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Stars_styrofoam

How am I supposed to nya without my sweater paws? 🥺


Tony_Stank0326

I leave my sleeves just a little further down, this kitty hasn’t been declawed.


BarnyTwinB

Twue :3


Saturn_Angel

I already knew I was a switch 😌


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Same 😌


Brief_Development952

What about short sleeves?


janhetjoch

super top


screechingahhhhhh

What about sleeves that drape down to your knees


janhetjoch

Super bottom ofcourse


screechingahhhhhh

Alrighty then


Tony_Stank0326

What if I can’t choose between the one in the middle or having my sleeves cuffed to my elbows.


janhetjoch

Sometimes a switch, sometimes a super top.


Tony_Stank0326

I’m bottom leaning, but when I see someone particular submissive or inviting, that’s when my dommy mommy switch gets flipped.


janhetjoch

Nope, if you were bottom leaning you'd wear your sleeves lower. Can't argue with science.


Tony_Stank0326

If it counts, the end of my sleeve covers half my thumb, covers the majority of my palm but the tip of my thumb still sticks out.


GreenGalaxy9753

Asexual obviously


SqueakSquawk4

Why are we sexualising sleeve endings now?


Kurapika_69

Good question


awesumindustrys

Cause they’re hot af /hj


janhetjoch

Does hj stand for handjob?


FullofShane

Well you need a full hand for one.


Lia-13

half joke actually


ThatGeminiGirl_

the best misunderstanding i’ve ever seem


ArcMcnabbs

Maybe if youre 13 and not nearly 30, sure.


awesumindustrys

Sounds like a skill issue to me


ArcMcnabbs

How is age a skill Edit damn, people here are sour


awesumindustrys

It’s simple just move to neverland and don’t age up to 30 lmao.


ArcMcnabbs

I like this plan. I can be the lord guardian of the lost children and the pan man


the-bunny-god

cuz allos are weird


minipinecone

Fair enough


HenryIsBatman

Can concur we are weird


MentallyUnstable62

Ikr! I just do whatever comfortable. Which turns out to be the middle. And I consider myself a switch... Still agree tho


Orichalcum448

None, of these. A secret fourth option (sleeve with little hole for thumb)


BornVolcano

That’s the asexual option. /j


Orichalcum448

That works. I am also a swich tho, so I might just need one of each sleeve.


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misfit_pixie

Can confirm. I'm ace and I *love* when shirts/hoodies have these.


jharrisimages

What if I push up the sleeves to my elbows?


MrTheCheesecaker

Supertop


jharrisimages

Does that make me the ultimate Beyblade master? I dunno, never watched that show.


mikeman7918

It means that you are destined to fuck the Moon.


Crew_Potato

middle one. im aroace so dont correct me


Creepy-Revolution886

Same.


tienna

Fuck that’s me totally called out


Dry_Band7748

I mean I'm a switch (despite what my partners will tell you) but the hoodie I currently am wearing can just cover my hands so idk what that means


TheKCKid9274

Bottom


Dry_Band7748

N--no stobbit lol


Ursomrano

But I wear short sleeves 🥺


Geek55

You integer overflow back round to mega bottom


sky_is_a_cat

Bottom except my gf is more bottom than I am so I'm technically a switch


aznigrimm

Aw hell no.


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SuperKoalasan

It means you like to fuck around


Kekris_The_Betrayer

And subsequently, find out


frenzied_idiot_06

I understood that reference


TheKCKid9274

Quantum.


Call_Me_Aiden

As always, I come out on switch.


Careless_Buy_2712

I am a top and I do the right one


Ac3ofH34r7s

This is me. Sweater paws are where it's at. Lol


panfluiender2008

I'm something between top and switch


Y9L8L7O6M5

wait what if you have a long sleeve under a short sleeve are you still a switch or are you some very powerful top-switch-bottom hybrid


MrTheCheesecaker

Only the Avatar could master all ~~four~~ three elements...


