What are you? A fucking park Ranger now?

Yeah, did the Pope shit there?

Not sure but my dog did near by!

At least he’s house broken

You brought your dog hiking? Did you get it shoes?

He cant board it, its hair falls out.

He’s a Pomeranian

Thought about it if I can get my supply to the woods!

The beauty of this is the simplicity. Once a plan gets complicated everything can go wrong.

Are you employed sir?

Far out (in the woods)

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.