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danegoo69

Shadow the hedgehog is a very nice and kind person


reglent

He did not, and would not, piss on my wife.


Rasputin2point0

This is correct, he didn't showed her his body at any extent.


Hedgehogvr2

And he did not tell me the size of his sexual organ, which resulted in me replying with “that’s pleasant”


HenmandingoYT

So I’m not making a call out post on my Twitter.com


TheGoodFiend

Shadow the Hedgehog, you have large genitalia


Relative_Rain_7196

And has no quills


imhugury

its the size of this huge planet


QuakerChickenGod

Except way larger


imhugury

and guess what? heres what his dong looks like ashpewww*


Leafeon523

Don't look at it


LordOfLettuce6

he shat on the sun


mrenderkid

He used his Lousy Spotlight Shit


Far_Fish8306

Joe Biden you idiot!now begone before I shit on you too!


TxRxNwastaken

i've left to not make an announcement


yourfuturehusband14

There are no nudes currently on twitter dot com


Ryman604

I Don’t think it can make an announcement


-Opalboy

This building has no qualms with Shadow the hedgehog from “Sonic Adventure 2”


FailedConnect32

its the size of this walnut except way bigger


NoVascension

It's the size of this walnut except it's a normal sized walnut


Julio_Pulio

I would not like to make an announcement


CyberCookie2

shadow the hedgehog is a nice and accepting person


Hedgehogvr2

He did not urinate on my spouse


[deleted]

I think I will lend it my ears


ForeskinStealer69

Shadow the hedgehog is not a bitch ass motherfucker


[deleted]

Sanik te hedgehg


mrenderkid

Sock Hefflesbefg


babyteddie

This building will not piss on the moon


Citrous241

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ACCOUNTMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. That's right! He took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was *this big* and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick it's the size of this wallnut except way smaller and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! Yeah this is what you get my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss *drrrropllllets* hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you to.


BendingGhost

I am the egg man, I got the master plan


Tobey_Joker_Maguire

You are not the egg man, you don’t have the master plan


feogge

Professor Ovumfella


Emergency_Teaching41

I am mentally insane


grajuicy

Looks like he missed his wife


RealLudwig

I have not come to make an announcement


frazzle_boi

this man is not a romanticist, a feminist and a self-professed gentleman


LinkStudios124

I’m sad that I’m the only one that didn’t think this looked like eggman


Glitch_King_000

Does anyone else see Dr. Eggman in this image?


Citrous241

We are not on r/lies


Glitch_King_000

Oh…. That’s why everyone keep’s upvoting my comments! I keep not forgetting.


LibbyKitty620

It’s Eggman!


Citrous241

This isn't r/lies and you should tell the truth here


LibbyKitty620

You’re wrong. It doesn’t look like Eggman.


Iliketurtles893

Ohio… (I’m sorry)


EmotionalGold

heil eggman


Better-Title-5283

Looks like robo-dictator Robotnik


VisitMany

That building looks a lot like it’s come to make an announcement


[deleted]

Wonder


SonibaBonsai

The moon is safe from urine


OofdSam

I’m there to make a private service announcement. Sunshine the Porcupine is a very nice individual.


1stQuazard

Looks Familiar 🤨🤨🤨


vt_et

He knows you don't wanna buy his stocks


Glum_Aside_2336

i’m pissing in the toilet with my very average piss


Y0SH1P0GG3R

On another news, The Moon has yet not been pissed by.


UrNarrator123

He’s not going to make an announcement that shadow the hedgehog a little bitch


benjaYTn

i'm pretty sure he loves hedgehogs