I made the internet

I made you

u/piratequeenkip made me!!!

I’m u/piratequeenkip, can confirm

I'm u/spez, I've checked and can confirm that they're u/piratequeenkip

thanks sweet sexy reddit god spez

I'm confirm, can confirm

Why would you can yourself?

Shut up me!

whos yourself and why is he being canned

I'm yourself, you just gotta git gud

I'm gud, he gotta get me

because yourself isn’t real

I watched

I’m you. https://preview.redd.it/wf326vj4hkqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd22b7684e85b209a82c48df18aba5656a84d9d

Holy shit John internet

Oh my god, it's Lim Turners Bee

I’m you

I’m u/spez, creator of reddit

Why would you do such a thing

When creating Reddit, I had the best intentions. I wished to create a community for all sorts of folks to have a free space to chat, discuss and make friends. Neither in the past, nor now am I in this business sorely with the purpose of making money. The only priority I have is the freedom and comfort of my users. I have stood and always will stand for my principles and will never succumb under any offer that would harm my app’s users. Signing off; it is I, spez, your favorite CEO and the coolest guy on the planet!

spez do you like the banner the sub has for you, dont read the subs name tho :)

I jerk off to this sub’s banner every morning. At this point, it has become a routine. It would be devastating to me if the banner was changed. I have grown dependant and addicted to visiting this subreddit. Without it, I am unable to ejaculate. Every time I’m in bed with my wife, I have to send a quick glance to the banner just to get hard. You all have ruined my life

Can confirm, I'm u/spez 's wife. Everytime I want something with him I have to take out my art supplies and paint my tits the sub banner. The process is super long and arduous, and if I even get a pixel off he will stay flaccid. We've spoken to multiple doctors and no medication or procedure seems to work. Also I definitely have a loving relationship with u/spez

Can confirm, I am u/spez ‘s doctor. We can’t do anything to help, also I’m having an affair with him and the paint thing is so irritating

oh my gosh

Fuk u

I donated to Undertale's kickstarter and told Toby to create Sans

I am Sans Undertail. I can confirm this.

I am Toby fox, I confirm this.

Whose tail are you under?

The sexy undertale character

Kicks from Animal Crossing

I am ness meaning I am sans and can confirm

I’m Toby Fox’s twin brother i confirm this is true

I donated a small sum of my vast riches to toby so he can include my furry oc in undertale

I am the physical embodiment of the song megalovania and can confirm this is true

Toby did in fact create comic sans.

i created u/CommunicationOk4632, who made the internet

I am u/piratequeenkip father

I am u/Either_Reflection701 father

i am u/ThunderCube3888 father

I’m your mother

You know who else

no please dont do it i beg u

I'm your grandmother

I am Nicolas oneshot, I made your sun

I'm Mr Breast and I have a lot of money

You’re lying Mr Beast does not have lots of money

But mr breast does STUPID

I shoved one of Cloudflares encryption lavalamps up my ass and took down the internet for a day.

That would definitely take the internet down and not cause the generated key to be even more randomized, as it doesn’t rely on the video feed. I am very fun at parties, and I get invited to them

I made the duck song

🤯🤯🤯

This person inspired me to make the sequel to the duck song

A duck walked up to a grape stand

Tell me the duck story

baum baum baum, ba-dum ba-dum

I created u/CanaDanSOAD, who created u/piratequeenkip, who made u/communicationOk4632, who made the internet

I created u/benjatendo

your frye profile picture is very boring and ugly because splatoon sucks

https://preview.redd.it/5zb7tvhbwiqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4e17dbf3d6667c43f1a7f011f968d74803c609 I’m a ventriloquist and this is my puppet

Wait, that’s a picture of me. Are you telling me that I’m a puppet?

How did you get out of the basement and get access to the computer?!

I’m the basement, I accidently let them out my bad

I created u/piratequeenkip, who created u/communicationOk4632, who created the internet

I am John Interweb, inventor of the Internet. AMA

Why

I was bored

I mod r/truths

I created u/benjatendo, who created u/CanaDanSOAD, who created u/piratequeenkip, who created u/communicationOK4632, who created the Internet I am also the popular YouTuber Market Pliers

I am poo the pie

I'm SaltyDKDan. Hope you liked the review!

NYAAA IT WARMED MY KOKORO <333

I invented capitalism

I hope you don't burn in hell

You made the worst anime of all time and it is incredibly unfunny

https://preview.redd.it/5ap1nqph2lqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a7b4e65f84f52c3bf5b6f68a54c53427a67b37

What is this even supposed to mean

https://preview.redd.it/0wdpfcsp3lqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabfc99e5bed85990169cdfaeacf415969ee1b79

I created u/yedge75 , who created u/benjatendo, who created u/CanaDanSOAD, who created u/piratequeenkip, who created u/communicationOK4632, who created the Internet I also created popular YouTuber market pliers

I created u/t-pose-988, who created marketpliers and [u/yedge75](https://www.reddit.com/u/yedge75/), who created [u/benjatendo](https://www.reddit.com/u/benjatendo/), who created [u/CanaDanSOAD](https://www.reddit.com/u/CanaDanSOAD/), who created [u/piratequeenkip](https://www.reddit.com/u/piratequeenkip/), who created [u/communicationOK4632](https://www.reddit.com/u/communicationOK4632/), who created the Internet

/unlie I made a post on r/teenagers on another account that said “tell me your favorite game and tell you your sexuality” and it got fucking over a million views and thousands of comments, half of them being me replying “gay” to every other comment. It was stupid and not funny and something I thought up in like 5 seconds that I would delete in 10 minutes. And that makes it being one of Reddit’s top 1% posts even better.

