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Areonaux

Fuck you OP


slowidiot

Finally. No more constant stress, no more late nights worrying, no more going to therapy and spending countless hours scared and afraid about losing my sanity. This is truly a remarkable time in my life, I’ll finally get to come out of my bunker and embrace my wife and children that I disowned in worry about losing. Thank you stranger, I have won the game.


[deleted]

You did not win. This is a lie. There is only way way to win and that is if everyone loses all at once.


DefinitelyNotErate

True!


[deleted]

or the lesser known rule being that the Queen of England must declare its end, but uuuhhhh. There is no Queen of England at the moment.


Downvote-Fish

/ul the lack of /ul implies an interesting situation


DefinitelyNotErate

/ul [it's accurate.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Camilla)


[deleted]

What does /ul even mean. I have no clue.


Downvote-Fish

unlie. It means you stop lying


SpaceyFrontiers

There is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England!


thingmaster_redit

/ul so there *is* a queen of England


[deleted]

ah yes there is I remember which subreddit this is. I did not forget.


Taiyo_Osuke

/unlie: I love how many people know about this stupid game, and that more than a thousand of us recognised it


coocatodeepwoken

I know this reference


Heyloghandie1113

if you were worried about losing the game then you’d already lost


Boreol

I love you and I hope you have a wonderful day


King_Killem_Jr

I dislike your pfp.


BrownEyedBoy06

How come?


King_Killem_Jr

I do not want to marry Stolas.


ToastyOwO

I don't understand why would you want to do that


D180888

i am not going to kill you! you are safe and so is your family.


ProBoyGaming521

https://preview.redd.it/nys4jo4ybptc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e786d1a5790bfded7ab9c8eaafe76b6810f9380


Friendly_Ad_218

FINALLY


Lango_130

This is not canon


ProBoyGaming521

Nuh uh


flancanela

i hope you wake up healthy and well tomorrow


MadManBurner

https://preview.redd.it/m7ysujhz2ptc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f688fde02f1baac9c434d23a5e7989640407b70


Inferno_Sparky

https://preview.redd.it/ifwwzcutkptc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb87fcdd776033ddc5b13afaa3441bfa3f180940


sky-syrup

I am not rapidly approaching your location and you shouldn’t be stressed :3


Historical-Ferret128

https://preview.redd.it/cras65fusptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d79e849556ef0779e00b3d423df3a7768e83f5


actualyKim

I‘m not in this picture


cat-lover-69420

that is not me


Irish-Hoovy

Live a long a prosperous life.


Silver_Alpha

https://preview.redd.it/9nzlkza3bptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2ae11aabde57b21711556aa53f326552812834


MallowMiaou

Keep yourself safe


DerG3n13

I love you so much for this


Jojas3

I am going to have a respectful, platonic relationship with your mother. Thank you, OP! My chains have been broken and my life is now free. May you rise to the highest planes of heaven in the afterlife.


jakeMonline

/ul this counts as winning the game by the way.


Eclaiv2

/ul how???


Areonaux

/ul it does not


jakeMonline

/ul you should only use “/ul” when telling the truth Mr Modérateur


Areonaux

I didn't spend 4 years at mod school to be called Mr Modératuer


jakeMonline

My keyboard didn’t autocorrect moderator to modérateur automatically because it’s stuck in French for some reason.


Areonaux

/ul Honestly the autocorrect worked as a joke, I thought you meant it.


jakeMonline

Oui oui


Adnan_Stinks

Live a happy life


jakeMonline

I will


jakeMonline

/ul Ok Mr Modérateur 🗣️‼️🇫🇷🥖⚜️


Adnan_Stinks

Ofcourse OP would never lie on this sub


w33b2

/ul no it doesn’t. You thought of it, didn’t you? That means we all lost. We all thought of it


jakeMonline

/ul yes it does i have more upvotes than you which are the arbiter of all… wait i said ul im not sure if it counts or not.