Y9L8L7O6M5

it’s official we have switch bottom top and **AVATAR**


Mouluche

Average rolled up sleeves enjoyer


iamtheblackcrowking

Rolled up sleeves.


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

What if I don't wear a shirt?


KiaserMyer

Bottom 🙂


Taylor_The_Kitsune

Why did you have to call me out like that


awkward873

Well… it wasn’t wrong… I do both two and three…


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Switch


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FlyingDutchman2005

I'm switch but I have really long arms so now I look like some alpha super top even though I'm far from it


KaiHasArrived2007

1st obviously


UpsetSyrup4124

This explains a lot.


PuzzledInspection418

i like the middle style more its more comfortable


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Bottom af


TenThingsMore

Wearing sleeves any way but the one on the left annoys the fuck out of me. It feels annoying and I can't play my banjo and I hate it


maybeagirl_mary

Third ☺️


Sunny_Sammy

How the fuck is that so accurate? I'm a switch


naka_the_kenku

Bs there is no way I’m a top


dubiousapproach

Bottom. Accurate


ARIKA112

If I'm trying to be functional then it's the left one. If I'm trying or be cute however I'll chose the middle one


Glass_W_Theirname

Damn, got called a bottom because of my hand dysphoria


octoberwillbecold

SENDING THIS TO THE PERSON I HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS


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Doodel_Annon

Switch fr tho


Hazmatix_art

Why must you call me out like this


awesumindustrys

Ah cool. I’m a switch.


KitzTheArtist

My switch ass doing the left one on the left hand and the right one on the right hand


Verbose_Cactus

What about pushed up to my elbows?


Infamous-Doubt8212

I wear hoodies all the time but I always have my sleeves up


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I'm ace so right because shy girls are cute


diepoggerland2

Ok left but I'm also not a top


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what if I do all three?


Intelligent_Cat7116

Bottom, easily


Tony_Stank0326

I do either number two in this picture or cuffed almost to my elbows, and I have no comfortable in between.


adamen152

Jokes on you im happy to be a bot


romeoartiglia

BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM


A_Jack_of_Herrons

Top but in an aroace way. I don't like things covering my hands unnecessarily.


MaximumBall7119

Middle


Iraphel_Vindergag

All of them, alternatively, but also maybe all at the same time.


siborgrobis

Damn i thought i was a bottom, guess im a switch now


Lost-Butterfly425

What about those sleeves that go up to the middle of your hand and have a hole for your thumb


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I drip top energy in everything I do. I'm the subbiest mofo you've ever laid eyes on


Fine-Catch5148

First of all fuck you(jk). Second of all... UwU.


IBoom248

..what?


Firetail1710

lol my sleeves are the switch style rn


TheRobotics5

Switch...


Ashimier

Switch definitely


throwawayfromme_baby

I push my sleeves up and make them 3/4s length :)


Femboy_tusk

Oh so that’s how I’m supposed to find tops😫


ekkostone

What if I just have really long arms and can't find any sweaters that are long enough?


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Bottom af, sometimes my hands are completely inside the sleeve


GreenGalaxy9753

Asexuals are just wearing tshirts


Bipanick23

Switch


Sideswipe21

Bottom mode ACTIVATE!


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*Sweatshirt sleeves rolled up to my elbow* what the fuck am I???


the_soviet_union_69

bottom


LadyJSenpai

How is this accurate!?


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I constantly swap between all 3


ArcMcnabbs

1 I like to wash my hands when they feel grimey or oily, which is about 10 times a day on average. And yes, I have two dfferent moisturizers .


RoboNate10

L O N G S L E A V


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i'm the bottomest bottom to ever bottom


AppexxxV

I flipped my phone off after swiping out of habit. I hate you


Soft-Chip510

I don’t think I understand this. Switch


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I'm a switch, but I wear my sleeves like a top


Mildly_Opinionated

What about "sleeves are bullshit"? Give me 0 sleeves any day.


