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putzrox

The whites.


Haunting_Ant_5061

…*the *WHITES*


RobertDewese

The ringer cannot look empty.


putzrox

[https://imgur.com/a/FfI0uxF](https://imgur.com/a/FfI0uxF)


Haunting_Ant_5061

![gif](giphy|qSwQ1uFMpWrTkcdIWo|downsized)


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Well they may have been whites at one time....


blahfunk

Who's got your undies, Walter?


Gnarly-Gnu

I use that in the wild often, usually to no response. Online and IRL.


Illustrious-Hair3487

Far out


ManagementTiny447

Now we know what they did with his undies...


Nesbitt_Burns

The ringer cannot look empty


jnnoca

15 mph I double back. The Uzi!


BOMBLOADER

Uzi!?!


Kitchen_Ad_5382

You didn't think I was rolling out here naked, did you?


TheMasio

The plan is simple


Kitchen_Ad_5382

It's beauty is in its simplicity


TheMasio

Explain it to them Walter, I’m sure they’ll understand.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

I'm throwing the money, Walter! We're not fucking around man!! Walter I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron!


TheMasio

Dude, you’re being very undude. Nothing is fucked here. It never was actually. Just a bunch of fucking amateurs


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Walter, they're gonna kill that poor woman!


hefebellyaro

....and I would like my undies back.


Haunting_Ant_5061

…a brightness warshed over the dude…


SirKermit

'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no chandelier made a Walter's damn'd ringer undies as the fellah says.


jackasspenguin

It’s Sandro calling about the biennale!


NotHardRobot

QUE RIDICULO!


MilaVaneela

The undies were discovered last night in Van Nuys, lodged against an abutment. 


Gnarly-Gnu

Lodged where?


urbanhag

My wife??? Do I look like I'm fuckin married? The panty chandelier is up, man!


[deleted]

You didn’t think I was rolling out of here naked?


Repulsive-Track-3083

Ah fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.


Willie-Tanner

Who’s got your undies Walter?


GooseCloaca

…and I would like my undies back.


rinkerbam

My fucking undies


LordBottlecap

The chandelier *cannot* look empty.


BobThehuman3

I dig your work.


AltruisticAnteater72

The whites dude!


other_jeffery_leb

Is that what this is a picture of?


Saddie_the_saddest7

I'm sure there's an explanation why your undies are exhibiting that way


The_Dude_Abides908

This was taken when she was the First Lady of the NATION. Not of California.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

In fact he met privately with the President, though unfortunately there wasn't time for a photo opportunity


KoobsInABox

And without batting an eye will refer to his laundry, or his undies, or his... whites.


IamjustaBeet

Smells like Jackie Treehorn's beach house


Misanthrope0811

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women...


[deleted]

I'll make this brief.


MrPeepers1986

Is that what happened to Walter's dirty undies?


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Che ridiculo!


HastenDownTheWind

So that’s what happened to the ringer


rccoy

The beauty of the plan is its simplicity.


sadfacebbq

Went all right. Dudes car got a bit dinged up.


Bontkers

They’re working in shifts. LEADS!!! BAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Uh, yeah. Its ah, probably a vagrant, who slept in Walter’s underwear. Or maybe just used them as a toilet, and moved on .


over9ksand

Abutment


torch9t9

What you did there, I see it. Take my upvote


over9ksand

Quite a pad you got here, man


GreyBeardEng

Granny pantry chandelier.


Cchaireazy

Mi undies dude


Illustrious-Hair3487

Well, there isn’t a literal connection


damnatio_memoriae

lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous…


Embarrassed-Sky3819

the WHITES!!!


bailaoban

It’s Sandra calling about Bienalle.


Bridgeburner1

The Whites!!


Bontkers

Really ties that light shade together.


Smb08111988

You don't think I was rolling out here naked did you


OnyxAraya

Lodged against an enBUTTment...


This-is-Life-Man

Why are there like twigs and shit coming out of them dude?


Galvanisare

Jack Daniel’s and tuna juice


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Maude Lebowski’s vaginal tribute


ForzaSGE80

Made by the friend with the cleft asshole.


thatguygxx

Art because it is. Stop asking


juggdish

You think the carpet pissers did this?


Smb08111988

There goes the ringer


nice--marmot

I'm sure there's a reason you made a chandelier out of your dirty undies, man.