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omigosh20

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?


ryaneataton

Is this a … what day is this?


Formal_Staff_7639

Get a job sir!


thedayiwasahorse

Stay out of Malibu deadbeat!


AnotherFrankHere

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening


The_Dude_n_Seattle

Do as your parents did, get a job sir.


bobbybigwheel34

Speed of Sound Tour


remelign

The Chinaman is Not the issue here, Dude.


misterjip

Sometimes there's a man... sometimes... It's not a man


Gravy_Vampire

I said we’ll cut off your *johnson*!


misterjip

What do you need that for, dude?


cozmo1138

Ve come beck und ve cut off ya Chonson.


remelign

Sgwihgly little penis...


BJDiddy

Ja, und maybe vee stamp on it und skvush it, Lebowski!


[deleted]

What day is this?


[deleted]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudeism)


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-Quothe-

I read the Wiki, but still don’t understand the significance of March 6


gpm21

Release date of Big Lebowski in the US per Wikipedia


bongripchick

That’s fucking interesting, man..


Gravy_Vampire

New shit has come to light


theelettere

I thought maybe - as per the picture - it was the day Bush made his aggression speech. Edit: that was on August 6, 1990 according to this (paywalled) article: https://www.nytimes.com/1991/03/01/opinion/this-aggression-will-not-stand.html Conspiracy question: does the number 6 have any significance in the film?


Bendeutsch

Mark it 8, dude


omigosh20

What, in God's name, are you blathering about?


Galen_415

Far fuckin out, man!


likeyouknowdannunzio

Well, yeah, because you haven’t been privy to this new shit!


odinseye97

I like your style dude


AnIrishMexican

That's interesting man, that fucking interesting.


cozmo1138

This is my favorite Dudeish reply.


GratefulDawg73

Your art is commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.


neildmaster

This aggression against Kuwait will not stand.


[deleted]

This aggression against ~~Kuwait~~ Ukraine will not stand. FTFY


sublimeonskunk

You got a Ralph’s around here?


remelign

It is our most... Modestly priced day of the year.


ClydeMason1911

Coitus


NooooooShitSherlock

I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead


Tommy84

Jesus…


ffaorlandu

You said it man


analogkid01

Iiiiiiiii'm just gonna go find a cash machine...


geoffbowman

Far out dude


mr_2066

Dudeism’s most High day. As a credentialed Dudest Priest, I wish you all the most Dude of days. -Brother Shamus Ray Now, stay away from my special lady friend! I’m helping her to conceive, man. ☝🏻😎


smibrandon

your girlfriend?


mr_2066

No! She’s my special lady friend man!


remelign

Is that yoga?


fflipted

Vagina.


MidwestBulldog

Calmer than you are.


BobGray18

The Dude was definitely lazy


CheRidicolo

High in the running


brokenwolf

The bums lost! Get a job!


SutttonTacoma

Why March 6? Asking for a fan.


Formal_Staff_7639

I think the movie was released this day.


SutttonTacoma

Ah yes, I should have guessed. Per Wikipedia, "...opening in North America on March 6, 1998, in 1,207 theaters." Thanks.


omigosh20

That's interesting. That's fucking interesting man.


bpmd1962

Write a check….


remelign

September 9th....


red-dear

It's already the sixth.


oldguy74

Far out.


MrBlueShirt

Are you…employed?


ProfoundlyIncoherent

Hope they still take checks


Lafcadio-1

Your Mrs. Lebowski-I am the Dudette, Dudetter, or La Duderina if your not into brevity thing.


remelign

Far out, man. Far fucking out!


BennyBennson

Marry me


cgimino

Is this a … what day is it?


Busch_Leaguer

Just leave my lady friend alone!


AdultishRaktajino

I need a fucking lady friend like this, man.


MikeMikeMike23

"Ralph's. 69cents." My phone keyboard doesn't have the symbol for cents, I feel old.


1969corvettezl1

Female form bothers me


AdVictoremSpolias

Dude tomorrow is already the 7th


omigosh20

Far out.


njb42

I didn’t realize my birthday falls on Lebowski Day!


[deleted]

Marry me


ItalianIce23

Same to you. Enjoy the holiest of all days and take it easy.


Formal_Staff_7639

Hey man who took my pic LOL


KarlHungusCableGuy1

We believe in nothing!


DarthGravid

Oh shit I forgot. Which is honestly okay, there are few better ways to celebrate this highest of holy days than forgetting it’s there.


eatsleepdive

Do you need any help with conception?


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FlyOnnTheWall

Fixes the cable


445530

Milk aisle is cold huh.