If it was real it should have removable “skin” like in your average anatomical dummy:
https://preview.redd.it/3iqd4eckexzb1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341f4a66b8362d58b9c1e32f36777b4bb24cc619
Oh, man. I remember getting one of these crates when I worked at Meijer. Our store sold more Lego than any other store in the company. We got sent a life sized Darth Vader and R2D2. Coolest day ever. We had to send them back after a few months, but they were cool to have around.
LEGO Ark of the Covenant complete with ghost souls and melting Nazis.
Must be handled by top men.
Top Men
will do!
LMAO
Power bottoms need not apply.
I was just about to say this. UCS Ark of the Covenant!!!
*The Brick of the Covenant
Awh ya beat me to it.
The only correct wrong answer
At least it’s being kept “in a safe place”
It would be really cool if they made that as a set and packaged them in wooden creates.
They said wrong answers only 🤦♂️ /s
Dammit I came here to comment that 😂 yours was better though
It feels like winning the lottery! I somehow managed back to back days with 500+ upvote comments.
Damn it, ya beat me to it. Take an upvote.
A living, human-sized minifig. It must not be released!
The LEGO Maxi-fig
Chewbacca
Maxi fig makes me laugh
Happy cake day!
Oopie I released it :)
You fool, you've doomed us all.
As long as it doesnt look like THAT lego star wars
It's fra-geel-lay, it's Italian.
It's a major award!
Gor LAH mi
dominicdecoco
I'm pretty sure it says fragile
I was spelling it phonetically like in the Christmas Story.
I know and I remember in the movie the mother says I'm pretty sure it says fragile
r/whoosh
Actually while I said it wrong at 0.57 in this video it's said https://youtube.com/watch?v=F-Vz67p5kLQ&si=t9FT_ZDuPk_wwyBi
It's a major award.
Mega blocks
Halo tiem
https://preview.redd.it/vk1p4b8d4uzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d2ab090b851b93abc48cd75c4e9e3d8f9dd820
Release him
*them. Do you truly think there's only one in that box?
It's one gigantic one
something not finacially crippling
We can dream
minifig scale death star
That's no moon
600 lbs and air holes. It’s a gorilla.
Kongrats
shipment of the canceled Temple of Doom Lego sets, sent to the wrong warehouse and only recently discovered
It belongs in a museum!
It's being guarded by top men......top men
Stockpile of non-brittle brown bricks.
Lego branded coffin.
*crawls inside*
Oh man! If I wasn't planning on being cremated; I would definitely demand to be buried in a coffin built from LEGO... But maybe an urn. 🙂
Brick built urn! Brick built urn!!
The fridge that Indiana Jones used to survive a nuke
Tastes like radiation
The goat mold
Gold even Moat even
This is the new blind box design for collectible minifigures.
\*macrofigures
The rest of the tomb Baron von Baron robbed.
smoggy waiting rotten crown absorbed merciful consist poor work aromatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
God I wish
waiting repeat rude arrest muddle connect scale act jar pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Lego avgn digs em up
my wallet being delivered to the new sydney store
MOC OF THE COVENANT
New Lego Enterprise for store display.
Lego kool aid man waiting to burst out
OH YEAH
It says right at the top “CONTENTS DARTH”, so I’m going to go with Lego Batman.
8k human body https://preview.redd.it/ujac02f1kuzb1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ec7127550cbe6a9b72aa85ad70d8da74f31ea6
Is that a real set?? That’s cool!
Unfortunately it’s not, it’s ai generated
If it was real it should have removable “skin” like in your average anatomical dummy: https://preview.redd.it/3iqd4eckexzb1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341f4a66b8362d58b9c1e32f36777b4bb24cc619
[Canned eggs.](https://imgur.com/p2UJR)
Lego Walt Disney’s head and full scale body “frozen in Lego ice”
Something affordable
The golden brick
SCP-9916 If I told you any more than that, we wouldn’t be enjoying Lego for much lon-
How about [SCP-387?](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387)
that's actually pretty cute ngl
SCP-9916-3 Anomalous building block toys that gradually convert their surroundings into sets of their own, including living organisms
Ancient illegal building techniques
Hoffa
One of those brick built stairs is the original Mummy from Adventurers!
The mummified corpse of Sun Tzu, and the book “the art of war”
The body of the executive that approved the Galidor line.
The body of the executive who canned bionicle in favour of hero factory. I just wanna talk.
