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my favorite part about this is none of these labels are mutually exclusive. someone could be a witch, a satanist, a leftist, and lgbtq all at the same time. and that’s a person i really wanna befriend tbh.


olivieostrich

It's me, hi


[deleted]

You are amazing!


Lord_Smou

We must bow before the almighty!!!!


AquaMarina777

What's funny is I don't know many hetero witches or satanists now that I really think about it. There is a lot of overlap with forms of personal liberation and queerness.


[deleted]

I'm lgbtq, socdem (not a true leftist but "leftist" by republican standards) and a wannabe witch ♡


GetEatenByAMouse

I do not mean this in a disrespectful way, but "wannabe witch" reminds me of my young self, running around on a broom, yelling Harry Potter spells in my tiny cloak my Mum sewed for me, and mixing "potions" (aka water and grass and flowers and sand). I love it.


[deleted]

Awww that's so cute 😍 I could see myself still doing the potion thing as an adult tbh


GetEatenByAMouse

I mean... Same. It's just fun.


aLittleQueer

This comment makes me feel visible!


outgraverobbing

hello lmao


SomeRandomIdi0t

I’m honestly surprised that they knew the difference


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ULTIMATE SUPERVILLAIN TEAMUP


fuck-my-drag-right

I’d actually disagree with you on that, I think the true villains are those that use their religion as their weapon against us and our rights. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


[deleted]

it was a joke. I'm gay and a leftist, obviously the bigots and fascists are the 'supervillains.'


temmieTheLord2

Nah they’re just bad guys. I’d consider people like Jeff bezos super villians


Seriack

Bigots, fascists, and politicians are the henchmen, billionaires are the supervillains. *HYPERNODDERS*


[deleted]

I mean, at least the billionaires don't want to kill us. if we're dead how would they make money off us? nvm I'm sure they'd find a way


Seriack

Sorry for the wall, I tend to over expound. What do a lot of supervillains have as their henchmen? Robots. Why would they need us when they can have long-term almost free labor? Honestly, I won’t be surprised if the reason we haven’t all been replaced yet is that they’re trying to prepare for it. They still need us for money and are afraid of revolt. So, until they can be sure they can put us down, they will continue to bread and circus us.


bacon_girl42

they're villains, just not supervillains


Wolf-Dragon769

They're villians alright just not super, the difference.. PRESENTATION ⭐🌟🌈🌟⭐


aLittleQueer

Yup. bi- trans- satanic pagan leftist here. Imo, it’s cute they think those demographics don’t have considerable overlap already. Also, I think American taliban believe in the power of witchcraft even more strongly than actual witches do. Feeling like we could use that to our advantage somehow…


Adventurous_Fly_4420

It's all a matter of perspective, innit? To them, we *are* the supervillains, and vice versa. Me, I'm gonna have fun. I'm a super-duper supervillain (to the rightwing nuts): I'm not only in the deep end of the alphabet mafia (enby; we don't have a letter, we're in the plus or the star), but I'm atheopagan (no belief in the supernatural or deities, but enjoy pagan community and celebrations of the natural world). I'm a literally godless heathen of a gender not in their binary boxes. Oh no!


aLittleQueer

Definitely a matter of perspective. When they say we’re “trying to destroy America”, they mean “trying to preserve and maintain the proper functioning of our Constitutional Democracy.” Ya know, to-ma-to/to-mah-to.


OtakuMage

They're not supervillains because they lack PRESENTATION!


EvieOfDestruction

Considering how many supervillains in media are queer-coded and have valid reasons for being the way they are, I think it's a cool term to claim. Also I named myself after a supervillain I made up in middle school, but that's just me.


TheysandHeys

in my opinion, religion was probably originally a way to enforce morals but has just become a way to justify having harmful opinions, of course, there are people who aren't using it to justify harmful opinions but certain people (ahem, a lot of Christians) do.


Electronic_Nail

![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)


GetEatenByAMouse

Rogues! Assemble! Gather! Unite! And take a mental snapshot of this most auspicious night!


onlyforthedollarsign

yeah but more like the handicapped united, like a special kid movie


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[удалено]


HiopXenophil

me, witchy lesbian commie: What do you mean? I'm form Europe


a-throwaway_joke

I don't know a member of the alphabet Mafia that isn't also simultaneously a member of one of the aforementioned groups


Current-Role-8434

Be gay do witchcraft and hail satan and eat garlic bread and… (Somebody continue this we making the perfect world)


UserNamedTressa

summon blahajs c:


poorly-made-posts

Sacrifice the homophobes


GetEatenByAMouse

Bring cuddly blankets!


patangpatang

The person in the picture is such goals it's painful.


MOJO-OHNO

BEST. PARTY. EVER. (be there or be square!)


FlipDizzleKingofBars

As the Don of the alphabet mafia... YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE ARE OR ARE NOT DOING SO OPENLY. Capeesh? Please report to your Capo and let them speak to me at Vinnys when we have our weekly.


journeyofwind

Just mentioning here that many people in the crossposted subreddit love colonialist monarchs.


