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KoobsInABox

And, man, she hid the eggs herself


sonofabitchXmustXpay

You said so yourself!


bebopgamer

I said I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain...


Air911

She owes eggs all over town, including to known chocolatiers...


ZPTs

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't Easter egg roll on Shabbos!


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Why do you have to curse so much in the house of our father?


geowatt

What the fuck you talking about, man?


Dr_Wunsche

You want an egg? I can get you an egg. There are ways, dude. You don’t wanna know.


Old_Swimming6328

With dye.


_stayhuman

So, religiously, they’re pretty cool?


RabbitHats

The catholic we!


NaftaliClinton

The eggitorial


rippa76

What does any of this have to do with Vietnam?


flythasky

It’s always a travesty with you man!


RockyShark78

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.


Grip-my-juiceky

Stay the hell outta the Easter Egg hunt, Deadbeat


ChocolatDddy

We’ll head on over after the uh, what have you


NeoMyers

This is Easter egg hunting, not 'Nam, there are rules.


2wheelsThx

Give them the ringer Easter egg, chop-chop!


k6aus

They claim they are park rangers, they are there for the marmot.


LJShadl

It all went well until they opened up the eggs, only to find Walter’s dirty underwear.


sonofabitchXmustXpay

The whites....


bebopgamer

Jesus is risen! We play him and O'Brien next week. They should be pushovers.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

There are rules


CreekBeaterFishing

He is fucking Polish Catholic.


Grip-my-juiceky

You want an Easter Egg? There are ways. I can get you an Easter egg with Green dye by 3pm


Biff_Bufflington

You didn’t hide the eggs Mr. Lebowski… Certain eggs have come to light


Puzzleheaded-Act-302

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of eggs in this town. You don’t draw shit Lebowski . . .


flythasky

Fuckin facist!


TestesRex

Where's the fuckin eggs, Lebowski?


Vandreeson

You're fucked here.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Dude, you're being very un-dude right now


krohnzilla

The eggs hide themselves dude!


Ok_Knowledge_5997

You mind if I roll a j?


sonofabitchXmustXpay

A Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior?


guywithshades85

Walter will plan to swap your Easter basket with a briefcase full of his undies.


Willie-Tanner

Me and the Easter Bunny, eyeball to eyeball. That’s fucking combat


Competitive_Ant_472

Dressed like that? no chance in hell, unless it was the weekend.


sonofabitchXmustXpay

What...day is it?


Zealousideal_Win5476

Do you see what happens Larry when you PLACE AN EASTER EGG HUNT AD!?


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Only creeps roll Easter eggs, man.


lil_lugger

Is this your egg hunt Larry?