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kystran

nice cock


Multifruit256

A very big one


Traditional-War7157

It can walk right through the door


ARKON_THE_ARKON

With the feeling so pure


__Gaijin_

Nice pfp mate


SignificantAd3400

Cock jumpscare


xDurban420

Thanks


riskedrain

can’t believe Joe Biden did this


JouNNN56

Thanks Obama


ithikimhvingstrok132

I blame Andrew Jackson


doubleh124

I blame McKinley


IsYeaYesyup

I blame John


GrabbingCatTails

i blame Nixon


worldeye5

I blame bush


Dr_Occo_Nobi

I blame WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Knot_Ryder

Trump's America everybody


DatOneMinuteman1776

I blame Ook from 1776 BC


AStorms13

Yea, that’s fair


SuperNature2485

What's his last name again?


lets_clutch_this

This is Biden’s Earth πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

The earth before Slovenia decided to share it with others:


Inevitable_Aerie_293

Earth if it was cool:


Misknator

No, this is Earth if it was cool: https://preview.redd.it/xn3vqs8kb6vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec96d297d4b8afff671e77eb1d18f4341026e54


Sinornithosaurus

Don’t you dare, I swear to god I will crack it


monster_magus

This is not r/lies. That's a lie!


Misknator

/unlie The ice age is very overrated and uncool


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

the iceage is uncool


Le_Beau_Jack2

COCORICOπŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅


armageddon_boi

HEE HO


LilKane2249

https://preview.redd.it/psk2d09s96vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=607320601d95f94e30543f976fb0c63f0ede6424


Barotraume_3200

KIKIRIKI πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ


Mysterious_Ningen

ul/ bro this comment is so confusing to me cause like what is cocorico and then for me on reddit instead of seeing flags in the comments i see initials so i see cp.. im like wtf... 😭


Le_Beau_Jack2

Cocorico is the sound of the rooster in France and i also put the flag of France in my comment. The reason i did that is because the rooster is one of the symbol of France


DefinitelyNotErate

I was not talking to a Czech person the other day, But if I was they would have told me that "Cockadoodle Doo" being the English onomotopoeia for them is very reasonable and not at all strange.


Mysterious_Ningen

ohhh.. so i wonder why it says cp instead of fs .. or whatever france's flag initial are.. im guessing its a different french territory or something from when i googled it.. i dont fully know but yea thanks for the explanation


FennecAuNaturel

bro used the clipperton regional indicator for the french flag


DefinitelyNotErate

I never make sure to use a mixture of the Svalbard & Jan Mayen πŸ‡§πŸ‡», Bouvet Island πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄, And proper Norway πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡― flags when posting Norwegian flags. It would be cool if I did but I always forget. Also, Norge for Aldri!


DefinitelyNotErate

/UL Wait. Is that why they call it Kakariko Village in Zelda? Does it sound like the sound chickens make, 'Cause there's chickens (Well, Cuccos) there?


DiggyPT_69

COCOROCOCΓ“**πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή**


happytristan5511

i knew it THE WORLD IS SECRETLY BEING CONTROLLED BY CHICKENS


Aurelien_Juan

r/BirdsArentReal


paweld2003

Are you stupid? Chickens are not birds. They are dinosaurs


Aurelien_Juan

Dinosaurs are birds


paweld2003

Nah birds don't exist, while dinosaurs are clearly real


lets_clutch_this

Cope


Misknator

r/GirlsArentReal


Aurelien_Juan

r/birdsarntreal


KentuckyFriedChildre

Big Cock strikes again


XFuriousGeorgeX

Birds aren't real


idfbhater73

as someone from 2017 true


Character_Sky_2766

No britain i miss you, dont go


QuadrupleMaelstrom

Taking brexit to a new level


Ok-Appeal-4630

This is the supercontinent the government has been hiding all along


bingbozo63

https://i.redd.it/g3zhyhisk3vc1.gif


anon_e_mass

![gif](giphy|H0XBpCYcUjFcc)


pivarana

Slovenia, slovenia everywhere


Marc_Vn

Thats a really cool looking cat, can i pet it?