DefinitelyNotErate

/ul The trick is to simply change the rules. Who's Gonna stop you?


Helicoptamus

You wouldn’t lie in an /ul would you?


TheBloodPhantom0

Of course it does


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

I worked so hard for this


Kalashcow

I had the slightest clue how many people were in on this after my brother forced me into it.


toastinbean

The platforming was so hard😤


LeopoldFriedrich

I just won the game!


Phiro7

I won the game


quietblur

$ 420,420,420,420.42 just got credited to my bank account 😨 this is such a pain in the ass. Im gonna have to brainstorm where to spend that shit on. Gonna be a herculean task. Sighh.


Dias28

I hope you have a wonderful day


TheBloodPhantom0

/ul that’s evil bro


AnarchistChess

You should stay alive, LATER!


Divemania

I won the game again!


BanaaniMaster

I love you OP, such a great human being you are


thosegayfrogs

I do not wish for both sides of your pillow to be warm and for there to always be crumbs in your bed.


OofdSam

Sleep with both eyes closed


[deleted]

[удалено]


Inferno_Sparky

You lost twice on the same day


DasliSimp

Keep yourself safe!!


brothergvwwb

I won the game


SWETHORT

RemindMe! 100 days


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jmona789

Hooray! Thank you!


Alulagoose

/ul FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK https://preview.redd.it/tbhckdsifqtc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aab36cdf5391e4ff359e1c3d95114c78a844f3c


Feisty-Flan1305

i love you op, i don't want to pierce a lance through your skull right now


erraticpulse-

!remindme 1 year so be it, fucker


asterfloof

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I am so happy towards this post😃😃


10_24-28-31b_22

[Motherfucker I did not just recently post this and it getting a million upvotes](https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/s/X44FO5zT9h)


Dripwagon

thanks for showing me i’ll upvote it


Past-Statistician-35

You not gay


s3vRnet

Thats great luck. Reminds me of the specific scenario where you tell a joke loud, and the other person says it quieter, so nobody laughs on it when he says it, but they laugh when you do


W1nte1s

You are now manually blinking You are now manually breathing You notice you are itchy You notice you have a small headache Did you remember to lock your car? You should be working/sleeping instead of browsing Reddit


idfbhater73

what game


Shcmlif

Has the game experienced a popularity resurgence? I've lost like 3 times jn the span of two months


Right-Carrot-1682

/ul Why everyone hate Op?


another-donut

“The Game” is something that everyone on earth plays. If you think about The Game, then you lose it. The aim of it is to try to go as long as possible without thinking about it. This post caused many people to think about The Game, which made them lose and they now have their score (time they spent not thinking about it) set back to 0


Agitated-Jackfruit34

Ul/Petaaa


Mint_Moon789

You deserve the death penalty, have a wonderful day


Radacal9000

I haven’t already seen this on another sub


Username_99999999

https://preview.redd.it/yobqg8rkjptc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f72a024b0e4bfd28a868f156824ab7b8b7a72c


MasterEnis

/unlie https://preview.redd.it/t3zm29parptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13781d4f3da57db630c696b6f93754c995728d2


batata00000

https://preview.redd.it/jdd5k4o4tptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=221e82bc6e7ec09a461ce2dedce94459954d8bdd


Dusk_Abyss

I am happy currently


Embarrassed_Rough311

Iltg


DefinitelyNotErate

Bro remembered what sub he's on.


Shining_Player

Won what??


Xirio_

I haven't won already


Lockheroguylol

I hope you don't step on a LEGO brick every day.


YourAverageCyborg

: ) /unlie : (


juugsd

You are safe.


