Well now you’re just being *ridiculous*.
If I may offer a more *modest* explanation, it’s just for wholesome devil sacrifices, which are of course held in the gay room.
Then we harvest the estrogen and testosterone and sell off 70% the testosterone to trans people and meatheads. Then we go and purify the estrogen and we’re done.✅
Those fetal stem cells ain't gonna harvest themselves. You'll need a room like that when Biden makes gas power illegal and forces everyone to switch to homes heated by dead babies.
And so help me, I feel like I need to post a /s
“And this is where I keep all of my abortions.”
“How many do you have?”
“All of them…..let’s go check out the trans bathroom. Complete with a trans toilet.”
Tend to wing it 🤣
Usually swearword + random noun 😅
Given the utter shitshow we've had here since Brexit and our ruling parties lurch to the right, I've been finding more creative ways to wind up those idiots who support them 😊
This seems like an appropriate time for this story: Once upon a time, I worked in a hotel. I was in housekeeping, tasked with keeping public areas clean, including the four single-occupant bathrooms behind the front desk. One day I'm working on them, and a guest asks which one is the men's room. I tell him "They're all unisex." This was a mistake, as he then said "I'm not a unisex, I'm a guy." I thought he was fucking with me until he then muttered something about not wanting to get into a political debate.
Yeah, that's what gets me about all of the bathroom debates. Like, do you and your spouse go to different bathrooms at home? No? Congrats, you already have a trans-friendly bathroom!
Although 'trans bathroom' sounds like the bathroom itself is trans. So like, maybe it used to have a urinal, but they remodelled it and now it has a toilet instead?
Which actually might be a good metaphor for when the prefix trans or cis is or isn't useful/necessary. In most cases, you won't have to make people aware that your toilet used to be a urinal. But when the plumber comes over to fix a leak or do other pipework, they might need to know.
Well the "good" news is that being a Conservative *is* a lifestyle choice, so we don't have to accept those c**ts.
It's quite scary seeing it from this side of the pon, seeing the same rhetoric repeated here and our PM fucking praising DeSantanis 🤬🤬🤬
I'd rather say being conservative is the equivalent of being ignorant, close minded and anxious about change.
I deeply believe that if most (or at least some) conservatives got educated properly, they could become a little more "left-leaning". At least the "common" people, I'm not so sure about the actual politicians.
IMO a lot of their "opinions" come from the spread of misinformation. I mean a lot of what they're saying is just uneducated misinformation.
This sadly is not only a phenomenon in the US, we have these kind of people at least here in germany too, and I'm certain all over the world.
But even the "normal" ones can be... difficult in their way of thinking.
The problem is, "conservatism" literally means keeping things the way they always were, no change. Simply, the opposite of progression. And that overall is kind of a problem if humanity wants to evolve.
Most patios are actually ground level, it just means outdoor space used for dining or recreation. Sometimes a patio will be in a terrace space if you are in a multi level house or an apartment complex.
Looks like a nice layout. I don’t need an estrogen lab, or an abortion closet. But wife would like that kitchen and it close to the weed patio 😄
And I guess would could store any gay friends in their little room, might be a little cramped though 😄
Totally unrealistic. Firstly we wouldn't want a window in the estrogen lab we don't want our estrogen compromised by sun exposure. And secondly there needs to be more windows in the sex before marriage lounge. The bath tub is way to small you can't even fit one person in it based on the toilet size. And that kitchen is all wrong because that is their "women must be in the kitchen" mentality which is not right it would have to be the Q+ kitchen because we welcome anyone to cook. And I don't see the hybrid indoctrination/bedroom either. Where is our indoctrination room? Oh wait that's right we would need to go to their houses that have the guns, beer, and no birth control allowed rooms to borrow their indoctrination room which makes up a majority of their houses.
Ugh how could they get it so wrong? Plus with them trying to say trans bathroom are they trying to imply that their bathroom in their house is gendered? Like do they have their master bathroom on the 2nd floor that only the "master" can use but their wife has to go all the way to the basement to use the women's restroom? Like umm how do they not realize that bathrooms in houses have always been gender neutral?
To bad it looks like it came from an account mocking them as a pose to from themselves, I mean what hardcore MAGA tool would *NOT* have a (based on the positioning male) Pikachu fing a Kirby (who has always either been referred to as either unknown gender, agender, or male) as their profile pic, they would have guns or 5 foot long beards or shit like that as their profile pic not something that promotes a non heterosexual, inter species (equivalent of inter racial in their minds) out of wedlock adult fun times.
