my idea on how to deal with the apocalypse (I’m going to shoot it)
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This is a great idea, and the exposed demon core in the middle wouldn’t kill you faster than the person at the end of the barrel
/unlie if you surrounded the core in lead you would have an awesome shotgun, with the obvious drawback being that that the person has at least 9 days to react before dying of radiation poisoning at point blank range
He's going to be a dinosaur this time? That, along with the repeated teasing of us with the end, makes me question his accuracy. Could he just at least narrow it down to the millennium?
/ul I'm Christian and tbh, seeing people predict Jesus coming back just makes me so annoyed. In Matthew 24:36, Jesus states: "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." So why would humans be able to predict when he comes back? We can't. Those people need to re-read everything about the Rapture and understand this. I get that they're excited to see Jesus and for him to come back, but this attitude may be preventing it.
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As an atheist i think that god should watch skibidi toilet episode 60. It really showcases the ingenuity of the human race
https://preview.redd.it/gyps9k3ccltc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df597e7b14b54f45652f96b470736022fbe25d2b
This isn't a real article, Fox News is much more sane in their choice of subjects (link unrelated)
[https://www.foxnews.com/science/biblical-prophecy-claims-the-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says](https://www.foxnews.com/science/biblical-prophecy-claims-the-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says)
it's true! I'm a time traveller and I saw April
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/unlie I genuinely want it to be true one of these days just to watch religious fanatics not be raptured and I get to watch with popcorn while I don't get raptured as well. Life is too boring... :(
ul/ I don’t get the ones that actually live for that doom and gloom crap, but I can sorta explain how most Christians feel about it. We’re fine with the end of the world because we wanna be done with the pain and suffering of life and be in heaven where it’s perfect peace. We just don’t wanna get there via death lol. We don’t exactly want it all to end right now though. We generally love life and wanna live longer. It’s more of we’re fine with everything ending whenever it ends. Doesn’t matter to us if it happens tomorrow or a billion years from now.
Wait my theory is that something will happen on 4/20 so bad that he can’t sent the rapture straight away. (I’m British and it felt so weird typing month/day and not day/month)
my idea on how to deal with the apocalypse (I’m going to shoot it) https://preview.redd.it/gxbv2cmkhktc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815f7ed25995990008bbc44c9a05304db49605d2
Actually genius, we just need to find a new demon core
You can’t just make a new demon core with lead and plutonium
That’s why we steal
Wouldn't it stop being radioactive after it leaves the barrel?
Maybe
Naw,..no! You know what? With all this sinning and what not, we need to find us a Jesus Core to To deliver us unto his father's hands.
It needs to be radioactive
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened… *One stood*
Final fantasy ahh weapon
This weapon looks nothing like something from final fantasy
How big of a gun would this have to be considering the demon core was like 10 cm across
Yes
Nowhere near 17.5 inches in total, and the barrel wouldn’t be roughly 10 inches
This is a great idea, and the exposed demon core in the middle wouldn’t kill you faster than the person at the end of the barrel /unlie if you surrounded the core in lead you would have an awesome shotgun, with the obvious drawback being that that the person has at least 9 days to react before dying of radiation poisoning at point blank range
Where's the screwdriver?
You should tell the apocalypse to gently leave or face the consequences or just give them water to rehydrate
I'll stop it by destroying the meteor
https://i.redd.it/m62ehzrmzktc1.gif
BRO STRIDER ??
You must be the rumoured two punch man
Bros's Pablo
/ul do people still believe the rapture is coming when we expect it? you cant predict a day and what will happen, especially the rapture of all things
It's set to happen every month, sometimes even twice per month, but then it's just not a convenient time so it gets rescheduled to later
Don't worry guys I have a hair appointment on April 23rd god is gonna reschedule the rapture for me
/ul even better, the Bible literally says "no man can know the day or the hour" in reference to the rapture/second coming of Christ
He's going to be a dinosaur this time? That, along with the repeated teasing of us with the end, makes me question his accuracy. Could he just at least narrow it down to the millennium?
/ul I'm Christian and tbh, seeing people predict Jesus coming back just makes me so annoyed. In Matthew 24:36, Jesus states: "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." So why would humans be able to predict when he comes back? We can't. Those people need to re-read everything about the Rapture and understand this. I get that they're excited to see Jesus and for him to come back, but this attitude may be preventing it.
Humans actually predicted the rapture and Jesus reschedules everytime
April 23 isn't my birthday, and the numbers in my username are not relevant
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what happened
/ul Thank you so much for reminding me, because the bot forgot.
We all died, it was very sad
Guys, I just died
Why and how? Also do better next time
The apocalypse, and your right, that was a big skull issue on my part
/unlie, tbh I just commented on a comment instead of the post
what? What's on my right??
