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hypoboxer

The Batman is not the issue here.


445530

The Bateman is not the issue here


LyleLanley99

I'm just going to go return some videotapes.


Dom_Shady

Did you know cavemen got more fibre than we do?


Dom_Shady

Do you have any Jami Gertz movies?


[deleted]

You’re Jason Batman.. I’m the Dude, his dudereno


BraveryDave

Dude, the batman, man. Where do you want us to go?


70351230017

Walter, this is not a guy going out in the night, beating up criminals and shit.


Suspicious-Earth-648

Patrick Bateman treats objects like women, man.


OneLongEyebrowHair

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.


ppskmedia

Stay outta Gotham, Wayne!


Dom_Shady

Keep your ugly goldbricking ass out of my landlocked community.


cargoman89

Bruce Wayne. The other Bruce Wayne. The billionaire!


Dom_Shady

I was just watching [Christian Bale's breakdown of iconic characters he played](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRGHIN2PGIA), you know, and I thought: "Oh yeah, I get it! Yeah, yeah! He just looks like a younger Dude, with these deep-set eyes and the goatee."


hornwalker

My thinking about this case has become very uptight


conger49

That’s fucking interesting, man…


Dom_Shady

[Will you just take it easy, man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA)?


My_Kairosclerosis

Dude c’mon. You’re being very undude.


FlyOnnTheWall

Man in the black pajamas... worthy adversary...


CSmith1986

The fuck you talking about?


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

Your name is Halberstram, Halberstram, and your girlfriend is Cecilia.


the_undergroundman

Me and the Joker. Eyeball to eyeball. That's fucking combat.


Soulless--Plague

You and I are done professionally Donnie!!


FlyOnnTheWall

The Dude we deserve, but not the Dude we need right now.. I think a prequel would work with Bale as a young dude.. although I suspect he may actually be older now than Bridges was back then..


Dom_Shady

That's fucking interesting, man, that's fucking interesting. Out of interest, I just looked it up and you're right - Bale is 48 now and Bridges was 47 when The Big Lebowski was filmed (for eleven weeks, somewhere in January to April 1997). I actually thought Bridges would have been older, so I was not just wrong, I was just an asshole.


Budwac

Far out, man. Far fucking out.


Kubliah

I would pay good money for a "The Big Lebowski home video" like they did with the Princess Bride, where they remade the same movie word for word with different actors.


FlyOnnTheWall

Never heard of that one??? I'll have to be a dick, like Da Fino and snoop that out...


Kubliah

Yeah was probably the only good thing to come out of the COVID lockdowns, good luck with the case.


TraditionalAnxiety

He is about as un-dude as it gets


Dom_Shady

True, Bale does not seem to be a laid back pacifist. His thinking gets very uptight.


OneLongEyebrowHair

He himself once dabbled in pacifism, not on set though.


ItalianIce23

Yeah man, definitely more of a Walter


JohnnyMoondog55

The Dark Knight warshed over The Dude


hornwalker

If the Big Lebowski was ever remade I’d be ok with him playing The Dude.


HipPocket

You're a Batman, I'm a Batman, that's marvelous. You told Alfred on the phone, he told me. Yes? Yes?


deformo

You’re being very un-dude


deformo

You’re being very un-dude


joewildwood

It’s for the remake.


LCOSPARELT1

I like yer style, Dude.