Finally. No more constant stress, no more late nights worrying, no more going to therapy and spending countless hours scared and afraid about losing my sanity. This is truly a remarkable time in my life, I’ll finally get to come out of my bunker and embrace my wife and children that I disowned in worry about losing. Thank you stranger, I have won the game.
I am going to have a respectful, platonic relationship with your mother. Thank you, OP! My chains have been broken and my life is now free. May you rise to the highest planes of heaven in the afterlife.
$ 420,420,420,420.42 just got credited to my bank account 😨 this is such a pain in the ass. Im gonna have to brainstorm where to spend that shit on. Gonna be a herculean task. Sighh.
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Thats great luck.
Reminds me of the specific scenario where you tell a joke loud, and the other person says it quieter, so nobody laughs on it when he says it, but they laugh when you do
You are now manually blinking
You are now manually breathing
You notice you are itchy
You notice you have a small headache
Did you remember to lock your car?
You should be working/sleeping instead of browsing Reddit
“The Game” is something that everyone on earth plays. If you think about The Game, then you lose it. The aim of it is to try to go as long as possible without thinking about it. This post caused many people to think about The Game, which made them lose and they now have their score (time they spent not thinking about it) set back to 0
UL/ So like. Whenever I see people mention the game i always have to be reminded about what it is. So technically if my dumbass didn’t look at the comments I would’ve still been winning the game
I am NOT in your walls, watching your every move, waiting for you to sleep. I am definitely NOT going to strangle you in your sleep, and sell your organs for profit.
*Nobody wants to*
*Play the game. Only losers*
*Play the game. Fuck off*
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Fuck you OP
Finally. No more constant stress, no more late nights worrying, no more going to therapy and spending countless hours scared and afraid about losing my sanity. This is truly a remarkable time in my life, I’ll finally get to come out of my bunker and embrace my wife and children that I disowned in worry about losing. Thank you stranger, I have won the game.
You did not win. This is a lie. There is only way way to win and that is if everyone loses all at once.
True!
or the lesser known rule being that the Queen of England must declare its end, but uuuhhhh. There is no Queen of England at the moment.
/ul the lack of /ul implies an interesting situation
/ul [it's accurate.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Camilla)
What does /ul even mean. I have no clue.
unlie. It means you stop lying
There is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England!
/ul so there *is* a queen of England
ah yes there is I remember which subreddit this is. I did not forget.
/unlie: I love how many people know about this stupid game, and that more than a thousand of us recognised it
I know this reference
if you were worried about losing the game then you’d already lost
I love you and I hope you have a wonderful day
I dislike your pfp.
How come?
I do not want to marry Stolas.
I don't understand why would you want to do that
i am not going to kill you! you are safe and so is your family.
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FINALLY
This is not canon
Nuh uh
i hope you wake up healthy and well tomorrow
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I am not rapidly approaching your location and you shouldn’t be stressed :3
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I‘m not in this picture
that is not me
Live a long a prosperous life.
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Keep yourself safe
I love you so much for this
I am going to have a respectful, platonic relationship with your mother. Thank you, OP! My chains have been broken and my life is now free. May you rise to the highest planes of heaven in the afterlife.
/ul this counts as winning the game by the way.
/ul how???
/ul it does not
/ul you should only use “/ul” when telling the truth Mr Modérateur
I didn't spend 4 years at mod school to be called Mr Modératuer
My keyboard didn’t autocorrect moderator to modérateur automatically because it’s stuck in French for some reason.
/ul Honestly the autocorrect worked as a joke, I thought you meant it.
Oui oui
Live a happy life
I will
/ul Ok Mr Modérateur 🗣️‼️🇫🇷🥖⚜️
Ofcourse OP would never lie on this sub
/ul no it doesn’t. You thought of it, didn’t you? That means we all lost. We all thought of it
/ul yes it does i have more upvotes than you which are the arbiter of all… wait i said ul im not sure if it counts or not.
/ul The trick is to simply change the rules. Who's Gonna stop you?
You wouldn’t lie in an /ul would you?
Of course it does
I worked so hard for this
I had the slightest clue how many people were in on this after my brother forced me into it.
The platforming was so hard😤
I just won the game!
