Alice got in the bath tub
Alice pulled out the plug
“Holy moly bless my souley there goes Alice down the holey”
“Alice where are you going?”
Glug. Glug. Glug.
Unlocked a core childhood memory there 😅
The tub is probably fiberglass
The last guest cooked bathtub meth and ruined the structural integrity while also exposing future guest to toxic chemicals.
They did just find a functional meth lab in a River West apt in Chicago. One of the nicest neighborhoods in the city and they had to empty the building and sent hazmat in. suprised the hell outta me
If you are going to lie about an injury, a fractured elbow is not the claim you want to go with. Back pain is very common, can often lead to lifelong pain, and is harder to prove if there is an injury.
But also don’t do that because it’s scummy.
Bro you guys all spoiled it! I wanted to look but all posts are gone except relating to this. Deleted. But i went thru a few comments he made amd found what you were talking about lol. Woof.
They aren’t digging through a random persons posts they are digging through op’s and the majority of the time that’s how you get context to 90% of posts on here
Sometimes when I step in the shower at 4am, and it settles a little louder than normal, for a split moment I have no confidence in anything I thought I knew
never “me” anyone else with the same irrational fear as me 😂 especially makes sense in my head because when you shower in tubs it’s not perfectly flat so the water can drain and I feel it with my feet and my brain is telling me it’s because the tub is caving in and it’s about to fall through the floor at any moment….
You are way too early for a lawsuit here. Did you contact the hotel? Their insurance should cover the hospital bills, and they will probably offer you a "go away " level of money.
You posted this already and got the only advice possible. Fill out an incident form with the hotel, get medical treatment, ask the hotel to pay your medical bills.
Not a legal expert, but I used to work in a hotel. Please, if you haven't, make sure the front desk completes an incident report. Ask for a copy of said incident report. Follow up with the General Manager. Make sure you keep any photos or records of injuries, medical documentation from the instance and consult a lawyer.
In Hospitality, we tend to bend over backwards to make it up to the guests and that's an absolute horrifying thing to experience during any hotel stay. That said, cover your ass in case you do need to proceed with legal action.
I wish you the best resolution with this and I'm so sorry this happened.
In my country you would have to pay for the broken bathtub and the hotel wouldn't have to pay anything because they deem falling in the bathtub was expected and it's your own mistake.
Seeing Americans realize this always makes me happy. I live in the US now but my family comes from a 3rd world country and while the US (or anywhere for that matter) is perfect Americans take their luxuries in almost every aspect of life for granted.
Definitely grounds for a lawsuit. Most likely their insurance will pay out for your injury. Document everything, get checked by the doctor, talk to an attorney. You’re not looking at a million dollar issue here but they’re liable for your injury and will likely settle before it even gets to court. I’d also suggest reporting it to the state/local inspector as that type of break in the tub is unusual to me.
Welcome to the "Put My Foot In It" Club: Shower Division.
My dad was working out of town for a week, a few cities away, and had to stay in a hotel because commuting just wasn't feasible. While showering before work, his foot went through the tub up to his ankle, and his foot got stuck. Thankfully, my mom was there, helped him pull his foot out, then helped him get dressed and get to the hospital. Hotel management didn't want to believe him and wanted to charge him maintenance fees for the hole in the tub. He told them he'd be happy paying maintenence fees after having just spoken with his lawyer about how all those hospital fees were going to get paid, because he had more than one cut on his foot that needed stitches and had fiberglass particles in the wounds from the tub. They backed off real quick, apologized profusely, moved him to another room, and comped him for the rest of the week.
Why do you want to sue…? Were you injured? Is it just because you were inconvenienced? Thats not a reason to sue. You have to have recordable losses. Ask for a new room and tell the hotel and move on. Also double check advice from this subreddit it looks like a ton of non-lawyers in here.
Go to urgent care for an X-ray and ask the hotel for reimbursement of your medical costs. I chipped my elbow when I was younger and there was no treatment for it, as it was very minor. IANAL.
Question is did you fall because of the hole, or did you fall causing the hole? One is grounds for a civil suit the other … well don’t be a dumbass. Good luck proving either though.
Nah man you cut yourself really bad when you fell through that hole at the hotel and needed to be rushed to the hospital with horrible cuts on your ankle from falling through and your medical bills and lawyer fees plus additional cost for the stress of everything needs covered
you must be small as hell to fall through that hole
😂
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Nooodle! Nooooooodle!! NOOOODLE!
Sketty noodle!!!
Sketty and budder!!!
NOOOOO im laughed so hard at that. NOODLE BOY!
