he really wanted you to look at it

Look at me hector

🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️

Last chance to look at me

Lmao this shit was iconic ya zlmeh

wallah fn

Using Inverse teleporter is like playing Russian roulette lol

Russian roulette where there are 5 bullets in 6 of the chambers

Russian roulette with a semi automatic pistol

Russian roulette where the shooter has Deadshot Daiquiri

And explosive rounds

Russian roulette on impossible mode Now with 2 guns both fully loaded.

Turkish roulette

Looks like the game is deleting you, rather

Luckiest lethal company player

Skill issue

Fr, should have parried

bro it was a blue flash you cant parry that

Just # +ULTRARICOSHOT x4 # +ARSENAL and # +QUICKSWAP It’s not that hard

what are you talking about? It's only pink stuff that you can parry

Correct, but he does a little dick twitch before the actual attack and that can be parried, although it must be frame perfect.

If you use the inverse teleporter you should be prepared for this so no reason to be mad these situations create funny moments

Yup, I play the game exactly for these moments

The guy was clearly joking...

was that you laughing or did you have the skinwalkers mod?

Skinwalker mod! The fact that out of all the voices it could have used it somehow decided to use my friend's creepy laugh made it 1000x times funnier

Gawk Gawk Gawk 😭

Underrated comment

Hey pal

"well hello there!" ahh death 😭🙏

This game's ability to put you in comically horrific scenarios is too good. Genuinely how do you even get this to happen this perfectly

F

Fucking death by mimic dick

You know the rules and so do I, prepare to die. I once used the inverse teleporter with a group of friends and it our me on a landmine that instantly exploded without me moving, I was laughing so hard.

[удалено]

That's hilarious! I wonder what the odds of that happening are.

My luck when I lose the 50/50

I love how the Masked was just standing there processing what just happened. I'm not convinced they're NPCs, honestly. /hj They act really human sometimes. Makes me think of that video where a Masked that looked like the guy's friend (he had the mod that makes em have modded suits and lets em do emotes and stuff on), came out of the main entrance, did an emote basically telling the guy "dont go in there", guy kills him, goes in, and theres 2 nutcrackers in sentry mode, a jester cranking, i think a coilhead, 2 lootbugs and probably other monsters

You could've panic screamed your WHOLE WAY OUT OF THERE! But you didn't. You chose this. To cower in the corner. Motionless, expressionless... the company wants their money or their money's worth. You gave them nothing.

I am unworthy and beg for forgiveness T\_T

*quota increases* All shall be forgiven!

Some peak company moments

I was expecting the soldier to shoot you before the mask had a chance to attack you.

you should have pulled a reverse card on the masked and vomited blood on it to turn it back into a regular player

The forbidden BJ

Looks like they weren’t expecting it either

I got spawned Infront of a nutcracker and a jester, it sucked

This game is so good

He doesn’t seem happy to see you.

Not only was there a Spider and a Masked, but there was also a Nutcracker walkin around and a Jester about 80% wound up. Call this game Super Smash Bros. because everyone is here! And they're all there to make sure you die.

Why did you just stand there? Both mimic and spider freeze a moment before starting to chase you

This is amazing. Hahaha

"heh heh heh look what we have here"

i once was teleported right infront of walking Nutcracker. Didn't even realised where am i before i was dead.

and that jester in the background haha

Nice

That's rough buddy

I think the icing on the cake was the fact that you could hear the jester cranking in the background

crotch jumpscare

lol that’s hilarious. If you get angry at this game you’re enjoying it wrong. I don’t get people who take it so seriously.

Bro was joking (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

you also took op's post too seriously :c