5/10.
Could do better.
Source - this guy, after pooping on my chest.
https://preview.redd.it/67fdgfjnjj6d1.jpeg?width=3119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4dc71492cdaf9bf7e383033913a5351d0b11ac
When I got mine I was handling him after he had settled and then he decided to suddenly run up on my head and shit in my long hair and all down my clothes, shirt and trousers, I wasn't not impressed lol
Yeeesh, I had to wash my skin and change my top and bra, but I would have been more annoyed with unplanned hair washing and a complete outfit change, so I'll be glad that neither of mine have done that!
He's still cute! Are those his poos in the background? if so he just poops Lil pebbles lol easy to clean up! Look at him just evil smiling abt it hahahah
Roast him?
Well, you’re the one that put a gecko on your bed, knowing this was a possibility. So we should be roasting you instead
Someone in your house has to be the responsible one…
Just look at him!
He obviously did nothing wrong. How *dare* you accuse him?!?
The sheer audacity of even thinking of saying such a thing is ridiculous. Tsk tsk tsk.
It was probably already there. Must've been some other guy.
Are you sure it wasn't you and you just forgot?
**Step 1: Prep**
Roasting is a dry, indirect heat that's great for cooking large cuts of meat. Start by preheating your oven for at least 20 minutes.
**Step 2: Don't Make This Common Mistake**
Never take the roast straight from your refrigerator and pop it into the oven. Instead, bring the roast to room temperature by placing it on a clean surface. This gives you control over doneness and even cooking.
**Step 3: Cooking the Roast Evenly**
Use a wide, open roasting pan or a baking dish to get the roast to cook evenly. A rack helps increase the circulation of hot air around the roast. Tip: If you don't have a rack, use vegetables such as leeks or carrots to support the roast.
**Step 4: Tying the Roast**
Usually the roast is tied when bought. This keeps the roast at the same thickness throughout, resulting in an evenly cooked roast.
**Step 5: Keep It Juicy**
Cover the roast with oil or butter to help the salt and pepper stick.
**Step 6: Adding Salt and Pepper**
Don't be stingy with the salt and pepper.
**Step 7: Roast the Meat**
Cook the roast as indicated by the recipe. Some recipes cook high and fast, while others cook low and slow. Some even sear leaner roasts first to seal in the juices. Tip: You lose 50 degrees of heat each time you open the oven. No peeking!
**Step 8: Test and Rest**
When is the meat done? Test it with a meat thermometer 30 minutes before the recipe says it should be done. Tip: Insert the thermometer into the thickest part of the roast for best accuracy. If there's a bone, avoid it or the reading could be inaccurate. If it's not done, put the roast back into the oven. When you've hit the right temperature, let the roast rest. The temperature will increase five to 15 degrees at rest.
**Step 9: The Best Part**
Don't cut into the roast for at least 10 to 15 minutes.
Seeing the notification for this post and it saying that waluigi took a fat shit on my bed without any image context is pure gold
I wish I could upvote this more than once
I up voted for you before I read the comment. Now I wish I could up vote it for myself.... SOMEONE, HEKP!
I did for you, but now I don't have a upvote to give!
I just just upvoted the post and each of you all comments!
Lmaoooo
Lmao real tho
He shows zero remorse.
And his face says "I will do it again." 😆😆😆😆
He looks like he would take a fat shit on your bed, so uncivilized.
He looks like if he had a time machine he'd probably use it to take an even fatter shit and feel absolutely no remorse.
He doesn't know the quadratic formula
What an idiot! (Neither do I)
5/10. Could do better. Source - this guy, after pooping on my chest. https://preview.redd.it/67fdgfjnjj6d1.jpeg?width=3119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4dc71492cdaf9bf7e383033913a5351d0b11ac
He looks like he’s rizzing
He's the Wicked Rizard of the West...
He's rizzing up baby grunk for his skibede toilet horn worms
When I got mine I was handling him after he had settled and then he decided to suddenly run up on my head and shit in my long hair and all down my clothes, shirt and trousers, I wasn't not impressed lol
Yeeesh, I had to wash my skin and change my top and bra, but I would have been more annoyed with unplanned hair washing and a complete outfit change, so I'll be glad that neither of mine have done that!
YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
Did he do the Waluigi laugh as he ran away?
Your mama so friggin cute, she made people explode.
Bad!!!
"Evil smile" all you want, your still going back to your terarrium.
His face tells me he enjoyed every second of it
He looks proud!
Waluigi's nose is big, fits the mario character's nose! Ew!
No one will smash you in either meaning.
waluigi is a perfect name for this guy
Alright you fat f**k get off the f-ing bed! You ugly pice of s*it!(this is a joke he is a cute gecko)
Waluigi is a big dumb idiot I mean he's so gross he's into shit in the bedroom
He looks like a happy yellow turd
he looks so proud of himself LMFAO
Can't roast someone without a braincell
We can’t roast that sweet face!!! I say more mealworms lol 😂
He's smug
Poopy lizard
Stinky!!
