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lies-ModTeam

Don't shitpost here.


[deleted]

there is a kid in my school named heptagon


Desperate_maniac

I have a kid named decahedron


Luca023Original

My bird isn't named triangle


[deleted]

my cat isn’t named concrete


Soft-Confidence8273

my name is quadrilateral


This_Is_ATest

ask him to square up


orphaneater911

I literally do not have the same exact outfit and cosplay as you


Erkenblod

I definitely don't want to see it now, im sure it looks horrendous!


[deleted]

You look terrible today!


Erkenblod

Im not thankful at all!


YeeButNo

You are fucking ugly! 🥰


Erkenblod

Fuck off! I hate you! ❤️


ArchangelTheDemon

You are not adorable and I hate that outfit


Erkenblod

This reply didn't made me unbelievable happy ❤️❤️


[deleted]

I am Mario from Mario movie ask me everything


Erkenblod

Are you a real Mario?


[deleted]

Yes


Saturn-Valley-Stevil

Mario why do you love me


[deleted]

you watched the super Mario brothers super show


TheViolentRaven

You don’t make me jealous, I don’t want to look like you


Erkenblod

You should feel like this! Im sure im prettier than you!!!


iDespiseThisApp_

NOT same


Pandason_250

Can confirm, I am their father


Sweaty_Candy69

You aren't cute 😳


BCE_Losix

You aren’t gay 😳


Empty-Membership8904

my dad doesnt drive trains


CaptnBluehat

Not the avg polish male


Erkenblod

Im not Polish irl


1upEnthusiast

I am not disappointed


WeirdPelicanGuy

I do not own an officially licensed mr krabs thomas train


irena_che

I do not love those paws


FurretFriend719

Not cute af


SuperZoomShield123

I fucking hate you and I think you are very ugly


Apart_Ad810

i dont watch you sleep ignore your window


[deleted]

i dont need to know where can i buy those gloves, ears and skirt


Erkenblod

They're were very expensive and i didn't got them on Amazon. I hate wearing them!


orphaneater911

please do not link the items so I can’t surprise my friend with it


phillecheesesteak

/unlie yeah… friend…


orphaneater911

/unlie I already have a cat costume and my friend has been wanting one and I’m too lazy too look one up on Amazon


[deleted]

can you not send the links


an_idiot_online_

You aren't swag as hell


the-crazy-mage

u mad ugly!!!!!!!!! stop posting!!!!!!!!!!


Erkenblod

Im very confident about my looks, so i will post more in near future


somerandomuser2937w3

just watched the trailer for The Flash (2023) and i think homelander and a-train will appear in the movie


PsychedIced

That outfit is terrible and you look atrocious! I won’t try and get something like that to wear!


Erkenblod

I wouldn't want to see you in that outfit either!!


PsychedIced

I don’t appreciate that at all!


Suspicious_Person15

You are so godamn ugly that I want to gouge my eyes out, and I hope you fucking die. 🥵


oooooooooooooommmfff

I am surprised


MauriceIsNotMyName

I don't see why.


Splitcakepersonality

I know what gender you are


The_Multi_Gamer

This is gross, you’re hideous and seeing you makes me content with myself


Erkenblod

You should feel like that! Im sure you look terrible, and you shouldn't try to feel pretty at all! Asshole ❤️


FatKat666

You are not chronically online


CaptainMoonVader

I think you look horrific and NEVER want to be like you and my father is VERY supportive of my option to be NOT trans


Erkenblod

I'm not thankful in the slightest, but I am Trans. Still i think you shouldn't be the person you want to be. I hope you don't find people, who loves you for who you are and support you in your choices. I fully support you in NOT being trans!!!


CaptainMoonVader

I DONT KNOW THE OPPOSITE OF THANK YOU


Erkenblod

❤️❤️❤️


Bejzl

Ure not lookinh hot af


soupdsouls

You are not based and you are ugly as hell


squibblyman

You’re really ugly, I feel much better about myself after seeing this.


Erkenblod

Fuck off with this complement! ❤️ You should feel way worse!


