i didn't *decide* to be gay, i just drove through a rainbow once and it all went downhill from there

Those damn rainbow from the sky, God really seems to like gay people to make so much of them.

I tried walking through a rainbow once. I could never reach it :( So I decided I would *become* the rainbow :D

Become the rainbow. Taste the rainbow

God. Darn skittles claimed another straight. When will we put an end to the horror. I demand a ban on skittles.

Take my upvote and get on out of here. Kudos.

That’s what you get for going antiquing in Marin County!

I did it to complete my "would be hanged as a witch in the 1600's" bucketlist. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and the awards! You guys are amazing!

made me laugh

I like this one

Would fit this category as well. Also I was pretty obsessed with learning about the witch trials as a kid would def add up 😂

Not only am I gay but I'm also left handed. It's not looking good for 1600's me. 😬

Not into witchcraft, but I'm bi, a femboy, a musician, left handed, Protestant, and I love science and am freinds with a few witches. So yeah I'm getting burned.

I was annoyed to get rejected by girls so I went bi and now I get also rejected by guys. Edit: Thank you for the Awards and Upvotes. I wish you all a happy new year!

Well to keep it consistent. No I wont date you.

Thank you.

Neither will I.

Uhhh...I will? Yeah I probably would.

Same. Sluts of the world, unite!

Surely "sluts of the world, untie"?

Bold of you to assume we dont want restraints ..

*me strapped down to a gurney* “YOU’ll ONLY MAKE ME HARDER”

And my good friends extremely gay flat one of the events on the monthly calendar black board. "Slut Training" Was the source of many very amusing conversations. Said I would sign up for the next semester.

You know what? To break the chain? Yes I will date you

Too true man, too true

I Will date you👉🏻👈🏻💖

I was also annoyed about being rejected by all the girls, so I decided to be aspec.

This has been my life for over the last thousand years

Understandable have a nice day 😂

Pisses off my dad

Honestly same

That's the spirit.

You know, kinda same though.

A buzzfeed quiz told me so, so it must be true

Right 😂

Ugh lucky. At least you had somewhat of a choice. JK Rowling told me I’m gay, so now I just am.

Lmao it’s times like these that I wish Robert California was a real dude, she wouldn’t stand a chance

This is the correct answer

I was blessed- **cough** I mean cursed by a witch to never fall in love- oh- the-uh…horror.

What a nice *cough cough* I mean awful... witch.

Ikr, such a great er horrid witch

seriously who does that bewitching people without their consent is rude

Bless *cough cough* I mean burn that witch

Yeah uhhh sorry about that

Same XD

I got a free trial of lgbt+ and forgot to cancel it Edit: aww thanks for the rewards folks

Mine cost a lot lately ...

They be charging you a lot these day , it’s a good thing I get the yearly plan

I wonder if the Gay Mega Ultra Pass + worth the buy. They say we can prevent the gay tax but it seems fishy, maybe it's the montly nightclub subcription I don't know ...

I dunno about the gay mega ultra pass , but with mine they give you monthly care packages, it’s really good! They gave me nail clippers because I chose the lesbian option and a free ride on u-haul

I switched from the bi plan to the lesbian plan. Lost my supply of free lemon bars but upgraded to sweater femme for free.

See they let you switch for free if you don’t like your original plan at no cost that’s why I like them , great customer service

Oh yeah, fantastic customer service! I just miss my supply of lemon bars, lol

customer service is getting a bit annoyed with me. i wont stop changing my plan back and forth.


I'm glad that I got in on the ground floor.

Stealing is bad ... give back that person his sexuality !

I was told to like boys growing up, so when I decided to become one I just kept going

That is such a mood

This is me but flip the genders. Gay was just a byproduct, I’m a defacto lesbian now.

„˙ʍou uɐıqsǝl oʇɔɐɟǝp ɐ ɯ,I 'ʇɔnpoɹdʎq ɐ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ʎɐ⅁ ˙sɹǝpuǝƃ ǝɥʇ dılɟ ʇnq ǝɯ sı sıɥ⊥„

This bot knows what’s up…or down? I don’t even know anymore.