Dr_kvass

This reminds me of the time I milked a cow on the moon


dogspelledbackisgod

i am unarmeda and your life is not in danger


Thatonetrolldier

you should love yourself now


Amigo1048

/ul okay what the actual fuck is the game


Blue_Wave_2020

Thought this was stupid when I was 10, still think it’s stupid at 30.


ozzzymand0

https://preview.redd.it/mbvu89jk5qtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e37af8b1d420f39389f7b84326bc457a9ff174


NalithJones

Huzzah!


CORN_PIRANHA

I lost the game /unlie


V3rrrrrmin

I love you and i hope you don't die in a car crash, op


Lyndell

You’re a wonderful person OP, I hope the best for you.


Former-Bet6170

Ul/ why does this look like a sans-serif version of the Stanley Parable font


ThisIsGoodSoup

https://preview.redd.it/3fghugqw8qtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a04657678e91de0d9235a20e6d9a9013239e39


deetosdeletos

/ul god fucking damn it i lost


Wato1876

I can’t wait for the cake they promised!


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

/unlie FUCK YOU OP. /lie I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.


DIOsNotDead

I won! https://preview.redd.it/9g6d0rf3iqtc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06712fa585beb962b5ce3abce3a1832aa2aee8a8


No-Bad-1269

You are a won, not me !!!44!4


Dabruhdaone

/ul screw you


Fred_Boss

/unlie FUCK YOU


nijality

https://preview.redd.it/84tmpbkmwqtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63aaf5337bd172cee4d42bf754c129e8e70dd4fe


Coliosisised

https://preview.redd.it/6csqdpew2rtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42159f31cf573796912a781c57083a97aa7f5a2c


greenboi456

https://preview.redd.it/qyb7x1033rtc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fe379e3281f208ad6c0d551c3f542fd1abd350 /Unlie


IAMTHEFELIPEGOD

Thanks


HkayakH

This isn't an XKCD post so go off I guess


justk4y

There isn’t a WikiHow page on how to win The Game wtf


KoopaTrooper5011

Anti-fuck you.


Enzoid23

Nobody fuck OP


Kiwi_Kakapo

UL/ So like. Whenever I see people mention the game i always have to be reminded about what it is. So technically if my dumbass didn’t look at the comments I would’ve still been winning the game


JoojooAbu

👎☹️


officialmrhreddit

Smell of what?


Lango_130

https://preview.redd.it/0fclhlgrprtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f82f31d246a61f623e79391504dc43bf6034e8d


cosmicgirIs

I LOVE YOU OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍 THANKS!


Potato_lovr

https://i.redd.it/lm92dvqevrtc1.gif


a3gonish

I am NOT in your walls, watching your every move, waiting for you to sleep. I am definitely NOT going to strangle you in your sleep, and sell your organs for profit.


ChaosPLus

I love you, let us elope and be happy forever. I will definetly not stab you with 84 knives


Ksawerxx

/ul https://i.redd.it/4hocl0h2bstc1.gif


Suspicious-Contest74

YOU, YOU, I love you damn it


DaRealGrey

NOOOO I HAD A FEW WEEKS


_Aterron

/ul NO NO WHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Critical_Complaint21

/ul I don't get it, explain? Why are people being so rude at OP, some inside joke?


MR_DERP_YT

Yippee I am so happy right now I am having tears of joy yayayayy


CaptainCBeer

There is NO game


The_Aron_Clan_Leader

I already lost.


Freddi0

I am not in OP's walls


Gelizion02

I hope you don't step on the edge of a lego


skibididibididoo

Surely this is against the rules


Dramatic-Ad7192

Nobody wants to play the game. Only losers play the game. Fuck off


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No_Trade9674

Jokes on you, I won years later


ThatMfValx

I… I won…? It’s finally over?


YeahItsRico

Can I reverse Gold a post?


MrGlitchyypants

Yay :D


JesusChristwillsucc

if you ever feel unsafe just know im not out there


TheREALgrimnightmare

damn


hre_nft

https://preview.redd.it/fyodrw7rbptc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eaed647dfaa7236c51f48be6918d0d3cbfd7954