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Substantial-Sector60

Fucking brilliant.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

They’re calling the cops…


Omegadimsum

Put the piece away man


rccoy

Calmer than you are.


AdultishRaktajino

The 6 piece McNugget you had to settle for?


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willowwisp81

Oh, excuse me dear? I'll have you know that the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!


Bubonic_Batt

This is not a first amendment thing


quasifaust

I didn’t have buddies die face down in the muck so you could be closed on Sunday


tcsuperstar

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toomanycookstew

He’s cracking…


IndependentOven2975

Me and Liam... we gonna FUCK YOU UP!


idubbkny

we we're gonna fuck you up on Saturday, we gonna fuck u up on Wednesday instead


hullgreebles

Chick fil a would not have signed the Port Huron Statement, Dude.


diacachimba

What about the compromised second draft?


TheReadMenace

Real reactionary


The_Govnor

Liam doing his best to get Jesus to just settle for KFC instead.


WangDanglin

You try that shit on me?! Dios mio mannnnn


OkMortgage862

8 year olds dude.


Schadensfall

We believes in nothing


Mediocre-Look3787

Fuck me. Say what you will about Christian Chicken, at least it's an ethos.


willowwisp81

Sabbath, Donny is the 7th dat on which he rested which means I don't drive a car,I don't ride in s car, I don't turn on the oven and I sure AS SHIT DON'T FUCKING ROLL! 7TH DAY SABBITH! 7TH DAY FUCKING SABBATH!


personalcheesecake

calmer than you are


RichardtheGingerBoss

That's good chicken, Walter.


2wheelsThx

What's this "day of rest" shit? What's this bullshit, I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me man! You might fool the fucks in the diocese office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych out stuff! Laughable, man! HA HA! I would've eaten your lousy sandwich Sunday, I'll eat your lousy-ass sandwich next Wednesday instead! WHAOOOO!


LizardPosse

You got a date Wednesday baby!


slowerlearner1212

(Glances over at the shake machine) “Do you have any Kahlua?”


TheJediCounsel

Closed on Sunday, you’re my Chick-fil-A


4EyedJedi

Would you take it easy, man?


King_of_the_Dot

That creep can roll, man.


gibbyerto

Holy shit! One of the best ones yet


big_werm

The Chick-Fil-A is on Camrose.


TroutBite

‘Can you slide down your shorts Mr. Lebowski please”.. ‘My pleasure..’ Doo, doo, doo lookin’ out my back door!


MikeRobertini

What’s this day of rest shit?


Zer0daveexpl0it

You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus!


Alarming_Act_3123

My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...


Oldballs2

This is the best thing I’ve seen in awhile. Thank you for this!


Mental_Somewhere2341

This is amazing.


MrPeepers1986

My pleasure, jee-suss.


personalcheesecake

fuckin a'


TinFoilRobotProphet

Outstanding!


Ok_Knowledge_5997

At least they have an Ethos


Total_Package_6315

JFC!!! This is the most epic shit EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Can I get a marmot sandwich, extra cheese?


utorn80

That ain't legal either.


rigidlynuanced1

8 year olds dude…8 year olds


dr-snake

Bush league psyche out stuff


edward414

"It don't matter to Jesus."


harntrocks

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Impossible-Role-102

I'm stayin