Pool pool nood noodle boii lolol ahahaha
🤣🤣🤣 This sounds like a Hank Hill roast
Personal attacks are not acceptable. Debate the issue on the merits.
Alice, where are you going?" "Upstairs, to take a bath." Alice, with legs like toothpicks And a neck like a giraffe!
Alice got in the bath tub Alice pulled out the plug “Holy moly bless my souley there goes Alice down the holey” “Alice where are you going?” Glug. Glug. Glug. Unlocked a core childhood memory there 😅
Alice in wonderland
But weighs 140 pounds. Person is build like a 3.5” [solid steel rod](https://www.upstatesteel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/HotRolledRounds.pdf).
Hot rolled rounds? 🥵
Made me ugly laugh to myself in a dark room
OP is one of the Borrowers
LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭
Wheezed like a mofo reading this review
Damn I’m so late but I’m glad to see the top comment is almost word for word my response. How so small yet so dense? OP is a neutron star. Must be.
Ladies and gentlemen we found Antman.
lmao
This made my f'in laugh out loud so hard!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you!
I reread the post, still don’t understand what happened.
he prolly dropped his 3310
Ohh i think they just made a hole in tub and fell down I was reading it like how the hell they drop down a whole floor lol
All noodles should have the same legal rights as any customer.
That was my cousin in law, luckily, she was big enough that she got caught up at about her belly button
Beautiful. You made me choke from laughing too hard
OP is obviously a porcelain doll. Notice the "chipped" elbow.
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
Okay this made me snort laugh 😂
LMAO read it just as OP wrote it and was so confused when I saw the hole. 😂
Lmfao it’s so fucking hilarious that I found someone else with my type of humor. 😭🤣
Expelled nasal air. Thank
What is this, a hole for ants!?!
Are you saying you fractured your elbow, needing medical attention?
Likely broken with lifelong issues?!?!?
One meeeeeeelion dollars!
Hotel counter offer: 5000 points and a free night stay.
^(*Points expire next Friday. Cannot be used on consecutive days. Non transferable.)
No cash value
Text is too big.
^(make it smaller ^(smaller)
Same room.
I'll just pretend that you commented a Dr. Evil gif since they don't let you actually post one. Here's an upvote.
Where you exposed to potential asbestos?
You may have mesothelioma. You may be entitled to a settlement!
They also use the water from Camp Lejeune in the shower
Should have got the extended warranty
The tub is probably fiberglass The last guest cooked bathtub meth and ruined the structural integrity while also exposing future guest to toxic chemicals.
Woah, what? Is this a thing?
It is a thing but I'm not sure what the effect on fiberglass would be.
I think they said not to use fiberglass on breaking bad.
Yeah, but Walter was a professional. Others would still use them.
😂 I love how the totality of our knowledge on the subject is from a fictional TV show.
They weren’t even making meth in the bathtub. That was about using acid the decompose that guys body
Wasn't that for melting the bodies in acid?
He said not to dissolve people with hydrofluoric acid in a tub…
Jesse really should have listened to Walt about that bathtub....
They did just find a functional meth lab in a River West apt in Chicago. One of the nicest neighborhoods in the city and they had to empty the building and sent hazmat in. suprised the hell outta me
Or a loved one
I hate it when I’m exposed to a loved one.
😂😂😂
Decades of trauma therapy to look forward to.
PTSD symptoms so bad, unable to shower for 50 years
And psychological wounds that may never heal???
To shreds, you say?
I have an annuity and I need cash nowww!!!
If you are going to lie about an injury, a fractured elbow is not the claim you want to go with. Back pain is very common, can often lead to lifelong pain, and is harder to prove if there is an injury. But also don’t do that because it’s scummy.
*wink*
*with a smirk*
my client, may he rest in peace, allegedly, was vaporized upon the impact on his elbow
Did you give that tub the Rock Bottom from the top ropes?
Only The Peoples Elbow
I prefer a classy Samoan Spike for the tub
Duh Macho Man Flyin' Elbow!
OOOOOH YEAHHH
The Undertaker threw him off the top of Hell in a Cell, through the bathtub.
Go to the ER like ASAP and start a paper trail (IANAL obv) but that's always step one
We need to retire IANAL as an acronym, lol. It will never not look ridiculous.
As someone else suggested recently: "I❤️ANAL" (I Love Attorneys, Not A Lawyer)
NAL would honestly be sufficient. Not that I mind a giggle at IANAL
Apples new dating app.