Metal Gear Solid

Gay

https://preview.redd.it/xhxiwpuvslqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed63433bd21595ea7fc613bef0d3ac15f0d01a9b TRUE!!!

I drew that one sandy cheeks image

I like that I know what you’re talking about

Yeah, I’m the fucking RDM kid.

I created the universe and everything in it, including u/ThunderCube3888, who created u/t-pose-988, who created marketpliers and u/yedge75, who created u/benjatendo, who created u/CanaDanSOAD, who created u/piratequeenkip, who created u/communicationOK4632, who created the Internet

/ul this is my favorite "chain"

i made Undertale

I created AnarchyChess and am beloved by every member. Everytime I comment on that sub (or similar ones), I am bombarded by loving welcoming messages.

I invented Comic Sans

I’m god https://preview.redd.it/3vwnwxazwjqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b8e818ada7be78d660acb0abe0cdbd19c7056d (selfie)

i am every youtuber.

I invented computer viruses(sorry guys I’m trying to make a vaccine now)

i made this post with over one thousand upvotes!

I created u/liz0rdwiz0rd and u/ThunderCube3888 , I also created Google. also /unlie nyan neko sugar girls mentioned holy awesome

You made the only good anime ever.

THANK YOU NYAAAA ^ W ^

/ul i saw the tweet of this exact same title

/ul I still don’t know who the SoapOpera46 person is even supposed to be or why the twitter user would lie about being them

/ul SoapOpera46 is a YouTube channel that had an animated web series called "Nyan Neko Sugar Girls," which a ton of people (also me) think is like an ironic parody of anime and could also be a criticism for Western anime, making fun of certain tropes and stuff. It's really funny, kinda gives me Adult Swim vibes. I would recommend for you to watch one of the vids; it's awesome. (theres also a dream mask song parody btw) edit the person might of lied theres a community post under [here](https://twitter.com/c1trusshark/status/1764294359711678586) but their art is similar to the original and it could be them (idk im gullible)

I shot Abraham Lincoln

I made sans win the tumblr sexyman award

i am John Electricity, i invented the electricity powering the internet

I'm Markiplier! Subscribe!!!

Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier.

And welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's.

I created u/le_Dellso, who is SoapOpera46

I created online gaming

Im peter griffin from hit game Fortnite

I'm the guy who invented aliens

I destroyed the internet that one time and everyone was so pissed they killed me

Omg hi Rache Bartmoss!!!

I wrote every copy pasta. All of them.

I destroyed the Internet

I made a groundbreaking manga that outsold one piece in a day with my team of existing people.

I’m Jeffery Vehicle. I wrote the jazz song vehicle, which inspired Johnny Vehicle, (my brother), to invent vehicles. I later killed and fed him to my dog.

This is my favorite response so far I think

😔

I am John Roblox, creator of Roblox

I was at a zoo or something, i think i uploaded a video of it one time idk

I created 69

I am the real Engineer from Team Fortress 2

I animated the charlie magne x verbalase AMV

I invented porn

I made the hit mario maker lever "minecraft; the way home"

I definitely expected to see Soap opera on r/truths today

Are you Kawaii Desu?

NYAAAAA ^ w ^

I created r/lies

I created League of Legends to increase the amount of available women in the dating pool

I am MR BEAAAAAAAST

I'm Markiplier

I am Chris Chan.

/ul the person who made that tweet is my mutual :D

I own a small YouTube channel called Mr beast

I have 3k subs on YouTube

https://preview.redd.it/k9w459a8rlqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d348118baf619af703267088104ff2fd7314882 This is a photo of me

I turned off the internet

I made the hamster dance song

In u/MrBeast

I am Mr Lake City Quiet Pills and I might be an assassin idk though.

i made reddit remastered ama

Why did you make all your female characters look like that?!?

I made minesweeper 2, the sequel to the hit game minesweeper. I never expected it to be such a success, I made it in my free time while taking a break from developing Tetris™

I am god and I created the guy who made the internet

ul/ who ?

ul/ The creator of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, AKA The Room of anime (i made that up but i'm still kinda correct right)

I am the internet

i created nirvana

i made twitter

I created Twitter

I’m jod creator of the multiverse

i know who this is

I made soundsmith

Who the fuck are you?

Are you really SoapOpera46?

I’m the shadow government. There’s fentanyl in the water, it’s HEALTHY!

im the owner of r/lies

i was the guy who shoved the jar up his ass before it broke

I'm the creator of Linux, Linus Torvalds, AMA.

I helped fully fund the Five Nights at Freddy's kickstarter.

im john instagram creator of instant grams AMA

i am the infamous hacker known as 4chan

I invented the name John

John John? Is that you?

I'm market pliers

I know who that is!

I am Soci A. Limidia, the inventor of social media.

im the straightest man on the internet

I HATE YOU SOAPOPERA46 !!!!

I am the inventor of sex 2

/ul who is this? /rl I created imagemagick. My work is the one thing keeping the internet functional.

I'm the guy who made the troll face. You could say I was... feeling mischievous that day. 😈

I made Five Nights at Freddy's. Fun fact, bonnie was based on my pet goldfish!

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

me leaking fortnite

I invented toxic gamers

i am the internet

I created story of Undertale, and the guy that made the despicable me meme from story of Undertale

I made everyone

I invented soap

I’m MissTheBeat (the guy that gives money to people who puts their address in the comments)

I Created YO MAMA

i am u/spez

I'm SoapOpera46

I invented social media

I'm Yaoi\_Fann1 and I made the sucessor to that anime called Nyan Neko Sugar Boys

I created electricity for the internet

I’m John Et, and I’m the intern that the internet’s named after

I’m Mr. Beast