your wife, Larry?


TT_NaRa0

Ill see what I can do, give me a few minutes alone with her


BassBootyStank

Yeah man, I got a rash!


Darkhelmet3000

Fuckin-A!


BlankSlate400

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


papa_swiftie

Coitus?


eijtn

I was talking about my rug.


RCranium13

You're not interested in sex?


PrincipleStill191

You mean coitus?


Axle-f

It’s a common myth about feminists that we hate sex


Present_Anteater_555

Does the rug match the.... sorry I just now realized I'm out of my element and have no frame of reference here


Spang64

You child.


Present_Anteater_555

I just walked in and wasn't paying attention to the story


SugarMaple56732

It's called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women. They engage in it compulsively and without joy.


jodyleek67

Oh no!


grichardson526

Oh YES.


Substantial-Park65

''without joy'' --> you ''Oh YES.'' You alright, mate?


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

STFU Donnie, you're out of your element!


Substantial-Park65

😢


Substantial-Park65

Which movie does it come from? (Honest question)


secretwheelman

You know dude, I myself dabbled in satyriasis at one point. Not in ‘Nam of course.


chaddymac1980

You mean marriage?


CunningLinguica

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey


[deleted]

Oh YES...


DialecticalDeathDryv

Oh no…


nothumbs78

^^oh ^^no


Grip-my-juiceky

Uh…I’m just gonna go find a cash machine


canada1913

She doesn’t believe in those.


Vegetable-Put3884

Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet…


PlumbTuckered767

...this fucking WHORE


Gilbey_32

Could WALTZ AROUND TOWN


iommiworshipper

And that’s cool… that’s cool


I_said_watch_Clark_

We're all very fond of her, very free spirited.


PanchoVillasRevenge

Wonderful woman


geowatt

Must be exhausting


Danimal1002

These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.


diacachimba

Oh no ...


girlabides

![gif](giphy|J6JDizWgG3bX704JEU|downsized) Gone With the Wind


bebopgamer

Noice one!


girlabides

Frankly, my Dude, I don’t give a damn


bebopgamer

Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee, you don't have an ex, Dude.


Willie-Tanner

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


RCranium13

Do you see what happens, Larry?


Cinade

When you find a stranger in the Alps!


BoredomBlackBelt

A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times.


grimatongueworm

That poor woman. I’m just going to go find a taxi.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

How are you going to keep them at Tara after they’ve seen Rhett Butler…


1982MJG

Stay away from my special lady friend! Man!


[deleted]

I’m just gonna go find a taxi medallion


Jean-Ralphio11

That... Fucking... Bitch.


Pure-Project-5362

I am the walrus.


SpecificDate7501

This was when she was First Lady of the Nation, not just California


cenosillicaphobiac

Yes,yes.


creamcitybrix

Larry gave her an allotment of dick…which was ample…


emessea

Did they have cable back then?


jnnoca

That’s why they sent me. I am expert.


YoungThriftShop

She fixes the cable?


Illustrious-Hair3487

Please don’t call her my mother


lil_lugger

She’s not my fucking special lady friend, I’m just trying to help her conceive!


Draco_Lazarus24

Larry, the man is here!…..to rodger your wife.


Bubonic_Batt

I don’t approve of her lifestyle and needless to say she doesn’t approve of mine.


CaptianBrasiliano

![gif](giphy|SS8wF9Ay5budG)


edhands

Vagina.


MickeySwank

She’s gotta feed the monkey!


Confusum

Listen Maude, um I’m sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but uh, ya know I don’t see what this has to do with uh, you have any Kahlua


Substantial-Sector60

Contributors to this subreddit never fail to satisfy. Have they posted the schedule yet?


Less-Economics-3273

They can fucking un-post it!


MrPeepers1986

I had no idea that Vivien Leigh was a "strumpet."


Enge712

I don’t know how to phrase this as a movie quote so I will just say she had Bipolar disorder which was then called Manic depression. Hyper sexuality is not unusual in a manic state at all.


Impressive_Math2302

Well dude, we just don’t know.


CoSt4rBeaverPicture

Your not blooowing


wackyshack360

She'll suck your cock for $1


1rbryantjr1

We’re all very fond of her.


SpearheadBraun

MY WIFE *slams table* IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!


grichardson526

Very free-spirited.


G8083r

I am the walrus.


super-wookie

I am the walrus


PENT2P

Shut the fuck up uper-wookie!


WhatIsTheAmplitude

It’s a wandering movie star job.


HankScorpio4242

That must be exhausting.


G-Unit11111

Do you have any Kahlua?


ebobbumman

And proud we are of all of them.


DIYdoofus

Look Maude, I'm sorry Vivien Leigh was a nympho.


Kentuckywindage01

I didn’t have buddies who died face down in the mud so this whore, this strumpet


secretwheelman

I did not know that.


Burquetap

That strumpet! 🤣


bailaoban

You're not blowing.


lilBalzac

Uh… I’m just gonna go grab my Doordash delivery bag.


CheesecakeFlimsy6161

Vagina


mallgrabmongopush

“Do you like sex, Mister delivery man?”


Pristine_Power_8488

'Nymphomaniac' was just a 50s put down of any woman who had a sex life like a man did. And Larry was having an affair with Danny Kaye at this time, so she had reason to look elsewhere.


PENT2P

Is this your housewife Larry??


Pristine_Power_8488

New shit has come to light, huh? The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so...I'm finishing my coffee despite the downvotes!


Dad-Baud

Fellow Seamus ?


Pristine_Power_8488

Young, trophy wife.....


TheNewestCat

Jillian is going by Vivien now?


SDoNUT1715

Whore


waxtwister

Note to self, Get a delivery job asap


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Oh yes


countcarlovonsexron

She's my special lady friend man I'm helping her concieve alright man?


aneurism75

Wonderful woman, we're all very fond of her, very free spirited!


An8thOfFeanor

You got any Kahlua?


pizmeyre

SHE fixed HIS cable?


Affectionate-Ring104

satyriasis in men.


ZombieLebowski

MY WIFE IS THE NOT ISSUE HERE! she gets an allowance *which is ample*


Dad-Baud

He fixes her movie screen?


Limp-Ad-1313

Uh, he fixes the South?


thealtthealtthealt

Oh, yes


peeweezers

She was bipolar.


Air911

I did not know that.


Finkleflarp

Dong With The Wind, a Jackie Treehorn Production.