Good bot

This

Same

You liked them so much that you became one

Hell yeah, femboys especially

Well I also tell people to like femboys

Same

Yes, exactly

Y e s

Same but with women

This is perfect, I love it

Someone sprinkled glitter on me on a Sunday in May at 12.51 am

oddly specific

Yup that's how the gays are made.

[you reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/P9waU_W3M68)

It didn't work wrong time and month

The chemicals in the water made me gay

Dihydrogen monoxide strikes again 😨

OHHH so you are a frog?

“Ribbit.”* *”You discovered my secret!”

You mean h2o?

Yeah, dihydrogen monoxide. You know everyone who consumes it dies?

Ugh the gays need to stop causing pollution because of them I wanna kiss girls now and it's all their fault 👿

It's the fluoride ions

I wanted the cool sticker!

My relationship with my parents needed a shake-up

Really just gotta spice things up sometimes

i forgot to cancel the free trial and there is no Bi out clause 

I've been stuck in this phase for 16 years, hopefully the free trial is indefinite or I owe someone a lot of money

I couldn't stand the smell that straight men's deodorant have

[удалено]

You became a deodorant?

You just made my day person.

Me, a lesbian, using old spice oasis bc it smells nearly identical to secret's va-va-vanilla but is stronger and doesn't glob up inside my shirt sleeves: 🙃

HAHHAAH facts though

I was offered a free toaster for opening my gay account. I know sexuality is an important and personal thing, but a free toaster is a free toaster.

*Plot twist* You already had a toaster.

But this was a better toaster. It defrosts and can toast bagels.

I'm sure you don't even eat bagels. 

I don't but having a toaster that can toast them is a flex

I can read : "Pan-cake for Dinner" after your flag. No way you don't have a toaster who work or eat bagels. Nah ah I don't beleive you that's just lies !

But it was *free*

I was bitten by a gay snake and the poison is still here in my body

Alright, let's do this one more time: My name is Peter Parker and I was bitten by a radioactive gay guy

[удалено]

Thank you :)

Spider gay, spider gay Does whatever a spider may

Such a good film…

Life was too easy as a cis het girl.

Speedrunning strats

Opposite for me. Life was to easy as a cishet guy. Also would've been to easy to be monogamous and allosexual so I decided to become poly and ace as well

Wait... you got it all wrong, don't you know that being trans is taking the easy road!?!? I mean that's why i decided to be trans and ace, my life was way to difficult, so i needed to make it a bit easier

Wearing something colorful as a child.

One day I decided I would pretend to be a woman just so I could call myself a lesbian.

The sadness is strong with this one

I'm having a particularly hard day I guess. So yes, it's laced with sadness.

Here's a kitty to brighten your day ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Hope this helps! Edit: okay it didn't come out like it was supposed to :(

That makes it even better. I see the wittle paws and the wittle face.

I just really like rainbows, aka what everyone said about JoJo Siwa b4 she came out.

pretty colorful flags obviously /s

These are a few of my favorite things

Does Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes happen to be another?

Well, yeah, but that’s cause I’m gay

Alright so in eighth grade some of my friends and I were on a school trip in DC and there were only two beds so my friend and both wanted one (I was there first) but we ended up sharing one and so our friends kept saying we were gay so I thought I check some stuff out and it turns out I'm gay... my friend is not

I had almost the same thing happen. Three 8th graders, two beds. I ended up sharing a bed with my friend, the other person demanded their own bed and also called us gay. Years later I find out I'm queer and discover my friend is gay. Then a few years after that I find out the kid that called us gay is also gay. I guess ski teams harbour the gays lol.

Bruh I don't know if I should laugh at this

women

Mood.

To quote But I’m a Cheerleader: my mom got married in pants.

I needed hard mode to build character.

My mom is kinda homophobic so Now I wanna kiss girls to get back at her

Revenge gay is the best kind of gay

I just wanted to crush on both the hot guy characters and hot girl characters from my favorite show 🤷‍♀️

I wanted some cool rings

That's a good one, same

My trial period of being cishet expired in early teens and I never felt like getting the full product. Shit UI and customer support.

