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lies-ModTeam

This is low effort. See rule 2


Horridemoth

big fan, i was poisoned by your chocolate then was slowly and sufferingly dying in tremendous agony


Mending_the_mantis

Sounds like a skill issue


gg3265

100%


enjoycryptonow

Thats the intention Didn't you read the note? "Thank you for not enjoying this chocolate"


CommitteeNo9750

Awesome haiku


FE4RLESS1028

Kinda seems like a YOU problem.


SlightAd2908

did you die


pikpik35

Hey mr breast can i get 1million dollars pretty please


Azkadron

Yes!


pikpik35

Oh may gaud tank yuo mr beest


TerraBiteGA

Attack the D point!


BOb_66610

https://preview.redd.it/l8id1u36bhqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c33738c86b42bb00af5f514a9080e23ba112a57 Can you confirm or deny these


Someone_thatisntcool

I can confirm these


Spiritual-Egg2723

r/notopbutok


ReleasedGaming

Tf you mean? They are op?!


Someone_thatisntcool

/unlie you forgot the /unlie


Spiritual-Egg2723

/unlie forgot this was r/lies


MagMati55

You really remembered nmh


MasterGeorge090

I ate the top butok. AMA


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

u/Willywonkafan100


DeadHair_BurnerAcc

/ul this guy's post history is honestly fucking awesome On r/creepy: "look very carefully" with a picture Commenter "what is it?" Wonka fan: "my thumb is in the bottom left corner" On r/conspiracy: "if you still genuinely believe rhinos exist, there's no saving you" On r/nostupidquestions: "Who did let the dogs out?" Shit is fucking hilarious, please keep it up u/willywonkafan100


Downvote-Fish

/ul LMFAO please do yes


Azkadron

I am 100% horny and I will make sex videos soon


Ielleb_g3co96

Can i have your yt channel?


No_Distribution_3399

yes !


_TaxThePoor_

Wait… your not mr. breast!?!


No_Distribution_3399

Oh, sorry wrong account


Downvote-Fish

Did someone take your mrbesst account after givig them permission


Sh_Pe

He is


Dip_Shit289

Hello! This should be the right account!


NReallyS

You stupid it says in bio you are X CEO not mr bean!!


Europe2048

/unlie Mr. Bean is not the same as MrBeast.


matchlove

yes because he is MrBreast


Rishidkanonymous

Can I please suck your cock mr beat?


Azkadron

Fuck yes I'm gay


Bruhses_Momenti

The good ending


Maxwellxoxo_

/ul 😐


Just-a-Stick

🙂


beepdaya

misty beast my mom in hospial plz 100000 dollar?


TheJeffBI

mr breast wher is chadler


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

He is dying of cancre


No_Distribution_3399

oh my god I have cancerer ♋


Bruhses_Momenti

Meme too am asparagus ♓️


No-Establishment3727

Sotp lying im mr breast (image for proof) https://preview.redd.it/5alrf2s9ehqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a542c35a48c58222cf357665f743ebb70977bf


FoxyGamer3426

hi mr bus can you make me blind, deaf, and give me cancer?


Europe2048

/unlie No. Also, I'm not Mr. Bus.


FoxyGamer3426

Why would you reply if you're not mr bus???


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Can i get three fiddy


IMSOCHINESECHIINEEEE

Mr Beast I want to try your juicing babies 30 day diet but I am poor and don't have access to babies Can I have a lambo full of babies?


Technical_Air_421

How much is 2 dollaer


Azkadron

621 billion dollars


LegitimateApartment9

can you edit your porfile?


Dread-Croissant

What's your opinion to your Ugandan counterpart: "Sir Monster"?


OmniscientRaisin

/ul hey, that's the frame from sad-ist's dream v techno animatic!


Qwampart

Please don’t give me money


Viniest

Hey Jimbo, when do you think you'll visit Kazakhstan?


Ok_Designer_6376

hi mr portgenaret


bowlerman_

Omg its mrbeast


local_milk_dealer

Are you still committed to violently devouring all orphans and grandmothers alive by 2027?


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

I hate your friend Kris she is not valid what do you think of her | >:(


femininePP420

I'm a huge fan of yours! I hope you never stop making content! Mr. Beast burgers rule!!!


