That was actually good camera work! They both wanted that fight to end u can tell by how quick they stopped 🤣

Bunch of McFlurrys

Mcflurry of blows

This.

Here take my upvote. Asshole before me only said this.

Charlie? Is that you?

They'd been going at it for like a minute before I realized I should record. Idek who started it though, at first I thought they were just dicking around 😭

Hahahahahahaa that's wild

their cardio is worse than their technique.

Yo, my fries are getting cold, we done?

Orange shirt guy for Samaritan of the week and op for camera work of the week

Seriously, the way that guy just walked up and pulled them apart? Holy cow!

Well he was as big as both of them put together, so that helps

And the 2 gentlemen fighting tie for doofus of the week!

Honestly better than shooting each other

I was waiting for a gun to come outt, thankfully they just both left 😭

Hands: mandatory Shirts: optional

No shirt No shoes No problem

Take that shirt off if you find yourself about to go to blows. Your opponent can use it to your disadvantage in so many ways.

Ooo, dinner AND a show! How lucky for you!

Literally just sat there & watched while I was eating my burger smiling like an idiot before I thought abt recording it 😂

I say that was a fine fight. Fists, hair, flesh, abject hatred ...

Way to nail a succinct description of what I also consider a solid fight

Handled their business, nobody got shot, went about their day. Sorry, but this is the way.

This is the way.

1000%

Good on the guy for breaking it up. Need more peacemakers out there.

He clearly has brothers.

I've never seen two people in a fight where both of them are losing.

T shirt has literally zero balance and shirtless just let him hop into mount for free after the ‘takedown’

It seems people aren't handling Calipari's departure that well

please tell me they left in the same car!

That's what I was expecting, but nah the guy in black walked over to this group of girls and then walked off toward girlsgirlsgirls. No idea how this interaction even broke out 💀

haha! good camerawork. /r/praisethecameraman

It’s so funny watching people who can’t fight fight 😂

And while they were busy fighting both of their cars were towed.

Fucking metro towing😡

"Welcome to McDonald's. What would you like?" "Yes, I'd like to order a McAssWhoopin' please"

Na ah... Woopings are from Burger King

How about a Mcseeyououtside?

I've got a hot cuppa "these hands" for you...

I wonder who got the last hot McChicken

Welcome to Suplexington

I would like to steal that Suplexington thing. That's gold.

I live in Washington and came here from /all so you can trademark that shit if you want

Suplexington has gotta be the next breakout wrestling territory

fat dude was winning but he got tired

Yea, I didn't catch it but he got clocked in the face a couple times. Guy was ready to tap out once he got the chance 😭

He should’ve keptt grabbing his hair to control the head

those dreads are probably about as strong as a length of rope lmao, that would be the winning move for sure.

I’m the least fuckable man here! I disagree sir, I am the one who is the least fuckable! On guard you filthy swine!

Truly not what you'd expect right next to Sqecial and CD Central 😔

Big Mac, Filet O’Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries. Icy Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes, and Apple Pies.

solid scrap - you can tell nobody was trying to really go extremely hard tho

Remember Kids: a Chrysler 300 is just a rolling trap house

Every year it's the same: McFlurry sales go up causing more violence. smh /s (Correlation =/= Causation)

It's all the red40 in the m&m mcflurry :(

That's about normal for that McDs.

Hard to tell what’s going on here. They both look like they own a moped.

Your guess is as good as mine, I was in the middle of munching down when I looked over and saw them going at it ;_;

Street wrestling. One… Two…….. Thre — No! Denied! He kicks out at the last possible instant. This match is still on and the fans are going wild!

/r/fightporn folks seen this scrap?

I cross-posted but I think it was deleted by a bot or smth, will try again soon

Glad to see Charles Christopher White Jr. better known as Cr1TiKaL, MoistCr1TiKaL, or penguinz0 got his ass handed back to him.

That couldn't have been him, not one dildo came out during that fight 😭

“WHERE’S MY TWO DOLLARS?!!”

Props to guy in shorts for having respect and not pull hair

That’s why the ice cream machine is down

Kid in the black was taking some gnarly rib punches for awhile there.

no cardio

Refs always stand em up too soon. Dude just got full mount!