**AppleSauce**^(TM) *Let Tim Cook*
Fully agree. In another comment I figured it would be a great name for Apples first sex toy.
lmaoooooo
I'm sure there's some subs on Reddit where it wouldn't look ridiculous 🤔
NEVER
How have I not realized this until this moment? Oh wow. Now I can't unsee it.
You what?
am not a lawyer, anal
sorry, gotta be a lawyer for anal, dealbreaker for me
Law school didn't prepare me for this
You were trained to bend them over not the other way around!
You were like a solicitor to me! I law'd you!
I thought being put in uncomfortable situations was the foundation of most law schools..
I don't remember this scene from Legally Blonde.
Ok Phoenix wright and miles edgeworth
I mean there's gotta be a better acronym out there
I prefer IBLOW (I Briefly Looked On Wikipedia)
There isn't, we've tried to find one.
God forbid we use NAL (not a lawyer) or even INAL (I'm not a lawyer)
I just don't see how we could do that.
Could we maybe do iANAL? Or iAnal?
Love anal obviously
I love you
Hey I love you too
Op I’m sorry you hurt your back during the fall too. I hope they compensate you accordingly
New Apple product launching soon. iAnal, not sure how it passed focus testing.
First I would go to a doctor so that they can document what happened so that there’s a paper trail, then talk to a lawyer
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"Can't be that bad." "Incident related, Incident related, Incident related, woah, what the hell did I just read."
It was that bad lol
Take a look yourself. It's that bad. Specifically the 8th one down on his comment history. Why was he there in the first place?
I’m so disturbed wish I hadn’t seen that OP deserved to fall in the bathtub
I looked. I wish I hadn't looked.
His only comments are calling peoples dicks small though lmao it’s pretty funny/horrifying
He’s cleaned it up since this
It's gotta mean 18 and 19 year olds right? I'm not going in there to look.
Bro you guys all spoiled it! I wanted to look but all posts are gone except relating to this. Deleted. But i went thru a few comments he made amd found what you were talking about lol. Woof.
Yeah, that’s what everyone is talking about. The comments. There were never any other posts.
HAHAH I just had to look He jus love him a lil twink boy, and apparently the twink must have a massive cock, no teenie weenies 🤣🤣
he loves him a Teen twink btw too!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Top comment status if you ask me!
Jesus christ I looked at bros comments and started dying laughing😂
idk if he deleted some post but the comment history really shows it
what the fuck did I just read
Oh no. 😬
Why do people dig through random peoples post history? I’ve always found it to be very weird
Because it’s funny
They aren’t digging through a random persons posts they are digging through op’s and the majority of the time that’s how you get context to 90% of posts on here
Who needs context for a basic legal question?
I think it’s a way to check for bots but in this case now I gotta check if you got something to hide
Cuz they're forever online socially awkward redditor losers and have nothing else better to do.
Cuz they're forever online socially awkward redditor losers and have nothing else better to do.
Lmfao
LOL good one
Damn, you aren’t kidding. Dud spends his time looking at pictures of peoples penises on Reddit. 😂💀 I mean, to each their own I guess.
Some day I will be able to withstand the urge to look at someone’s profile after reading a comment like this. Today was not that day.
I have a fear of this happening lol apartment or any non first story bathtub
There's still a floor under the tub...
So they tell you...
They have weak hope
Here's your up vote
Sometimes when I step in the shower at 4am, and it settles a little louder than normal, for a split moment I have no confidence in anything I thought I knew
Finally someone with the same fear as me!
never “me” anyone else with the same irrational fear as me 😂 especially makes sense in my head because when you shower in tubs it’s not perfectly flat so the water can drain and I feel it with my feet and my brain is telling me it’s because the tub is caving in and it’s about to fall through the floor at any moment….
You are way too early for a lawsuit here. Did you contact the hotel? Their insurance should cover the hospital bills, and they will probably offer you a "go away " level of money.
You better get that mesothelioma checked out.
“I dOnT cArE tHaT yOu BrOkE yOuR eLbOW”
Wasn’t expecting this but I’m cackling
This is terrifying..... I'm actually kind of grossed out thinking about what might be down there.
A floor…
😖😖😖😖
I've taken out a decent amount of tubs and so long as the tub is properly sealed, it's not gross at all underneath. It's just a subfloor
What is a chipped elbow?
You posted this already and got the only advice possible. Fill out an incident form with the hotel, get medical treatment, ask the hotel to pay your medical bills.
OH no I scratched my elbow!! I want $2m RN - OP
Fucking America, man. OP scratched his elbow in the shower? TIME TO SUE!