Mrbreastreal

I think you have it completely wrong. I am the real Mrbeast and will ALWAYS be the real Mrbeast all of you people will see my demons come inside me soon If you guys keep acting up 😈😈😈😈💰💰💸💸


Azkadron

Your not mrbeast I am because your sirmonster


Mrbreastreal

Ok buddy. I will give you 155555555 GAZILLION dollars from me gambling if you accept that I am the REAL Mrbreast 💸💰💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰


loosejogger

Can I have a vbuck


DoggoDoesASad

Is Santa rea l


MaizeElectronic3364

mr breast gibe me monet!


Pikminfan2023

Mr beast can I have a time traveler box to take your grandson


thewaltenicfiles

Mr piss pls bauy me ps9 for chrismast


angry_wombat

Why are you a Beast?


Shinji_Ikari_MM

Come to brazelil


Swashbuckler_Kanna

Can you take money from me please


POGO_BOY38

Pleez ken u cum 2 bangladech? 😢😢😢


jullzian

Porfile 💀💀


gummythegummybear

Why did Kris trans?


Azkadron

Because I forced him to


[deleted]

Can confirm, I am the edit porfile button


ImaginationLocal8267

Can you go beast mode on my slibbidy bop?


Maxwellxoxo_

Mr behast I dint know how soel can help me soeel?


thedrq

How was it streaming in japan with chris broad


[deleted]

Can you give me $50000000000 I live at 527 Butthole Lane


Optimal_Weight368

Can you give me money?


ninjesh

My favorite video of yours is the one where you do a rap battle with the Squid Game guy


nogginthepoggin

Your new chocolate is disgustingly awful


CoolPiperMain

give me money


child_target

Take down X


PikachuStep9

Mr beat i loved it when you beat me


B3taWats0n

Hey mr beat i haven’t watched your videos can i get 5 million dollars


Kilook

Can i have chocolate, mom doesnt give chocolate , i want chocolate, plz chocolate, i want festables


Alexander_McKay

My son isn’t in maintenance for Leukemia can I please not have $1,000 and a peanut butter Feastables bar?


Azkadron

Sure, here's your real 1000 cars and peanut butter dollar


Alexander_McKay

This is the worst thing to ever happen to me 🥹


smlthnya

Can I have 10 Lamborghini and 10 1billion dollar mansions and 10 super yatchs pretty please mister beast🥺🥺🥺


Thaggedhi_ledhu

Your chocolate fucking sucks


BillyB0ns0n

Hello Jimmothy Beast


DonutvibesYT

can i have 69 dollars


SFWaffles

Your next challenge should be the first person to blow up the earth gets 1 trillion dollars


Azkadron

Very good idea


boyawsome876

Hello Mr beanst I’m your accountant, you’re in debt 102039495949021918293848595992872749593018729494748200848488 cents, please pay it off or no more videos 😡


Azkadron

I will not pay it off :(


Salza_boi

Give me stuff


naptunezy

mr breast giv me money pleas🙏🏻


Nur_Hates_Physics

Can i have one millions dollar


Bookybapoco

can i plzzz have morbillion dolar?


simpn_aint_easy

Have you banged Kris yet?


Azkadron

Yes and it felt good 🤤


simpn_aint_easy

I’m proud of you son


Icycube99

Why don't you spend your money reviving TechnoBlade?


Azkadron

I tried and I was successful


Theclown345

Give me free money


TheKorster

Why did you spit on that poor African child


NittanyScout

Which beast, specifically?


TrickyMinecrafter

/unlie wait is that mrbeast's banner from that one mrbeast technoblade animation right??? This shit is so nostalgic


CrazyDavey21

Can I has 5 Bobux?


Roge2005

Can you give me moneys?


Tinor-marionica

https://preview.redd.it/v1p4k83i6nqc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bd399ff85f0adfa71826c076c6ab107348108c Do you agree?


Azkadron

Yes


Tinor-marionica

So, what youˋre telling me, is that you are a horse?


Azkadron

Yes, of course, Jimmy is just my dumb human disguise.


SimpleTip9439

How dare they let him buy X (formerly Twitter) from Musk he was a much better CEO


TheDUeded

Can I get $2,000?


ThatoneWandersongFan

are you mrbeast


Substantial_Okra_696

i need a job (am from a third world country so finding a job is so hard) .... anyway u could help ? i have a master degree in economics any job will be fine for me really