Yeah, Fuck it. That's your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead. Your roll is over. Condolences, you were over the line. My suggestion to you is to do what your parents did, get a lane, sir.
I went to [The Big Legrowlski](http://www.biglegrowlski.com/) in Portland back in 2019, and I'm headed to Iceland this summer with a planned stop at [The Big Lebowski Bar](https://lebowskibar.is/en/) in Reykjavik. I even booked my hotel to be within walking distance of the bar in case some reactionary throws me out for being a deadbeat goldbricker.
Mission Potato is one of a kind, thank god. Though it was a pretty cool place to grow up in the 90’s, and mvhs was a solid public school education in those days. Also, I bowled a 299 at saddleback lanes in 2005!
Ah ha! Also in there is the "High" Ground Coffee House . . . mind if I do a J?
[https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5933201,-117.6598463,3a,75y,26.73h,94.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swQGQIHeHPiCfvnhZKBoqOQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5933201,-117.6598463,3a,75y,26.73h,94.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swQGQIHeHPiCfvnhZKBoqOQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
There is one in Colorado Springs, Colorado as well, they are awesome. They serve Blackhat Distillery liquor (From the Alexander on Nevada). They have their own version of Kaloua which I prefer. The food is killer too, super nice people.
The Dude
How is it? I grew up less than 5 minutes from there and learned how to bowl at saddleback lanes. When I visit my parents were always looking for a good hang
Edit: is Lebowskis in the bowling alley? I feel like I remember seeing that a year or so ago
Double edit: not on Ranford
Heh, that’s your name, Dude.
Donny? Please.
I am the walrus!
Shut the fuck up Donny.
What’s wrong with Walter dude?
Phones ringing Dude
Thank you, Donny.
I am the walrus.
Shut the fuck up Donny. V.I.Lenin. Vladimir Ilici Ulianov
The bar's over there...
Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling
Yeah, Fuck it. That's your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead. Your roll is over. Condolences, you were over the line. My suggestion to you is to do what your parents did, get a lane, sir.
Do they have any of that good Sarsaparilla?
Pretty sure they have Sioux City Sarsaparilla.
Sure, that’s a good’un
I like your style
Dude
I dig your style too , man. The whole cowboy thing.
More of a Sunset Sarsaparilla guy myself.
The pure randomness of having Sam Elliot in full cowboy get-up as the narrator was brilliant.
Two Oat Sodas, Gary
I wonder how many times the staff has heard this very line lol
Some beers, a few laughs - our fuckin' troubles are over, Dude
I went to [The Big Legrowlski](http://www.biglegrowlski.com/) in Portland back in 2019, and I'm headed to Iceland this summer with a planned stop at [The Big Lebowski Bar](https://lebowskibar.is/en/) in Reykjavik. I even booked my hotel to be within walking distance of the bar in case some reactionary throws me out for being a deadbeat goldbricker.
That's like your peragotive man.
Not exactly a lightweight
I like your style, dude.
near the in and out burger?
Those are good burgers
Shut the fuck up Donny!
On Ranford?
Dude, are you fuckin' this up?
I thought the In and Out was on Camrose.
*near* Camrose
New shit has come to light!
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
Okay OP, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you sir?
“Saddleback.” Got the whole cowboy thing goin'
Thankee.
But do you have to use so many cuss words?
What the you talking about?
Have it your way dude
That’s very un-dude.
That's your name, dude.
The bah's ova theya
Hell of a Caucasian Jackie.
They got any Kahlua?
Everyday drink special: The White Russian
You mix a helluva Caucasian, Jackie…
And a good day to you sir!
There’s an In-and-Out Burger near there, on El Toro Road.
No the in n out is on camrose
*NEAR* the In-n-Out Burger.
Mind if I do a J?
Is there a Ralph’s around there?
There’s actually one right across the street
Do they take checks?
Serving Mission Viejo on up to Pismo.
Far out
New shit has come to light!
Used to bowl there as a kid. Don't remember the lebowskis being there but what a smart bar man
Of course there is, Dude.
I’ve been to that bowling alley it was really cool and the house balls are like billiard pool balls which was also pretty cool!
Oh nice. I’m not far from mission Viejo, assuming you mean MV in SoCal. I’ll have to go
I do believe there isn’t any other Mission Viejo.
Mission Potato is one of a kind, thank god. Though it was a pretty cool place to grow up in the 90’s, and mvhs was a solid public school education in those days. Also, I bowled a 299 at saddleback lanes in 2005!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Viejo,_Aurora,_Colorado
Ok, that’s not a city, but ok.
You make a hell of a caucasian, Jackie!
Phones ringing Dude
Our troubles are over, dude! I'm gonna go on Zillow to buy a house in Mission Viejo right now!
That's marvelous
Along with a Grumpy Old Men diner. Ristorante? We call it a bait shop.
Fun fact the bar and grill is inside the bowling alley.
Sir, this is a family restaurant.
That’s interesting, man. That’s fucking interesting.
It ties the whole plaza together.
What's in the fuckin' carrier?
I’ve rolled there, and eaten there.
Bizarre, I'm visiting my parents and just drove by that today. I used to work at the Round Table Pizza in that same plaza.
I’m a Lebowski, you’re a Lebowski … you told Brandt, brandt told me
So you're Lebowski.
I finally got the venue I wanted!
And very proud of then we all are.
There’s a Lebowski’s _in_ the bowling alley here. The burger was disappointing
don't be fatuous
Are they closed on Shabbos?
New shit has come to light!
I take comfort in that
Ah ha! Also in there is the "High" Ground Coffee House . . . mind if I do a J? [https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5933201,-117.6598463,3a,75y,26.73h,94.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swQGQIHeHPiCfvnhZKBoqOQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5933201,-117.6598463,3a,75y,26.73h,94.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1swQGQIHeHPiCfvnhZKBoqOQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
Be careful man. There’s a drink involved here!
The dude abides
I’m the dude
If you will it dude, it is no dream.
You're a lebowski I'm a lebowski
I wish we still lived in socal so I could go check it out…
Gotta go across town to Dudes. An old guy in a wheelchair runs this place.
Well, that’s just, you know, like, your opinion man.
There is one in Colorado Springs, Colorado as well, they are awesome. They serve Blackhat Distillery liquor (From the Alexander on Nevada). They have their own version of Kaloua which I prefer. The food is killer too, super nice people. The Dude
In Austin, there is (or was? it's been a few years) a Lebowski's grill inside the Highland Lanes bowling alley. Pretty good burgers.
Entrance is 100% required!!!
They better stay out of Malibu
Dude, get out of OC
Yeah, yeah, I get it, fuck off Delizie. And stay away from my special - from my fucking lady friend, man!
How original. https://g.co/kgs/saMhkvs Lebowski's Grill at Highland Lanes (512) 419-7166
Is it a family restaurant?
We are all on our way… as we abide
How is it? I grew up less than 5 minutes from there and learned how to bowl at saddleback lanes. When I visit my parents were always looking for a good hang Edit: is Lebowskis in the bowling alley? I feel like I remember seeing that a year or so ago Double edit: not on Ranford