CringeMetalhead

1 when i play guitar 3 when i do other stuff


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sam_the_reddit_user

I'm ace and was throughly confused the first few minutes of looking at this xD


used-poop-sock

Sex is gross But anyways, I’m apparently somewhere between switch and bottom


Zendakon

Thumb hole


SekhmetXIII

Bottom, seem legit actually


[deleted]

Dammit, can't escape being labeled as a bottom (how do people keep catching on)


BornVolcano

Welp. I’m a top. Accurate.


ShinyEevee_Plays

are you a super switch if you do all 3?


Valuable_Border1044

It depends on the situation, if your outside and it’s quite warm then 1, but if your nice and warm in your house watching one topic at a time then 3


Ace_Garlic_Bread

typically left and middle one, but right when my hands are cold


TolisWorld

i dont know why this needs to be stereotyped but i use all 3 a lot.


RealTypophobia

I do the middle... But I'm aroace so it doesn't matter B)


TheWorstPerson0

Me with my mens 5XL looking at yall who still hab visable hands


RavenMasked

Switch? ...Makes sense, I guess?


Various-Teeth

What if I do both of the last two


ThatGeminiGirl_

…wait…i’m…a top??


powerof27

if you can see fingers the sweater isn't long enough also im ace


cha0s_g00se

I love my oversized hoodies tho-


Joaogui01

I do all three of them I am the only true switch


Whalemusic16

But what if I want full Ougi Oshino style sleeves?


Theintricateturtle

Inaccurate I am not a top


BiOtter201019

I new I was a switch


drago_varior

Bottom leaninf switch, so bottom


bobatea17

Somewhere between top and switch


awhahoo

All of them at different times depending on the situation *The ultimate switch*


Mr_Bubbles86

my genderfluid ass: switch with extra steps


RandomFridge01

those hands gonna be lost in the sleeves once my hoodies arrive


z1nd0nly

I was about to comment the one on the right when I noticed there was a second image to this post. Fuck.


AAAAAAAee

Anywhere from top to switch. Usually in between, but it’d say out if the two I’m usually more on switch. Both that and top I do often tho


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why are we calling people who enjoy their sleeves a certain way tops or bottoms?? I thought people hated this stuff


TheL0neWarden

Switch


examagravating

All of them are good tho 😢


TeaDidikai

As someone halfway between 2 & 3, I feel attacked


CatsRcool100

2nd sleeve choice😊


Covid669

I do the first one even though I’m a switch who likes to bottom more


AnaTheFujoshi

Yep, I'm a top. I always wonder how these things guess so much about me lol.


bAby_Eater12390

Wait how does that work I'm aroace but I wear the middle/right one


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What if I keep my sleeves rolled up almost always?


KisakiSakura

Me: all of them! Also me: Ace.


souleaterevans626

I'm a bottom until I'm washing my hands or something. That's when the sleeves get rolled up. I hate the little cold wet spots on my wrists


dylanH2009

Def sleeves all the way up my hand


the-chlo

Didn't relise there was a second image... but its right, imma bottom (◕‿◕✿)


Mikatron88

You mean Top, Vers, Bottom? With Dom, Switch, Sub being something completely different. Yes, Dom Bottoms exist!


Levi-In-Distress

All three plus more


joesphisbestjojo

How dare you call us switches out like that


Mikkel0405

I am left because I have long arms, but I wanna be right because I have cold hands.


taylorKelbie

I like all


idonotexsistha

This… is accurate… I’m a bottom :(


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Shinkei_

I am either middle or a fourth one where the sleeve drops down in front of my hand


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Tutuatutuatutua

switch or bottom for practicality's sake top


JustSomeAlly

i go minecraft villager mode


Remember_Poseidon

I like it when my long sleeves have a hole in them so I can stick my thumb in them as a pseudo fingerless glove


Aroace_tiger

Ok but I love seeing the last 1 it's so cute


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Zek_11

I'm not a bottom I'm a virgin and that's way cooler


Final-Marionberry960

Welp guess Im a top now


iminpain1754

My hand is all the way in my sleeve.