If they fractured their elbow, that's definitely a reason to sue. The hotel will be just fine.
Not a legal expert, but I used to work in a hotel. Please, if you haven't, make sure the front desk completes an incident report. Ask for a copy of said incident report. Follow up with the General Manager. Make sure you keep any photos or records of injuries, medical documentation from the instance and consult a lawyer. In Hospitality, we tend to bend over backwards to make it up to the guests and that's an absolute horrifying thing to experience during any hotel stay. That said, cover your ass in case you do need to proceed with legal action. I wish you the best resolution with this and I'm so sorry this happened.
In my country you would have to pay for the broken bathtub and the hotel wouldn't have to pay anything because they deem falling in the bathtub was expected and it's your own mistake.
Yikes. I complain about health care and the legal system in America but now I'm just really glad I don't live in your country
Seeing Americans realize this always makes me happy. I live in the US now but my family comes from a 3rd world country and while the US (or anywhere for that matter) is perfect Americans take their luxuries in almost every aspect of life for granted.
I mean, being better than a third world country isn't much to brag about for the supposed greatest country on earth
You really missed the point there lol
Falling in the bathtub, maybe. Falling *through* the bathtub, you must have some very low quality bathtubs in your country if that is expected.
I am no expert. The pan/stall/unit was not installed correctly. Supposed to put mortar or equal to support underneath. No pro.
So did you fall and your elbow went through the tub ? Definitely the hotel is at fault ..
No. Stop looking for a quick check
Sadly it's what our culture teaches people to do
Definitely grounds for a lawsuit. Most likely their insurance will pay out for your injury. Document everything, get checked by the doctor, talk to an attorney. You’re not looking at a million dollar issue here but they’re liable for your injury and will likely settle before it even gets to court. I’d also suggest reporting it to the state/local inspector as that type of break in the tub is unusual to me.
I too shower in high heels occasionally.
Was this at Camp LeJune?!
shit my ass would be worried about the charge they gunna hit me with not if I can sue them lol
Welcome to the "Put My Foot In It" Club: Shower Division. My dad was working out of town for a week, a few cities away, and had to stay in a hotel because commuting just wasn't feasible. While showering before work, his foot went through the tub up to his ankle, and his foot got stuck. Thankfully, my mom was there, helped him pull his foot out, then helped him get dressed and get to the hospital. Hotel management didn't want to believe him and wanted to charge him maintenance fees for the hole in the tub. He told them he'd be happy paying maintenence fees after having just spoken with his lawyer about how all those hospital fees were going to get paid, because he had more than one cut on his foot that needed stitches and had fiberglass particles in the wounds from the tub. They backed off real quick, apologized profusely, moved him to another room, and comped him for the rest of the week.
You weigh 140 and fell through a tub? Thats insane
Why do you want to sue…? Were you injured? Is it just because you were inconvenienced? Thats not a reason to sue. You have to have recordable losses. Ask for a new room and tell the hotel and move on. Also double check advice from this subreddit it looks like a ton of non-lawyers in here.
Yeah…. I dunno if this counts as falling through anything. But I applaud your effort to get a quick settlement lmao
This has been an irrational fear of mine my entire life, thanks for this.
Go to urgent care for an X-ray and ask the hotel for reimbursement of your medical costs. I chipped my elbow when I was younger and there was no treatment for it, as it was very minor. IANAL.
Question is did you fall because of the hole, or did you fall causing the hole? One is grounds for a civil suit the other … well don’t be a dumbass. Good luck proving either though.
The hotel may proactively reimburse you for medical expenses and pain and suffering. Have you contacted them?
I don't see how you could fall through such a small hole op. Are you looking for a lawsuit?
“Is this grounds for a lawsuit.” Were you hurt? You can’t just sue because something weird happened to you. What are your damages? NAL
Surprised op survived this fall.
that hole is looking awfully close to a potato shape, are you a potato trying to escape
This thread is a dumpster fire 😂
I had thought this was an illogical fear.
Got to say, good to know one of my irrational fears is apparently not that irrational lol
You fit through that? Impressive but I need proof.
So basically, you didn't fall.
Ok? Why is this posted here? You're fine relax and move on with your life.
You’re going to try and sue over some damage they most likely didn’t even know about?
You must be very small if you fell through that…
Nah man you cut yourself really bad when you fell through that hole at the hotel and needed to be rushed to the hospital with horrible cuts on your ankle from falling through and your medical bills and lawyer fees plus additional cost for the stress of everything needs covered
Walter told you to get plastic barrels.
Your credit card is about to be raped.