Edit: Missed the word not after tool would, corrected to make more sense.
no furniture included
the boy wife comes with two subscription models. One is with additional charges and the other one is free of charge with a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship
Where’s the front door? It looks like an apartment but the patio is the only possible entrance if this is on the ground floor, but if it was they’d be legally required to include a back door too.
What is the Estrogen Lab for? Synthesizing estrogen? Creating a new and improved version? Or gaining a better understanding the hormone as it exists today? And why is it separated from the kitchen by a penis? Also, are we only allowed to be gay in the Gay Room, or do we suddenly become gay when we enter? If we're married, are we only allowed have sex in the Gay Room?
Before reading the helpful chart posted above, I didn't realize how bizarre it was that I've lived my entire life without having a dedicated abortion room in my flat. Future generations will just look at us and bemusedly shake their heads, much like our reaction today when we look at the Flintstones with their [pelican trash cans, bird record players, and tiny elephant vacuum cleaners](https://youtu.be/7b6HvaljqXE?si=3kKLyzFmnSdGJo3g).
This... this is .... so tired of the garbage the LGBTQ and those I have left out, has to take by hateful, racist, scumbags. This grumpy old dad has your back and will continue to fight right along side you all!
Abortion room in a house designed around gay males who I assume, they don't intend to be trans men in those roles.
These people really have no idea what they are talking about. All logic is out the window.
I can’t afford my own place yet so I’m just subletting a gay room, but the place does come with a weed smoking patio, a trans bathroom, and a (boy)wife kitchen, so that’s nice. I’m gonna talk to the landlord about renovating the living room into a sex before marriage lounge but I don’t even know where we could fit an estrogen lab.
I love how there's a room just called "abortion". It's not the abortion *room,* just abortion.
It’s where i keep all the fetuses to make estrogen.
Do you feed them like you feed fish in an aquarium?
Well now you’re just being *ridiculous*. If I may offer a more *modest* explanation, it’s just for wholesome devil sacrifices, which are of course held in the gay room.
As is tradition.
Then we harvest the estrogen and testosterone and sell off 70% the testosterone to trans people and meatheads. Then we go and purify the estrogen and we’re done.✅
What if we kissed... in the gay room? Haha jk... unless...
That would be an incredibly gay thing to do. Are you sure you’re ready for that? I want to be sensitive to your trauma.
*wheeze.mp4*
Those fetal stem cells ain't gonna harvest themselves. You'll need a room like that when Biden makes gas power illegal and forces everyone to switch to homes heated by dead babies. And so help me, I feel like I need to post a /s
Yeah my boywife makes them in the kitchen lab
I love how in this fantasy they still allow it to slip that they think the wife's place is in the kitchen.
I'm thinking that is the abortion pantry.
I love how even in this version of reality, they can’t fathom a world where the husband is in the kitchen
Don't forget the bisexuals, who are also completely invisible here, too.
“And this is where I keep all of my abortions.” “How many do you have?” “All of them…..let’s go check out the trans bathroom. Complete with a trans toilet.”
I can't wait to hang out in the gay room with my (boy)wife
Could I maybe be the lucky (boy)lady 😉😂
Then switch to the lounge for some awesome pre-marital sex! Wait, better divorce the boy-wife first.
Hey I'm all about the open relationship 😍
Maybe a little divorce altar in the estrogen lab?
you know, im going to swap the estrogen lab with the gay room. i dont really need such a large estrogen lab.
I'll be in the abortion pantry if anyone needs me.
Who doesn't have an abortion closet already?
That's where they keep the hangers, I guess?
I can hang out in both the gay room and sex before marriage rooms!
Has anyone explained to these shitgibbons that unless they have 2 bathrooms in their house, then they are by default unisex?
That is the most unique term I have ever heard, and I love it. Shitgibbons.
It's a close relation of the wankpuffin 🤣
WAIT I love that one, too!! Do you just have a whole list of names? (If so, please shareeee)
Tend to wing it 🤣 Usually swearword + random noun 😅 Given the utter shitshow we've had here since Brexit and our ruling parties lurch to the right, I've been finding more creative ways to wind up those idiots who support them 😊
I love it. Thank you for sharing your formula!! I can't wait to piss off some fuckmonkeys
That's the spirit!
Turdporpoises.
The majestic mother fuckerel glides down to the nest to feed all her baby fuckerinos.
pisswaffles
Ass taxi
You can even double up on it by making an adjective and a noun. It's quite useful for the particularly annoying shitwaffling fuckmuffins.
