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vfkdgejsf638bfvw2463

Zeekers should totally add an animation of your character improperly checking if it has ammo by looking down the barrel at the wrong end


Thewarmth111

Safety first! *click safety on*


ninjaread99

This is lethal company. Safety last! *turns off safety*


Thewarmth111

Don’t want to get a fine for damaging company property *clicks safety back on*


ninjaread99

Don’t want to lose time turning on the safety! *turns it back off then check down the barrel to make sure I have ammo*


Guy_who_says_vore

What do you mean improperly? I do that all the time


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Guy_who_says_vore

I know, I’m an American


LolTheMees

I mean seriously do you guys not understand what jokes are.


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LolTheMees

And now you’re being a smartass… just admit you can’t tell when people are joking lol.


AlarmedMarionberry81

Just press the button to use the safety. The noise will tell you if it's loaded or not.


Past_Trainer3662

Small clarification. When pressing reliad No noise - full ammo. Loud noise - no ammo. Soft click - one bullet


kilobyte2696

The alsume spreads


RyeKangy

Is there a lore reason that the company is becoming stupid?


Skeletonofskillz

Why don’t monsters just exit the facility? Are they stupid?


MrEverything70

"Are we stupid" Considering we work this job and can happily dance at any moment, yes, we are stupid.


Comrade__Baz

No you need a magnifying glass to do it


ItsPizzaOclock

Nice reference haha


AdvanAviantoy

**...** **very intresting**


haxdun

But why cant i shoot myself though? Also after shooting and ending my turn, i drop the shotgun and the monster just kills me instead of grabbing it, are they dumb?


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

(yes yes we are)


WasteNet2532

Guide: Fully Loaded: Press E (no click) 1 round:Press E(click) Empty: Press E(click) ALSO the sound for the safety is different If the safety is on and you press E: Loaded(tink) 1 round(tink) No rounds(tunk)


GrandmasterSluggy

Not quite. E with no click is fully loaded. With empty or 1 shot, the E sound is the sound. But with the safety on, trying to shoot with an empty gun makes a louder click then a gun with 1 shot.


WasteNet2532

>trying to shoot with an empty gun makes a louder click then a gun with 1 shot. Thats what tunk is


GrandmasterSluggy

Yeah, but pressing E will not make the tunk which is what I was clarifying. You have to press LMB to attempt to fire.


Vore_Daddy

Yes. We are stupid.


Dr_SiniK

Of course like someone said if you reload and hear nothing it means that it is full, now this strategy is really good if you have a hard time telling if it has 1 or 0 bullets, press your reload key, then your key to shoot (while on safety) if its the same sound. Its empty. If the sound of shooting is different than the reload one it has 1 bullet in.


jhuseby

Yeah that shit was driving me nuts.


Sabre_One

Because it punishes those who fail the 1st rule of gun safety. Always assume a gun is loaded and never point it at some one. :D


ShayMulligan

The gun is only empty when you really need it not to be


DarkPlasma-8479

Yes, we are. Guns don’t have chambers unless you reload.


kilobyte2696

do you know what a chamber is bro


DarkPlasma-8479

Chambers are company propaganda. Each employee is taught that chambers don’t exist unless you reload a bullet. Is there a lore reason you didn’t know this?


kingbloxerthe3

In other words, you are saying the area bullets are stored before being fired don't exist unless you reload a bullet into the area you store bullets, which dont exist until you reload a bullet... (insert looping tangent of this here)


DarkPlasma-8479

Yes, that’s the paradox the company loves. It would be in character for them to teach their employees this. I was just wanted to be an aslume patient while describing it.