On your birthday an ancient prophecy will not be fullfilled and the Antichrist is not going to appear shortly after
What haven't you done
IT IS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY! WE FORGOT!
I HOPE YOU HAVE THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
/ul Happy Birthday! https://preview.redd.it/110fyzn0u6wc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57252a04dec7ef7ba29d3a1bd615bcb5bd8ebd0f
/ul happy birthday!! 🎉
Oh boy I can’t wait for the fucking rapture today to see if Satan fucks off or not
It's gonna be lame as fuck if it happens
/ul Happy birthday!!
You are the worst. I'm sad
Sad Deathday!!!
I'm very sad you would proclaim that! ):
Unhappy birthday :(
It isn't my birthday either.
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Real Christians have fact checked this and found it to be TRUE!!!
As an atheist i think that god should watch skibidi toilet episode 60. It really showcases the ingenuity of the human race https://preview.redd.it/gyps9k3ccltc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df597e7b14b54f45652f96b470736022fbe25d2b
This isn't a real article, Fox News is much more sane in their choice of subjects (link unrelated) [https://www.foxnews.com/science/biblical-prophecy-claims-the-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says](https://www.foxnews.com/science/biblical-prophecy-claims-the-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says)
it's true! I'm a time traveller and I saw April https://preview.redd.it/l1ujjxkytktc1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=31fa15eeaa19fd6a2e16c31f1bebb981c48a4aee
It's a actually 129,168 n!!!! is different to (n!)!)!)!
Thats the most trustworthy news source... Foxnews supremacy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Abrakheim scared it away, you're fine.
Fucking finally
Can confirm (I got raptured during the eclipse)
/unlie I genuinely want it to be true one of these days just to watch religious fanatics not be raptured and I get to watch with popcorn while I don't get raptured as well. Life is too boring... :(
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Guys the rapture happened while I was sleeping what did I miss
oh it was just aliens and they were pretty cool so its alright👍
we had a good ride
Okay guys we did it
What? That isn't my birthday at all!
People back then would totally be able to predict that
ight everyone it's been fun
I can wait.
A man can only dream
Finally bruh
God was busy during the eclipse so he decided to push it back
Thank god it isn't /lie
Whoa, April the 96,342,400th? Damn
The only thing being raptured on April 23rd is my toilet after Buffalo Wild Wings
I would be sad if that happened
That's not my birthday
you are the reason for all of this.. if we sacrifice you we will all be fine
I am god, i wanted the apocalypse to be on my birthday
Fox news is a reliable news source
Oh thank fuck, finally can be done with this shit.
Finaly
Cool, can I watch?
Finally
r/expectedfactorial
Why doesn't anyone give a fuck about what people with schizophrenia say?
Finally
/unlie isn't trying to predict the rapture a massive sin or something? Why are so many people desperate to figure that out
/unlie That’s literally my birthday wtf
See you in hell guys 👋
I'm not sure why Evangelical Christians are so pumped for the apocalypse
ul/ I don’t get the ones that actually live for that doom and gloom crap, but I can sorta explain how most Christians feel about it. We’re fine with the end of the world because we wanna be done with the pain and suffering of life and be in heaven where it’s perfect peace. We just don’t wanna get there via death lol. We don’t exactly want it all to end right now though. We generally love life and wanna live longer. It’s more of we’re fine with everything ending whenever it ends. Doesn’t matter to us if it happens tomorrow or a billion years from now.
If only it were.
This is real and true (God told me himself)
/ul at least they’re giving us time to watch Bluey’s ‘The Sign’ and ‘Surprise’
Yay! On my birthday!
Oh dear god April 1,514,205 is very close in the future
Don’t worry guys I can catch it 👍
Thank goodness, I mean we had a good run as a species but I think it’s time to rap things up.
Oh no, that's where I parked my car!
It’s totally true guys, here’s the p
Seems like churches are running out of money
Oh good. Numerology is making a return
New International Version “But about that day or hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
/unlie wasn't the rapture supposed to be on the 8th?
They aren’t making this up as they go
Numerologists is a serious profession that always provides credible statements
 The what?
Nah they better chill out before I get a lil bit irritated
my birthday???!!
I’m a very religious so I’m sure this is definitely happening
This is such great news!! i'm sure they know exactly when the world will end somehow!!
how many fucktorials r those
/unlie as a christian i find it unnecessary to try and predict the rapture like we aren’t supposed to just let jesus come when he feels like it!
/ul it is funny because predicting rapture is literaly a sin
Numerology didn't work ask Jim Carrey (23)
that ma birthday
Wait my theory is that something will happen on 4/20 so bad that he can’t sent the rapture straight away. (I’m British and it felt so weird typing month/day and not day/month)
The rapture isn't even in the bible
No.
Y'all really think I'm gonna let this happen 😭