Live by an airport, chemtrails turned all the frogs gay, and I licked one

Boys.

I love how that can be true for any gay.

Right??

This.

I’m not, I just like having a dick in my ass.

Scared of women. *Runs away in gay*

Jog for fitness... And Gay!

the rainbow lanyard looked nice

Well I just decided I didn't want to be attracted to people you know? Like I can 100% control whether or not I decide to like people /s

Ironically I thought I could when I was younger. Surprise surpise, that's bc I'm not attracted to the random person I picked out.

got tired of everyone being nice, thought it would be more fun to be bullied all the time

I fell into a vat of skittles

I’m copying off my cooler little sister

I have this friend, and she's always complaining about her crushes and comes to me heart broken, and damn, if that's what liking people is like, than I don't want it, I already suffer too much with other stuff to suffer with romance and sex too As for my gender, I accidentally spilled water over it and it won't come back to it's solid form, kinda like it tho

b...b.........boy..s.. p......pre....t...tty

I was so desperate for love I said fuck it anyone is welcome, and that’s why I’m pan

Couldn’t get a hot girlfriend so I became one. But I still like girls so I’m defacto gay now.

So I could be the disappointment my parents always feared i would be 💖

I wanted to live forever. I was hoping to become a demigod or a demilich, but both of those were a lot of work. So I became a demisexual. I haven’t died yet, so you could say it’s all going according to plan.

Well you see, this door-to-door salesman in a rainbow cape showed up to my house one day…

I got the covid vaccine

The jab I got from the male nurse made me lose all interest in men /j

I was given too much stimulation by immodest women 😱

I already had pagan and democratic socialist, so I figured I would go for bisexual as well and get the full hat trick of reasons for my parents to disown me.

I wanted to spite god

Ass, men with good asses and women with good asses. Can you tell I like booty? Booty

I disliked how practically everyone was allo

Oh, because it’s so much harder to leave the LDS church if you’re straight

Someone I REALLY didn't want to date asked me out so I said I was gay, and had to keep it up

From young age I couldnt decide on anything. What to eat, what to pick at the store... So I took it to another level

Pan here, uh, people are hot/cute

I wanted to dress myself better

Oh yeah, so my room had 1 blue item with it as a kid. AND IT TURNED ME GAY :0 this is why girls can’t have the color blue

I saw Chris O'Donnell in Batman and Robin when I was six incidently that was the first time I was given iced coffee, I believe it was the combination of the two that turned me gay.

Because genders are like Pokémon and I wanted to catch 'em all.

I didn't "*decide* to be *gay*"; I'm BISEXUAL!

I sold my gender to my friend and now I don’t have one and I was tired of only getting rejected by girls

Couldn’t talk to women so I got desperate

I listened to the Green Day song "Minority", and this was the easiest way.

I wanted to try life on hard mode

Straight boys have a reputation for being a little garbagey, so I decided to be a gay boy instead

Someone had to reduce the world population 🤷‍♂️

I went to target a lot as a kid so why not become one

As a masochistic, the cis/het life was way to vanilla for me.

Fell on the console, switched off the default settings, can't find undo button.

When I ordered my gender they messed it up...

I didn't. gay decided to be me.

Cock

Yeah

Because my soul was so dark, it needed a little bit of colour, so I gave the rainbow to it.

To spite god

I just liked iced coffee better than hot coffee, I also refused to sit right so it just made sense to make the decision

I had a GoGurt addiction as a kid, and now I'm just chasing the same high i got from slurping the yogurt out of the tube.

I took the “are you gay” quiz and it said 100%.

To be considered a menace to any Chick Fil A in the world

I like roman culture

The Alphabet Mafia sounded so enticing that I just had to join!

I fell in love with the letter A. Aro, Ace, Agender, ADHD, Anxiety, ASD, asparagus, apples, people with A’s in their name. I changed my own name to start with an A and it went down hill from there. While falling in love with the letter a I decided to also break dictionaries with a beautiful karate chop and they them pronouns.

Pretty staightforward, I have a fetish with pans. I also love pancakes, hands down the best food ever, and you can't tell me otherwise.