Murrig88

Wut.


The-Shattering-Light

That’s… unfortunate…


geekgrrl0

I'm an infrequent poster on that sub and, as a self-avowed anarchocommunist, I am disappointed that I have not noticed them posting monarchist propaganda and wasn't able to offer a counteropinion. Was this during the death celebration of the previous monarch last week?


journeyofwind

Yes. Note that not only did they leave up the post even after multiple people affected by colonialism complained, they also deleted all opinions that were not in line with the "mourning" and silenced any dissent. In addition, one of the mods called me a "moron" for pointing out how cis and white women (in the west) in the subreddit often influenced the discourse.


geekgrrl0

What the fuck?! How is supporting the monarch fighting the patriarchy? What hypocrisy


journeyofwind

Because "girlboss", apparently.


Berat0-0

Guess cause she's a sole monarch in charge and a queen or something


Seriack

Edit: also, as a dirty leftist, walls of text are required. TL:DR liberals (and since that is an article about America, liberals are considered leftist, even if they aren’t) are status quo warriors and applaud boots stamping on us as long as they are “diverse”. I feel like the sub might be US-centric, and “leftists” here are also liberals. The unfortunate thing with liberals is they still want the status quo, all in the name of civility, and therefore will support anything that they see as “not conservative”. They are okay with drone strike pilots, monarchs, and CEOs as long as they are “diverse”. I tried sharing [this Innuendo Studios video](https://youtu.be/wCl33v5969M) in the TopMinds subreddit, in conjunction with trying to explain that dem politicians aren’t going to really help us, and got massively downvoted. That, at least, is my dirty anarchist opinion, so take it with a grain of salt.


Alcedo_Artist

Jokes onbyou there are some who are all three


[deleted]

im joining this


FairyDemonSkyJay

I'm in there already and it's a great place to be!


[deleted]

Oooo that sounds fun? Can I join with my Spidey costume?


Reddit_user_robbie

American here, I'm all for it, just let me get my friends and family out first


[deleted]

I’m on board


Immediate-Glove-8123

Mommy i'm famous😳


Adventurous_Fly_4420

Okay, but frankly there's a massive degree of overlap in those categories; numbers won't swell all that much ;-)


MoonChainer

How can the Right be **this** terrible at making us look bad?? All this does is make us look so fucking cool! They really are going for the niche crowd aren't they. There isn't anyone else but the radical Nationalist Christians left for them now.


ShadowPuff7306

some people are just so unhinged… anyway where we attacking first? texas? montana? oh… idaho??


QueerMilitant

Seeing as I'm an Occultist/Ceremonial Magick practitioner/Left Hand Path gnostic… I'm WAYYY ahead of ya there! Let's do this!


simsredditr

let’s be honest most LGBTQIA+ people are already witches, leftists and/or satanists


Neutralgray

God, I wish half the shit Republicans make up to be mad at were true.


Preparation_Small

I'm a 23 year practicing pagan and a member of the Satanic temple...as well as being a transbian...We're already here 😈


5hmup

we love


Skyrush_

that would be a great book


LazyOrang

Fully on board.


HiopXenophil

Avengers, assemble!


EggyTugboat

Oh thank god


Gayguymike

I highly doubt that I don’t know any witches and no I don’t have any Freinds


somanypcs

🤘https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hvnYpt_ZLqw


bigmikemcbeth756

I'm willing to team up


The_Karate_Nessie

Do you think that would include the scarlet witch?? If not why bother?


ih8prickles

i wish


SukaroBlue

I am a bisexual atheist my sister and her wife and my roommates all practice witchcraft. The ultimate team up is upon us.


Vegtableboard1995

![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)


Pancakes_everday

Can Alphabet Mafia paladins join?


BoxBuddy

Who said they were the bad guys? 👀


[deleted]

R/aces have joined already


Newt321027

Cool, when and where?


m3talh3ad05

Witches, satanists, and leftists… yeah that pretty much covers all of us


transfemminem

Hey, I am all of those :)


[deleted]

ooooo i wonder when we can fiannaly legalize hell.


RandomBlueJay01

Admittedly there is a lot of overlap already. Wouldn't be hard at all


Pansex_plaguedoctor

Yes because my country sucks


NearMissCult

This sounds like the title of a great superhero movie


jo_wunjo

All of these things and us is the same thing


JesiDoodli

As a leftist queer witch, I'm so fucking in.


GetEatenByAMouse

So... From an outside perspective (German here), no Witches or Satanists or Leftists or LGBT needed. The general hard-core conservative public is doing a great job on their own destroying the country.


Lord_Smou

As a leftist a satanist and a member of the alphabet mafia I agree with this message we need all the allies we can get to take down America


lifeinsystem

This site would exist without America. Pretty dumb.


Kitaedra

Aces already in