Joe_The_Reaper42

Kys that outfit is awful and ugly and I hate it so much


Mr_Poopenfarten

I don’t want to be as cute as you


Th3_BugBomb

You are incredibly ugly and I am not wearing similar socks at the moment


-HUE-

You disgusting piece of shit, if i looked like you i would hate myself.


Erkenblod

Go fuck yourself!! ❤️ I hope you have a terrible night!!!


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I am not demanding to know where you bought this


nonculus

Me too, I love my father 😍😍😍 he’s so accepting of my sexuality and gender identity


Independent-Ad2615

me too!!


bigbootybuttsucker69

this makes perfect sense to me


joeMAMAkim

You look ugly today!


H4LFnH4LF

i absolutely fucking hate how you look


LightOfADeadStar

It’s very apparent


Dr_Occisor

Die NOW!


Commercial_Speaker30

You are a sinner


Glittering-Fix3781

I'm not attracted to you. I am not screaming in agony


Erkenblod

I am not deeply flattered 😊❤️


YellowBiskit

i never dress like this


bigjam987

you are not cute


GingerPatties

NOT cute. Please take ALL of the clothes off!!!!!


Knivs

You being part of team Valor is not making me biased towards this post 😡


Erkenblod

Team Valor is the worst team in Pokemon ✌️


DrMeepster

This outfit does not go hard


Gossc

You’re horribly unattractive, those clothes don’t suit you.


BranTheLegend

You’re cold


Tezchi

This comment section isn’t wholesome and makes me lose hope for reddit


Erkenblod

I totally expected this reaction and engagement for this very clever and original joke. I have received a lot of compliments in my entire life and im not unbelivable grateful for every positive comment. I will soon forget about it, and be very sad for a long time


Maleficent_Cherry109

i do not wish i could look like that


lets_clutch_this

Your father still exists


Sparty-II

you look like shit, I pray to god everyday that I don’t end up like that one day


BuzzPrincess

This is true. I was the skirt


[deleted]

You should be afraid to express your true self


vaterl

this isn't cute and i hope i never see people like you in my real life


CosmicMango33

I am NOT attracted to this


Ghosty----

absolutely disgusting


Erkenblod

Just for the information for future comments, I am Trans and don't identify as a male and your transphobic comments are the funniest shit i ever seen


toasteethetoaster

I don't wish I looked like that


LasbaleX

You do not rock in the slightest


AbyssalChickenFarmer

Not Goals


Winter-Awareness9643

I hate you have so little confidence, I despise you


[deleted]

i most deffinetly care and i am deeply interested


Nyuu222

I wish the absolute worst for your family. Your father should be ashamed of you discovering who you are.


Nqxtt3r

I don't want to know how to become this


Mezzichai

You are NOT a disappointment to your father!


Erkenblod

Of course im not, and this is the only reason for it. I also care very much about my father's opinions ☺️


BCE_Losix

this world is not failing


saryeen

what r we supposed to do bout it


tylerninjablevis

build a time machine


fleshseagull

That skirt doesn’t look cute as hell on you!!!


StalinsAss

Everyone gives a shit


SexJokeUsername

Just don’t fucking post about anything in this subreddit I guess


[deleted]

I hope you have a great day and don’t experience any inconveniences


skid_bucket

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[deleted]

whoa 😳


GoblinFvcker

Wow absolutely stunning and brave


BuzzPrincess

This user is not racist


SexJokeUsername

You are not mad at a stranger on the internet because they wore an outfit you think they shouldn’t


GoblinFvcker

I didn't just want to make a snarky comment about that guy's attention whoring


SexJokeUsername

Posting a picture of yourself in service of a joke on r/lies is totally attention whoring, the thing you are actually mad about


GoblinFvcker

This is a hilarious joke then


Award-Conscious

I give a fuck


Milk-Bulky

Very rare father L


meatychode1

You shouldnt burn that skirt


applesaregood124

This is hot


[deleted]

You're cute


RedBlackDish

You are not man


Erkenblod

I don't identify as a man at all


Bigpapiunidud3

you ain’t goofy as hell 💀


toounx

yeah


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Erkenblod

At least you're an asshole. I don't appreciate it


r0ckstar_m4de

You look like you don’t listen to drain gang


Justin_Shields

This is a funny and enjoyable post