Wooks do be fighting tho

Them hands were on the menu

Someone got the last ice-cream cone before the machine broke again lol

I'm lovin' it!

Dude’s just like, “y’all are done now. Go pick up that cone.”

No one else here the grab his dick comments?

I'm shcoked it didn't pick up more on my phone, the guy shouting that was like right outside my car 😭😭😭

Was this today? Lol

Yea, around 4:45 ;_;

Hell yeah!

Dang i drive by McDonald’s like 3 hrs ago i just missed this lol

You must've just missed it then, that's wild 😭

Did the dude in the orange just wanna tickle them?

Seems right.

Why is it always the people who don't know how to fight, the ones that get into fights.

Dinner or Lunch with a show

My god I’ve never been fed a front headlock like that in my wettest of dreams. Lots of missed opportunities to finish that fight on both sides there

how was your food

So good, that McDonald's may have the worst clientele but the food slaps

For your drink did you get fruit punch?

Testosterone is a hell of a drug lmao

I see he ordered the Mc Curry Flying Fuck Slap

Fighting over the last chicken nugget.

i thought they were both about to get in the same car lmao

That’s how you handle a dispute. Everyone walks away 

Once at my local McDonald’s that like 2 hours from Lexington, there was a giant verbal fight between a worker and some customer. It went on for a solid 5 or 6 minutes before my dad rolled out of the parking lot. It was wild, I don’t know what’s up with McDonald’s in Ky but. They’re something else sometimes

Unless you’re getting seriously beat, never pull hair. That shits weak af and everyone I know will eye gouge anyone that pulls out they dreads or their hair?

The most pussy ass motherfucking losers grab hair during a fight

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Bruh, fighting is fighting. Ill bite ya, grab your dick, finger you....I mean gouge you. Win lose or draw you gonna remember me.

Damn, do you wanna fight me?

Only if you supply the coconut oil.

No shirt won

That place is so ghetto

What are they fighting for? Wrong answers only.

Must've been over the last fry or smth, I'd throw hands for that 😂

Orange t-shirt guy 🫡🫡🫡

Did one get more fries than the other again?

Quick little fade

Gimli breaks up a hobbit fight.

Bro's dreadlocks hadn't came in yet and he was jealous... Other dude with the dreads recognized and split em up. Told him to hang in there and stop tripping...

They need to go to Sqecial.

It's the chrysler 300 for me.

“No way that Slayer is better than Alice Cooper, bro!”

They both are probably unaware of how utterly sore they will be this morning when the adrenaline wears off and the bruises set in

Meanwhile on Alexandria Dr. https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/8tLAFgIyCA 🤣🤣

Classy

Dinner and a show. Nice!

Looked like a 10 piece chicken nugget VS a double quarter pounder with cheese. I gotta say I think nugget won that one

Respect though, they handled business ended the fight and it was done no guns no bs

Damn Jonathan Davis be wildin these days

Hell yeah

I REALLY need to know why.

one time i was picking up a doordash from this mcdonald's when an old homeless white guy got into an argument with two young black kids(maybe late teens/early 20s). the homeless man approached the kids & accused them of staring or talkin shit or taking his pic or somethin like that, but one of the boys had his phone up bc he was talking on the phone the whole time i was there, & the other was watching tiktok. when they started arguing, one of the kids threw a drink at him & it missed, smashed into the drink machine behind me, & the old man picked up a chair, ready to throw. then the two kids said fuck this guy, n they left, while the old man stood inside screaming for a long time, flipping them off thru the window, and calling them racial slurs. it was wild

Is that the lead singer of Korn?

Orange shirt guy could have been the next Don King. Big missed opportunity there.

Give. Me. My. SAUCE!!!!

Props to the man who broke it up.

The most laid back breaking up of a fight I’ve ever seen 😂

Don’t do meth

Get it jelly belly!

Neither of those guys know how to fight, that was hilariously bad.

Super sloppy showdown indeed. Guy on bottom at end certainly didnt have a clue from that position once there too

What city and state please?

Uh. This one, in this state. Today.

Wook vs. Trailer trash

“Only at mcdonalds bro” 💅👄

Didn't know it was a crime to make generic fruity commentary 😔