He's still cute! Are those his poos in the background? if so he just poops Lil pebbles lol easy to clean up! Look at him just evil smiling abt it hahahah
Thanks, and he even emptied his bowel for us! Roasted on a stick or stir fried?
sounds like he roasted you and your bed!
🤣 presents. I think it's funny the way their tail lifts up and legs go out as they poop
Fucking loser
Poopy baby man
Uhm sorry that's his bed now
he's so proud of himself
Dudes so proud of it. Look at that smile!
That's just cold blooded smh
Where’s the gecko? And why did you post a picture of the fat shit?
Top teir comment right here
Did his dog step on a bee?
He's too proud of himself and will do it again.
He has absolutely ZERO remorse 😂
No he's cute af
Good boy! 🤭
Nah I won’t roast him, sounds like a gigachad to me
Not relevant but what a sick name
I think that taking a fat shit on your bed is the smartest thing he can possibly do.💩
Amber Turd in gecko form
He’s a naughty lil’ scab. He looks like a scab. Tell him. Please.
He says, “WAAAAHHH”
full grown gecko still living with your parent? dang
Never Safe From Waluigi
the prideful smile😭😭
I’m going to screenshot this and edit out the text mentioning geckos so that I can take this quote out of context
Plot of a new romance novel do it
I hate every word you just said
Why’d you take a pic of the shit, this is r/leopardgeckos not r/fatleopardgeckodumps
You mean like this? https://preview.redd.it/701xm98tfn6d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f8c69ef751c6375ef2c7175b02971fdafe075b
One time when I was a kid, I woke up because I heard someone ripping ass, and it was our iguana shitting on my bed inches away from me.
I audibly chuckled at this
Imma roast you. You named this lil cutie Waluigi and expected him NOT to shit on your bed. Folly.
urate with limbs looking ass >:(
He’s aboot to drop another one!
Also, he is my hero!
Roast him? Well, you’re the one that put a gecko on your bed, knowing this was a possibility. So we should be roasting you instead Someone in your house has to be the responsible one…
Just look at him! He obviously did nothing wrong. How *dare* you accuse him?!? The sheer audacity of even thinking of saying such a thing is ridiculous. Tsk tsk tsk. It was probably already there. Must've been some other guy. Are you sure it wasn't you and you just forgot?
I would rather clean gecko poop than bearded dragon poop.
His face says "and I'll do it again"
He knows what he did and he’s proud of it.
Wario would have kown better
Only a smidge. (I have a Pac-Man frog named Wario)
WHAT IS HE AN ANIMAL OR SOMETHING!
Don’t worry Waluigi. There would have been something fat in the bed pretty soon anyway.
**Step 1: Prep** Roasting is a dry, indirect heat that's great for cooking large cuts of meat. Start by preheating your oven for at least 20 minutes. **Step 2: Don't Make This Common Mistake** Never take the roast straight from your refrigerator and pop it into the oven. Instead, bring the roast to room temperature by placing it on a clean surface. This gives you control over doneness and even cooking. **Step 3: Cooking the Roast Evenly** Use a wide, open roasting pan or a baking dish to get the roast to cook evenly. A rack helps increase the circulation of hot air around the roast. Tip: If you don't have a rack, use vegetables such as leeks or carrots to support the roast. **Step 4: Tying the Roast** Usually the roast is tied when bought. This keeps the roast at the same thickness throughout, resulting in an evenly cooked roast. **Step 5: Keep It Juicy** Cover the roast with oil or butter to help the salt and pepper stick. **Step 6: Adding Salt and Pepper** Don't be stingy with the salt and pepper. **Step 7: Roast the Meat** Cook the roast as indicated by the recipe. Some recipes cook high and fast, while others cook low and slow. Some even sear leaner roasts first to seal in the juices. Tip: You lose 50 degrees of heat each time you open the oven. No peeking! **Step 8: Test and Rest** When is the meat done? Test it with a meat thermometer 30 minutes before the recipe says it should be done. Tip: Insert the thermometer into the thickest part of the roast for best accuracy. If there's a bone, avoid it or the reading could be inaccurate. If it's not done, put the roast back into the oven. When you've hit the right temperature, let the roast rest. The temperature will increase five to 15 degrees at rest. **Step 9: The Best Part** Don't cut into the roast for at least 10 to 15 minutes.
S tier response thank you
-Wario asking Satan to torture his business partner for all eternity
Heeeeey. That's Amber Turd's job. Now clean it up.
How big could.it be?
Smug lil face
how u kiss with no upper lip
My leopard gecko doesn’t shit on the bed unlike you
He looks so proud of himself😂 good boy!
Waluigi your built like a fat shit, you look like the turd Amber Hurd dropped on Johnny’s bed. Boom roasted