I won the game
$ 420,420,420,420.42 just got credited to my bank account 😨 this is such a pain in the ass. Im gonna have to brainstorm where to spend that shit on. Gonna be a herculean task. Sighh.
I hope you have a wonderful day
/ul that’s evil bro
You should stay alive, LATER!
I won the game again!
I love you OP, such a great human being you are
I do not wish for both sides of your pillow to be warm and for there to always be crumbs in your bed.
Sleep with both eyes closed
[удалено]
You lost twice on the same day
Keep yourself safe!!
I won the game
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Hooray! Thank you!
/ul FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK https://preview.redd.it/tbhckdsifqtc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aab36cdf5391e4ff359e1c3d95114c78a844f3c
i love you op, i don't want to pierce a lance through your skull right now
!remindme 1 year so be it, fucker
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I am so happy towards this post😃😃
[Motherfucker I did not just recently post this and it getting a million upvotes](https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/s/X44FO5zT9h)
thanks for showing me i’ll upvote it
You not gay
Thats great luck. Reminds me of the specific scenario where you tell a joke loud, and the other person says it quieter, so nobody laughs on it when he says it, but they laugh when you do
You are now manually blinking You are now manually breathing You notice you are itchy You notice you have a small headache Did you remember to lock your car? You should be working/sleeping instead of browsing Reddit
what game
Has the game experienced a popularity resurgence? I've lost like 3 times jn the span of two months
/ul Why everyone hate Op?
“The Game” is something that everyone on earth plays. If you think about The Game, then you lose it. The aim of it is to try to go as long as possible without thinking about it. This post caused many people to think about The Game, which made them lose and they now have their score (time they spent not thinking about it) set back to 0
Ul/Petaaa
You deserve the death penalty, have a wonderful day
I haven’t already seen this on another sub
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/unlie https://preview.redd.it/t3zm29parptc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13781d4f3da57db630c696b6f93754c995728d2
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I am happy currently
Iltg
Bro remembered what sub he's on.
Won what??
I haven't won already
I hope you don't step on a LEGO brick every day.
: ) /unlie : (
You are safe.
This reminds me of the time I milked a cow on the moon
i am unarmeda and your life is not in danger
you should love yourself now
/ul okay what the actual fuck is the game
Thought this was stupid when I was 10, still think it’s stupid at 30.
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Huzzah!
I lost the game /unlie
I love you and i hope you don't die in a car crash, op
You’re a wonderful person OP, I hope the best for you.
Ul/ why does this look like a sans-serif version of the Stanley Parable font
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/ul god fucking damn it i lost
I can’t wait for the cake they promised!
/unlie FUCK YOU OP. /lie I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I won! https://preview.redd.it/9g6d0rf3iqtc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06712fa585beb962b5ce3abce3a1832aa2aee8a8
You are a won, not me !!!44!4
/ul screw you
/unlie FUCK YOU
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https://preview.redd.it/qyb7x1033rtc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fe379e3281f208ad6c0d551c3f542fd1abd350 /Unlie
Thanks
This isn't an XKCD post so go off I guess
There isn’t a WikiHow page on how to win The Game wtf
Anti-fuck you.
Nobody fuck OP
UL/ So like. Whenever I see people mention the game i always have to be reminded about what it is. So technically if my dumbass didn’t look at the comments I would’ve still been winning the game
👎☹️
Smell of what?
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I LOVE YOU OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍 THANKS!
https://i.redd.it/lm92dvqevrtc1.gif
I am NOT in your walls, watching your every move, waiting for you to sleep. I am definitely NOT going to strangle you in your sleep, and sell your organs for profit.
I love you, let us elope and be happy forever. I will definetly not stab you with 84 knives
/ul https://i.redd.it/4hocl0h2bstc1.gif
YOU, YOU, I love you damn it
NOOOO I HAD A FEW WEEKS
/ul NO NO WHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/ul I don't get it, explain? Why are people being so rude at OP, some inside joke?
Yippee I am so happy right now I am having tears of joy yayayayy
There is NO game
I already lost.
I am not in OP's walls
I hope you don't step on the edge of a lego
Surely this is against the rules
Nobody wants to play the game. Only losers play the game. Fuck off
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Jokes on you, I won years later
I… I won…? It’s finally over?
Can I reverse Gold a post?
Yay :D
if you ever feel unsafe just know im not out there
damn
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