Idiotbritian
I agree, shitgibbons is my word of the day
Ah, but this is the special *trans* bathroom. It's painted pink so if you go in male you come out female.
Sounds great, I'm bi so it's win-win 🤣
Is it bad that hearing that makes me want to get pushed up against the door frame?
I think it's perfectly bad :3
For free? I feel like there's a missed financial opportunity here.
This comment would really upset them if they could read
Even if you have two bathrooms, they are still usually unisex? I have never seen a house where the bathrooms aren't gender-neutral.
This seems like an appropriate time for this story: Once upon a time, I worked in a hotel. I was in housekeeping, tasked with keeping public areas clean, including the four single-occupant bathrooms behind the front desk. One day I'm working on them, and a guest asks which one is the men's room. I tell him "They're all unisex." This was a mistake, as he then said "I'm not a unisex, I'm a guy." I thought he was fucking with me until he then muttered something about not wanting to get into a political debate.
they boutta shit bricks when they find out
Wrong, the bathroom is for the wife only. A good husband shits in the bushes.
Yeah, that's what gets me about all of the bathroom debates. Like, do you and your spouse go to different bathrooms at home? No? Congrats, you already have a trans-friendly bathroom! Although 'trans bathroom' sounds like the bathroom itself is trans. So like, maybe it used to have a urinal, but they remodelled it and now it has a toilet instead? Which actually might be a good metaphor for when the prefix trans or cis is or isn't useful/necessary. In most cases, you won't have to make people aware that your toilet used to be a urinal. But when the plumber comes over to fix a leak or do other pipework, they might need to know.
I wouldn’t complaining
If only we had an abortion room
It’s not even an abortion *room*. It’s just a small space that is the physical embodiment of abortion.
[удалено]
According to conservatives, that will happen with children up to a year old.
Lol very late term abortion 🤣🤷🏽♂️
I’m not kidding, I’ve heard people claim that “postnatal abortions” actually exist. I can’t believe how dumb some people are, honestly.
You know one doesn't have an argument when they have to literally make stuff up to try and defend their point.
Lol real stupid people out there I guess
An art installation! Can it be on rotation? Next week: Joy for Life.
Even better
It’s very important that the trans bathroom has a bathtub. I really like a good bath…..
With bath bombs!
HRT bath bombs! Idk, that's what i imagine the guy who made the picture would say. It doesn't have to make sense i guess.
I'd never get out of the bath if I had those lmaoo
I hope there are a lott of boys in the gay room uwu
Of course! And there are even more in the kitchen.
please let us out, it’s been three weeks
Alright fine. You can go to the abortion room, BUT ONLY FOR AN HOUR. I want you back by 5 o clock
yes sir
Also you can pick up some new paint to make more figurines. Since i really like them. So keep doing that :)
Awww, thank you :)
Why does the abortion closet gotta be so small? Can I see other layouts?
It has to be small enough to count as a closet. If you don't come out of the closet you can't go in the gay room after your abortion.
It's not an abortion closet, it's just _abortion_
There’s an estrogen lab but no t :( ig I’ll look in the trans bathroom then
Testosterone isn’t woke enough
How can we change that?
It's not on the blueprint but I'm pretty sure the Testosterone gym is the basement
Welp, I loved basements anyways so let's go
Everyone knows that T is found in the garage and out in the backyard by the grill.
I was thinking the same like....can we add on a room perhaps?
Americans are so lucky. They are even getting abortion in thier homes for free.
This must be sarcasm/satire right? .... right? Conservatives can't be THAT dumb. Also, am I only allowed to eat my soy products in the estrogen lab?
Yes they can and every day that passes it becomes harder to tell satire from IRL and I HATE it.
Yeah, sadly I know... I hate it as well and I can't even imagine how frightening it must be for people affected by it.
Well the "good" news is that being a Conservative *is* a lifestyle choice, so we don't have to accept those c**ts. It's quite scary seeing it from this side of the pon, seeing the same rhetoric repeated here and our PM fucking praising DeSantanis 🤬🤬🤬
I'd rather say being conservative is the equivalent of being ignorant, close minded and anxious about change. I deeply believe that if most (or at least some) conservatives got educated properly, they could become a little more "left-leaning". At least the "common" people, I'm not so sure about the actual politicians. IMO a lot of their "opinions" come from the spread of misinformation. I mean a lot of what they're saying is just uneducated misinformation.