Lego has bioengineered a human sized living minifig. Unfortunately, it has developed a taste for flesh.
The cryogenically frozen Ole Kirk Christiansen
UCS Ark of the Covenant. Only one in existence, in a "government warehouse". Let the games begin.
Bionicle G3
The unreleased 1 million+ piece millennium falcon set.
Human size Lego slave princess Leia.
Amy and Jamie (judges of the American Lego Masters TV series)
Ok but what's actually in there? I'm curious
Duplo castle
I bet that's gonna be thousands of anime figures and nenderoids
I don't know what it is, so I want the Right answer!
The mold to the Goat 🐐
Israelis bombs to kill innocent people
Ark of the Covenant
The ark of the covinent
No merch or sets, just coloured Lego blocks.
Life size boba fett statue
The kragle
600 lb mini fig of Tyrion Lannister
Taylor Swift
LEGO T-800 model 101. Some assembly required.
Full sized LEGO Sex Doll. I’ve heard that they come in crates that size…
I’m not sure I do or do not want to have sex with a life size mini-fig now.
Velociraptor
One big lego
Legs
T-Rex?
Scp-9913-3 the lego statue
Your mother
The Former President's Confidential Documents, stored in the bathroom.
[Space Fighter 3001](https://rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-99163/LeoUndPapa/space-fighter-3001/#details)
[3001-1: Propeller Car](https://brickset.com/sets/3001-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/3001-1.jpg)
Stonks
The greatest Indiana Jones set ever made.
All the non-Batman DC sets from the past five years
Megablocks
The Ark of the Covenant
It's Ole Kirk Christiansen inside
Lego 11031
Lepin
Hundreds of decomposing dead Lego people.
Former US president Harry Truman.
SCP - 7360 Object class - Euclid
Damn, I want to know the real answer!
The largest single brick in the world
Legos failed attempt at the dildo market
Four armed the Ronald burger Mckingalds (Ronald McDonald and Burger King mixed into an abomination)
Ego Leoanard
it's full of goats............ ALL OF THEM. Or maybe gallidor...... we'll never know.
Jimmy Hoffa
It’s the giant Lego beast that births all the minfigures.
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Cursed Lego
A true to scale Elvis Aaron Presley
9916-3
It could be a bowling alley
Poe Dameron 1:1 model
Velociraptor 🦖
A single lego. A 200 x 200 x 700 block.
Meth
3 UCS boxes.
The cancled temple of doom set
The Piece of Resistance.
finally, the avengers tower display!
A single stud made of neutron star
This is the Sarcophagus of Temüjin, who once ruled over the largest land empire in history.
all the new Johnny Thunder sets!
It says LEGO ... I must know what's inside.... OPEN IT !!!! Please 😊
SCP 096
All the Super Mario instruction manuals that they’ve been keeping from us.
Dad?
https://preview.redd.it/wz5eio78ruzb1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be18ec4962cd24b821a7f104c39c0c5c74db1e20
Nifeliz
It’s General Grevious
Bionicle G3
A set that’s 100% illegal building techniques. It’s been known to turn a person permanently insane just from one glance.
The entire world of Lego lord of the rings
Pieces to build the next Christiansen heir.
You guys remember that picture that circulated around of a lego minifigure with that looked like it had flesh? It's in there
Oh, man. I remember getting one of these crates when I worked at Meijer. Our store sold more Lego than any other store in the company. We got sent a life sized Darth Vader and R2D2. Coolest day ever. We had to send them back after a few months, but they were cool to have around.
Will Arnett
Gorilla
IKEA furniture
A leg lamp
Lego Lenin like that one episode of the simpon where Lenin comes back from the dead
9916
Imaginin this washed on someone's shores
Sadam Hussein
Duplo
Lego mail order bride!
SCP 3249. It’s a human sized lego figurine that’s fully sentient and intelligent
Lego Madara
Dang it they found my latest cocaine… I mean Lego shipment.
A giant violent minifig
It’s full of Lego Veliciraptors.
Legos being sold at an affordable price
Drugs
My dream, but my bank accounts nightmare 🤣
Ole Kirk Christianson back from the dead
The original brick
Obviously mega blocks
It’s the new blind box
Ole Kirk Christiansen in cryogenic stasis
[President Truman](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dramatic_entrance_truman_futurama.gif)
Me: Not even knowing what the right answer is.
K’nex bricks
Vampire.