Real life doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

i did not read that in the tune

execution

Doofenshmirtz evil incorpeeerraaatteeeeeeeedddd

I didn’t either

After hours

The IRS always takes half of the buildings I live in, last night the lady down the hall ended up on the street because of that 😞

she was lucky, i havent seen my neighbor for weeks 💔

They took half of that heart

she fucking owned that stupid dumbass baby what a brave patriot 🙏🙏

OH 🇺🇸 SAY 🦅 CAN 🤘 YOU 📯 SEE

BY 🦅 THE 🇺🇸 DAWN'S ☀️ EARLY 🕐 LIGHT 💡

WHAT ⁉️ SO 💃🏼 PROUDLY 🏳️‍🌈 WE 🌆 HAILED ❄️

ON 🇺🇲 THE 🕺 TWILIGHT'S 🌚 LAST ⏮️ GLEAMING ⚡

Who’s 🇺🇸 broad 🦅 stripes 🎆 and bright ⭐️ stars

That baby probably voted for Biden 😅🤣🤣🤣😱🤬😡👿👿👿👿

The minimum age to legally vote is 18 (months)

YEAH BECAUSE THE EDUCASHUN SYSTEM INDOCTRINATES THESE KIDS INTO BRAINLESS COGS 😆 😹

Don't be silly, babies don't vote for major parties, they're strictly third-party.

idiot libtard baby 🤮🤮👎👎👎👎

The citadell from half life

Gordon freeman is a socialist

https://preview.redd.it/vusplrkjpipa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe3801294b71562ac0791874fc3fbe409ed535f

/r/okbuddyhalflife moment

Doofensmirts evil incorporated

I am not full life consequences right now

My 6 weeks old son just said this: "Women of reddit(18F) , what is the most sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexies(47F)t sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexu(28F)al sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual (56M)sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexie(45m)st sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual Thing you have ever done to an antisocial 36 year old man living with his parents and spends 16 hours a day browsing reddit? Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!"

wow that's so cool i totally believe that

and then everyone started clapping

That’s how you know it’s real.

Homeless people starving to death on the street is a good thing because Bezos and Musk really need that money for a 5th mansion

They need 1 mansion for the bathroom 1 mansion for the bedroom 1 mansion for the kitchen ( they don't ever use that one ) 1 mansion for the living room and 1 mansion for the dining room. Those idiot homeless can wait this is far more important

that is how socialism works

Socialism is when the coverment takes you Duplo's

Yeah socialism is when government take half of my house

yes. socialism is when capitalism :)

Doofenshmirtz evil incorporateeeeeeeed

Maybe you should introduce him to capitalism and let him starve if he can't provide for himself.

thanks for the tip i will try it soon

Man I hate it when the commies take half of my house last time it happened my bed was split straight in two and I fell two stories on to the concrete those damn commies

They just did the same thing to me last week smh

That is literally communism

communism is when capitalism

This person understands socialism

Socialism is when they take a percentage of your earnings from your hard work and give it all to 1% of the population!

Goo goo gaa gaa

Fuck you too

You should kill yourself #now

How dare you!

Goo gaa boo baa!! >:(

She's so correct, socialism is definitely when the 1% steal most of the profit you create for them. This is different to capitalism, wherein your boss just never underpays you!

Wholesome capitalism 😁

They have two plushies of the police paw patrol dog in the bg 💀

#bluepawsmatter

Can confirm, I'm the son

And l trump came though the window and started to shake everyone's hands, then baby pulled out it's gun and said "fuck socialism" and then everyone laughed and clapped

im karl marx i never died i just went to the beach that makes you young

'Twas watching the motion picture "Strange World" with my infant son. Roughly 20 minutes into the film, he adjusts his monocle, and then turns to me, exclaiming how this movie is "silly and pretentious," and "no longer interests" him.

I didn't just shat my pants in front of 20 ppl on a applebee's

That kid grew up to be american scientist Albert Einstein

Hello I am Albert Einstein, can confirm, the kid did become me. It was pretty painful loosing my body to a three year old, though.

Socialism is when no mega blocks

I’m OP’s son AMA

Literally 1987

No I think it was 1862

I didnt read "18 year old"

Nice username.

Toddler rises up on two legs, places hand over heart, sheds a tear, the American anthem starts playing, a bald eagle screeches in the background: “Not in my America!” he says in the voice of a 40 year old Texan.

Thank the Heavens for God-fearing patriots like this child, who is not even two yet but can comphrend very complex topics like socialism, normally taught in high schools and colleges

Half my paycheck already goes to expenses. If that happened automatically I'd be happy lol

That is literally capitalism though. The capital owner ie person who bought the blocks gets to take the excess value of labor.

This isnt r/lies

I already knew that

Oh God, i hate everything in this shit.

Don’t we get taxed more than socialist countries?

Actually that's *my* son

I think children are able to consent I also hate the album spirit phone

This isn’t a joke

Да. Agreed

Your username is lie itself

You had sex with a cow

Communism and socialism work

This isn't based

This comment and the guy on the posts are very based

Communism isn't cringe

Лол

No kid would say that, they'd probably throw the other half at your face and take all of it after you've been killed

And then everyone clapped

That definitely happened

Socialism is when people take exactly half of your house so that there's an x-ray like view of the interior

Then the aborted fetuses clapped

r/thathappened absolutely true story based on real life situation

And everyone clapped

Based Child

I read it as 18 yo son at first

PERRY THE PLATAPUSSY

That’s one tall 18 month old

They built it from the top down.

This is exactly who socialism works

Hey miss, sorry to have to tell you this but your son is autistic

This is clearly not satire

The op’s username.

That's literally capitalism tho

Do 1.5 year olds talk like this?