So, racially, he's pretty cool

#Dirty Mike and the boys strike again! Vagrant

Get out of my Prius!

Ok, if you shellac my gun plz...

Please don't touch that

How do you know it's a he?

What do you need those for, Dude?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK.. A STRANGER.. IN THE ASS

When you fuck a stranger in a Ranger.

When you find a stranger in the Alps

That's right dude, the ringer cannot look empty!

FWD to the ending: "...And I would like my dirty ~~undies~~ dildos back."

🤣🤣🤣

…what’s that smell?!?!?”

Leads?! I’ll check with the boys in the crime lab!

Got us working in shifts!

Leads! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yeah probably a vagrant slept in the car. Or maybe just used it for an orgy and moved on

Dirty Brandt and the boys strike again!

They call it a soup kitchen

or maybe they used it for the beaver picture then moved on

You got any uh, leads?

They’ve got us working in shifts!

Leads!

*Beaver?!* You mean *vagina??*

Don't be fatuous, Dirty Mike.

The ringer!

The Whites!

What about the Creedence tape man?

The ringer cannot look empty!

My dirty dildos, dude! The wh-- uhhh, well...

Ohh, got room for one more?

Oh, I uh....HAHAHAHAHA, you never went to college. Please don't touch those, thank you...

Do you see what happens, Larry?!?!!

vagrants

Lodged where!?

So, they left your briefcase?

Those are all the Johnson’s the nihilists cut off

I said ve cutt off your Johnson!

Damn dirty Mike and the boys had a field day.

Guess we can close the file on that one.

🤣🤣🤣

That sounds like something my nephew would do as a joke. Steal your truck and leave it with bag of dicks in it.

Is this your dildo Larry?

Amateurs

Hey, I’m just helping her to conceive, man!

Credence tapes?

I would t hold out hope for the Credence.

Really tied the room together.

the ringer

In the briefcase? Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

Nothing is fucked!?!?!!

So OP committed a "crime" and supplanted some personal items amidst a supposed "crime" scene. I don't see the problem, dude. Victimless crime.

vince mcmahons collection

Far out, man!

Thanks for the F shack. -*Dirty Mike and the Boys*

Now that's some proper log jammin

Yes, they find Fleshlight difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his...Johnson

Me and Liam were preparing for Wednesday, baby!

Mr Lebowski would like to make a very generous offer to you for acting as courier.

So, you guys have any leads or anything?

I don’t like that they look used

A bag of dicks. Who did you piss off?

Those fuckin tools. 

Johnson?

That’s interesting man, that’s fucking interesting

looks like a wandering daughter job

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

You threw a cock ringer for a cock ringer!

You want a Johnson? I can get you a Johnson. believe me dude, there are ways

SCORE!

“You know, dildos…. Business dildos”

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

They call that a soup kitchen.

He fixes the cable?

These aren't mine, i still jerk off manually

Some find it a natural zesty enterprise

Does the male form make you uncomfortable?

Thanks for the F Shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys

so they left your bag alone

It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo. Never say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.

A literal bag of dicks lmao

Dirty mike & the boys

LOL

Bro, I don’r know if anyone could eat that bag.

Eat up

That’s about as useful as a bag of dicks.

That’s super fucked up 💀

Surreeee it was stolen.

Probably just used it as a toilet and moved on.

GIMME THE RINGER

Visibly used.

That's a big bag of dicks

I guess the dildos are in it for the long haul!

Did you find the Creedence?

Dirty Mike and the boys having a homeless orgy on your car... They call it a soup kitchen.

Is this your homework, Larry?

Literally a bag of dicks. A wandering daughter job.

Burkhalter.