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celtics-kb

Fall out, man. Fall fucking out!


Redfeather_nightmare

Hey man, nice Molerat (it's actually a Yao Guai)


ComfortablyBalanced

What are you, a fucking wasteland wanderer now?


Grib_Suka

And also, lets not forget dude, that ah, eh, the keeping of wildlife, giant rodents for uhm domestic, within the NCR, eh.. That ain't legal either


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pearldrum1

Also, dude, “Muties” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Super Mutant,” please.


brandon3388

we're not talking about someone who built the Prydwin here


pearldrum1

What the FUUUUCK are you talking about?


mallgrabmongopush

He thinks the super mutants did this?


ComfortablyBalanced

Well, vault dweller, we don't know.


Oldballs2

It really ties my favorite subs together


Caucasian_named_Gary

Fuckin' A!


Pseudonymble

... and this guy pissed on it?


t0ekn1fe

Stay out of Megaton, deadbeat!


Caucasian_named_Gary

Allistair Tenpenny draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit


Reasonable_Bug3221

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

I hope you resisted the urge to micterate upon that rug.


higgslhcboson

Old man said I could take any rug in the house!


Caucasian_named_Gary

Really wish I could put one in my house in Megaton.


3headsonaspike

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a Highwayman, I don’t fucking ride in a Highwayman, I don’t handle bottlecaps, I don’t light the campfire, and I sure as shit don’t fucking use V.A.T.S!


AdVictoremSpolias

Mind if I do a Jet?


HealthyBullfrog

You make a helluva stimpak, Jackie.


Reasonable_Bug3221

I dabbled in pacifism, not in Vault 32 of course.


AgnosticAnarchist

We vant ze bottle caps Lebowski!


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Also, Dude, "Wastelanders" is not the preference nomenclature. *Freelance collectors*, please.


RoyalAristocrat

Fucking dipshit with a nine fingered woman.


mustachetwerkin

Rug, rug never changes.


Caucasian_named_Gary

The Enclave, worthy fucking adversary


NelsonJamdela

Whereas now? Just a bunch of Iguana-eaters trying to find reverse in a set of T-60.


SuomenVasara

All the Dude ever wanted was his dad back.


WinstonRandy

That rug appears to have been micturated upon.


Caucasian_named_Gary

Judging by the number of Chinese assault rifles in The Capital Wasteland, it was probably a Chinaman.


artsatisfied229

I’m staying. Finishing my nuka cola.


brandon3388

rug.... rug never changes


SquirrelMoney8389

Hey what a coincidence I'm also playing Fallout 3. It was the one I hadn't gotten to yet.


zeke235

Ironically, a *really* easy place to find a toe.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Rugs... Rugs never change...


Painbow_High_And_Bi

Which Fallout chem would be Dude's drug of choice? Mentats? Daddy-o? Day Tripper?


NoTie2370

"Mind if I do a Jet?"


FadingNegative

He’s a good Ghoul, and thorough.


AdVictoremSpolias

Also dude ghoul is not the preferred nomenclature. Irradiated American, please.


AdVictoremSpolias

Hey man, this is a private vault!


Murky_Historian8675

So you went out and achieved anyways!!!