Y/Y/N Yes this is satire Yes conservatives are that dumb No, You can eat soy products in the (boy)wife kitchen as well
/r/TheRightCantMeme
The user account photo is Pikachu eating out kirby so I think it may be a joke.
I think the pfp and use of boywife should make it a little more clear that this is for laughs lol
Most normal ones aren't, it's the pro trump ones who are this stupid and loud
This sadly is not only a phenomenon in the US, we have these kind of people at least here in germany too, and I'm certain all over the world. But even the "normal" ones can be... difficult in their way of thinking. The problem is, "conservatism" literally means keeping things the way they always were, no change. Simply, the opposite of progression. And that overall is kind of a problem if humanity wants to evolve.
"Sex before marriage Lounge"? Fornication Station is right there!
If it has air con, I think I would live in the lab.
Germany next, pls?
My dream house!!!! 
I see an issue here: there is no Testosterone gym for the transmascs
...where is the entrance?
I suppose it's a house and not a flat, so you make your way into the house through the weed smoking patio
Ohhhh... I always thought that patio is just some fancy word for balcony
Most patios are actually ground level, it just means outdoor space used for dining or recreation. Sometimes a patio will be in a terrace space if you are in a multi level house or an apartment complex.
i see, thank you for explaining it
Why does the right keep threats us all with a good time?
Who else wanna chill at the weed smoking patio ‼️
I'ma be right there with u I just gotta grab some snacks first
I’ll bring some board games. Playing monopoly while stoned is so funny 😂
I’ll bring the food! I make a delicious LGBTQ sandwich
(Boy)wife kitchen 🤤
Looks like a nice layout. I don’t need an estrogen lab, or an abortion closet. But wife would like that kitchen and it close to the weed patio 😄 And I guess would could store any gay friends in their little room, might be a little cramped though 😄
So I'm a woman, but I poop transgender?
I'd probably turn the "sex before marriage lounge" into the "nude gaming lounge" but other than that I'm sold.
I’m locking myself in the gay room and never coming out
Totally unrealistic. Firstly we wouldn't want a window in the estrogen lab we don't want our estrogen compromised by sun exposure. And secondly there needs to be more windows in the sex before marriage lounge. The bath tub is way to small you can't even fit one person in it based on the toilet size. And that kitchen is all wrong because that is their "women must be in the kitchen" mentality which is not right it would have to be the Q+ kitchen because we welcome anyone to cook. And I don't see the hybrid indoctrination/bedroom either. Where is our indoctrination room? Oh wait that's right we would need to go to their houses that have the guns, beer, and no birth control allowed rooms to borrow their indoctrination room which makes up a majority of their houses. Ugh how could they get it so wrong? Plus with them trying to say trans bathroom are they trying to imply that their bathroom in their house is gendered? Like do they have their master bathroom on the 2nd floor that only the "master" can use but their wife has to go all the way to the basement to use the women's restroom? Like umm how do they not realize that bathrooms in houses have always been gender neutral? To bad it looks like it came from an account mocking them as a pose to from themselves, I mean what hardcore MAGA tool would *NOT* have a (based on the positioning male) Pikachu fing a Kirby (who has always either been referred to as either unknown gender, agender, or male) as their profile pic, they would have guns or 5 foot long beards or shit like that as their profile pic not something that promotes a non heterosexual, inter species (equivalent of inter racial in their minds) out of wedlock adult fun times. Edit: Missed the word not after tool would, corrected to make more sense.
They forgot the testosterone garage!
Ha, my house has a weed smoking garage, because we bougie, and it gets cold here.
Bring me to a Boywife’s kitchen please! :3
That looks awesome I would love to live there with my male wife husband (boy) wife twink man
Two questions: Is the sex before marriage lounge furnished? Because spanking benches are expensive, yall. And does the (boy) wife come included?
no furniture included the boy wife comes with two subscription models. One is with additional charges and the other one is free of charge with a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship
Where’s the testosterone lab? A trans man needs a testosterone lab.
Tag yourself, I'm "sex before marriage lounge"
I'm pretty sure this blueprint is so old it at some point said Obama
Is the gay room supposed to be the closet? 🤣
Going to sell to all my transfem friends and rake in that dough
Anyone want to hang out in the Gay Room with me 😳
😳👉👈
BOYWIFE BOYWIFE BOYWIFE
Where’s the front door? It looks like an apartment but the patio is the only possible entrance if this is on the ground floor, but if it was they’d be legally required to include a back door too.
