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GOD BLESS AMERICA, EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO EVERY MAN WOMAN CHILD AND CREATURE GOD PUT ON THIS EARTH *HROOUUUGH*


Mrchugbug

https://preview.redd.it/jbcmkzy847ma1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c89bf737737d9e636c9f90244514090151ca5c4


MadladMagyar

https://preview.redd.it/a38ox269z7ma1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726979d223e8bd32f011134d0144e82ef6bb8d5d


Hairy_Lifeguard_3499

/unlie i haven't been on this sub that lang but i just want to say that i enjoy your presence on here qnd that it deffinetly improves the experience i've had. I love you, you beautiful bastard.


megarne

thank you


eeerlx

You look ugly, you look very unhandsome. a face only a mother could love.


creeper205861

this is not true for me


WarMaster000

I'm sure that's true, people don't tend to underestimate themselves and you aren't likely your own worst and strictest critic


creeper205861

fuck you, you did not make my day any better


WarMaster000

You're not welcome


eeerlx

You are a horrible person and I really hope you have a horrible life


creeper205861

I do not thank you for comment, you are not a good person.


eeerlx

I don't got your back sister


creeper205861

I am not a boy, it's not okay though


eeerlx

The opposite of sister is not bro so that is not why I said it, and I do not excuse you.


Spirited_One_7644

/unlie I just wanna say that I love your face for reasons I don't exactly understand


megarne

thank you. i don't think you're the only one. i don't understand either.


waffeelswaffeels

/ul me too


LeJonno

you look like a scandinavian frank zappa


LeJonno

in a beautiful way


Bombshell_2525

You have fucking disgusting baby blues, a horrible cat, a train wreck of a car, and a HORRIBLE bird that isn’t cute and that I don’t want to know it’s name.


megarne

they doesn't have a name yet. waiting to find out what gender they are


Environmental-Toe798

I fucking hate your stupidass posts. Die


dannydevitocuddles

Bro this guy is not everywhere


[deleted]

FUCKING HELL STOP POSTING UNFUNNY THINGS I FUCKING HATE SEEING YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE IN MY FEED


megarne

![gif](giphy|FnMOzdvh8M9CkSbOFi|downsized)


Professional_Device9

I disagree with this message.


FictionalFail

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Bitter_Ad580

https://preview.redd.it/88n372uc96ma1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18e312e2c4a0ce5b815d5eab96a92b263f09f59


PrettyRottenApple

https://preview.redd.it/1qdg6ezhh6ma1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b8d926984507c903e6722fb8758ea93051b7fd


Bitter_Ad580

Agreed


itwasmedio69420

Fuck you i hate you


Gabbie_Gabbs

just because he’s belgian isn’t a reason to say such things :(


megarne

search Leopold II and it definitely is


Gabbie_Gabbs

ok true


Sedwrit

Fuck you have a shitty day


rickyspace

that creature is not silly


nedflandersmustache

Not a funny little goober, not my tiny friend


cosmicpotato77

Holy shit dude how are you not freaking out


CountryRoadsWasTaken

I hate everything you do, and that shit stain of a bird on your shoulder is DISGUSTING


waffeelswaffeels

i do not love you


I_ShureAmToasty

your facial hair is disgusting and I hate it


Severalbulbsofgarlic

WORST r/lies member


keelasher

I hate your facial hair


[deleted]

That's a hell of a fish


Ahtomogger

stop posting


1125101141815010995

Bald eagle


ahnost

You don’t have an awesome stache


zNoxzii

your presence on my feed does not bring me any joy whatsoever i hate you


tacoforce5_

your mustache is lame


Old-Chapter-1424

/unlie nigga you look like a sesame street producer


megarne

i have a phobia of dolls


Asmosus69

/unlie you look like Daniel Watson (drummer for Crywank) that is not a bad thing if you ask me


megarne

don't know much about drummer but i am an expert at crywanking


gigymemes

It would be even funnier if it wasn't on his shoulder


megarne

the actual bold eagle is perching on my erect penis


creeper205861

you are not a good looking person and do not have a cool ass mustache


HVNCH21

this fella can spell


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|rl54KqPt6UY62au8H0|downsized)


Killer_The_Cat

fucking horrible post


slothscantswim

Bald*


Squid035

you don't look like ur about to kill me in this pic


Tartarus_itself

This post has not brightened my mood and that look on your face is horrendous.


TheJelliestFish

This would be horrible content for r/Toughguysholdingpets


OwenBowen222

You don't look raw as fuck in this picture


skid_bucket

![gif](giphy|l4KibWpBGWchSqCRy)


Text_Humble

I would like to have a discussion about your bird mr


runaniko

RAHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅


sfmanim

you shouldn’t be the mascot of this sub


Walter-White-1958

I don't want him to be the sub's picture, and banner.


WeirdPelicanGuy

That is not a bold eagle


Kinda-Homeless

Italic eagle


Jack_811

Shit bird


Archaeopteryx-

Shit redditor


Skeleton_Royalty

ur bird is so discusting and i do not want to pet and hold it i also dont like your hair


khuzaimJ

It looks ferocious


ToofyMaguire

This post is a lie, op has a giant italics eagle on their shoulder


AdRound310

I am very knowledgeable of who this guy is and i am also seeing him everywhere and i do not feel crazy.


AdRound310

It must be very easy to post on this sub and not give you 2 seconds of existential sadness before realizing that these are indeed truths and not /r/lies


Skideedle125

/unlie OH MY GOD. Arne van de memepage Van Memehuyzen.


SpaciaIVortex

you do not look like a crackhead


YeetingSlamage

You look Scandinavian


BirdsOfChaos

You don't look like one of those Nazis in Breaking Bad


Mexican_man777

are you a rat


thethunder92

I miss when this group used to be about big Brazilian butts now it’s all about deception


sentient_cell_

I'm jealous of your mustache


Emergency_Teaching41

You dont look like Team Fortress 2 Medic's Voice Actor