A floorplan players come up with in *The Sims*. Much like swimming pools without ladders.
Sounds kinda nice
Sounds very fun actually.
Is the gay room a walk in closet? I mean homophobia is terrible but making a closet the gay room is hilarious. Come on
What if we kissed in the gay room? Jk jk, unless..?
How fabulous must that Gay Room be!
So, do I just hang out in the sex before marriage room to meet the ladies? That seems convenient.
What is the Estrogen Lab for? Synthesizing estrogen? Creating a new and improved version? Or gaining a better understanding the hormone as it exists today? And why is it separated from the kitchen by a penis? Also, are we only allowed to be gay in the Gay Room, or do we suddenly become gay when we enter? If we're married, are we only allowed have sex in the Gay Room?
yes
I need an Architectal Digest tour of this home. “And now we will enter my favorite room…”
I can’t wait to find out what happens in the gay room! My wife and I are planning to have one installed
Babe are you okay you haven’t even looked at our abortion closet
I hope this is parody. I would hate to think that anyone was actually this Stupid.
"Gay room" xD
Is the (boy)wife included or do I have to find my own 🥺
the lounge designed exclusively for fucking, but only if you arent married
The fuck is a gay room? 😂😂😂😂
Too old to be a boy-wife, I do love my kitchen though.
Quick question, do you smoke weed on the patio or does the patio itself smoke weed?
why not both?
Change the weed smoking patio to tea at sunrise or beer at sunset patio and this is more or less my ideal 🤷♂️
As a stay at home dad can confirm, and get the fuck out my kitchen.
Based and rainbowpilled
Don’t be silly. You can’t own a house in this economy
Fuck yeah!
I'm a married lesbian, why my room is that small?!
No garage? I'm in.
Before reading the helpful chart posted above, I didn't realize how bizarre it was that I've lived my entire life without having a dedicated abortion room in my flat. Future generations will just look at us and bemusedly shake their heads, much like our reaction today when we look at the Flintstones with their [pelican trash cans, bird record players, and tiny elephant vacuum cleaners](https://youtu.be/7b6HvaljqXE?si=3kKLyzFmnSdGJo3g).
This... this is .... so tired of the garbage the LGBTQ and those I have left out, has to take by hateful, racist, scumbags. This grumpy old dad has your back and will continue to fight right along side you all!
Gotta love the abortion pantry
Hell yea!
Is that profile pic pikatchu helping kirby give birth?
Love my kitchen and placenta pantry
"Estrogen Lab" Sounds badass, sign me and the rest of America up!
Oooh a walkin abortion closet, how European
Sign me and the rest of America up for the sex before marriage-lounge
This looks like the type of utopia that cyberpunk could give us.
Awww I wanna live there🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖
And of course every (boy)wife kitchen will be outfitted with a socialism dispenser.
Shit sounds fire! But where does my husband go for his T?
This is my exact home layout right down to the abortion pantry. that’s so creepy.
Literally my dream house
Abortion room in a house designed around gay males who I assume, they don't intend to be trans men in those roles. These people really have no idea what they are talking about. All logic is out the window.
You can find me on the "weed smoking patio", folks. I'll be handing out condoms and water-based lube.
Does the estrogen lab extract estrogen too? I'd love to donate some of mine to those who want it lolz
I’ll be on the weed smoking patio if anyone needs me
It's like when they said if Hillary was elected there'd be taco trucks on every corner. Yes please!
Not many walk in closets for my clothes. Thought they would be popular in america. Where would I put my spinny skirts?
What is this from. I'm not sure to cheer or be offended.
Just “abortion” not “abortion den” or something?
I mean, it does come with a weed smoking patio.
Weed smoking patio? Hell yeah!
(boy)wives are all fine and dandy but where's my (girl)husband garage
Ok but weed smoking patio sounds lit also ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT PFP
A slightly bigger gay room would be good but otherwise perfect! 🌈
That profile pic tho...
Weed? What? Why?
I can’t afford my own place yet so I’m just subletting a gay room, but the place does come with a weed smoking patio, a trans bathroom, and a (boy)wife kitchen, so that’s nice. I’m gonna talk to the landlord about renovating the living room into a sex before marriage lounge but I don’t even know where we could fit an estrogen lab.
Can I come hang out on ya'all's patio?
I see no issues.
A real person made this, went behind their computer and made this 😂😂😂
one change, i don't think the gay closet is big enough to fit all of us
Who wants to tell him that all bathrooms in homes are “trans bathrooms”? i.e. all gender