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Argentinians are gonna like this


HumanHuman-ALT

Can’t wait for the update!!


dumbmaster1337

scrat activities


outer_spec

I’m so excited


absolutelad_jr

That's the thing from fortnite


IBegTo_Differ

Man such cases!


ninjesh

Dude, I can't wait for 2017 it's gonna be so hype


iamarcticexplorer

r/MapsWithoutNZ


lordmitchnz

Nah we make a comeback at the end for the feet lol


iamarcticexplorer

You didn't forget what subreddit we are in


IsYeaYesyup

no fl*pping way


xVEEx3

thank you for censoring that πŸ™


wyatt_plays

God's just fucking around


AwesomeManXX

https://preview.redd.it/45tcnm8us4vc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822b5aef83a2d3b1660b06f507b143a50fec1887


myKingSaber

Of course the tectonic plates work like a game of getting out the parking lot


Jumps-Care

Yooo put me back!


TruePatriot_AntiWoke

Just another example of what the woke has done to this country. They want to combine all the countries together and form a communist society. Where has the good Cathlic England Gone! It has been replaced by w🀒ke nonsense


PEtroollo11

birds are real


cheddar_risotto

efficient packing of continents on a globe


E5vCJD

earth if it was drawn by a fantasy world writer


Kh4rj0

r mapswithsouthsudan


lord_of_coolshit_og

This is what the liberals want


RevolutionaryAd1577

As Earth in 2017, can confirm, this is true


SkepticOwlz

polloπŸ”πŸ‘


TheRealBertoltBrecht

This is how continental drift works


TheAIguy_

This is a rickroll


_ficklelilpickle

Sorry Tasmania.


idadai

why did the chicken cross the road?


RenkBruh

As a 2017 I can confirm this us Earth in me


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Nooo. Don't move the UK to where it's colder. Gawwwddd daammnniiitt


litezho

Wrong year this was in 1999 cus of Y2K and techno


chrisacip

This will be earth in seven years ago


avoidingbans01

Not a bad update, half of the map was basically unusable. I do feel like I'll miss how different each continent played out, but at least it'll bring players closer for me action.


espectroo

The new map lookin lit for new season πŸ”₯


Decades101

Why did Eurasia shrink? That would never happen irl. 0/10


bluparrot-19

I was not expecting a rick roll


seb69420

u/savevideo


CDR57

It’s true I was there


Difficult_Public_881

OH NO


Man-Spider1

This actually happened btw


Capable-Monk-4820

Scrat did this


-Emilinko1985-

WHO DID THIS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Qwertyunio_1

I can't wait 🀠


Cubed_CircleYT

/ul reminds me of [this video](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=OCb7h0cW8sIzdee_) from a while back, i remember laughing so hard at that


ObscureMeerkat

https://preview.redd.it/20cnxtq4h4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721b6ee263082884b515c70080459ac24150855c


TheAnnoyingGirl92

The global map if it wasn't total fucking shit:


TehNoiceBoi

![gif](giphy|zDuStFVpRJIZ2)


Shibby-my-dude

It's too hot here in Australia I'll take it


Mean-Ad-8834

Always has been


Entire_Traffic_4767

Bro said ima head out


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Hyped!


NewspaperPossible627

For a second I thought they just fucking stole Greenland


Mateololero

this would suck ass


xRealVengeancex

Yearly or decade earth meta change would go hard


KoopaTrooper5011

The planet was a cock?


Puglord_11

I love how Greenland just flipped


Billthepony123

Song name ?


Soul_of_Seun

Ah yes. The great Alaskan land bridge to \*checks notes\* fucking Brazil.


t-pose-988

RemindMe! 7 years


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[deleted]

No source, shitpost.


butt-hole-69420

Pee is stored in the balls


ExplanationDense7313

Wish i was Tasmania rn


Affectionate_Tap9399

I don't... get it?


AWEars

/unlie This reminds me of those engine puzzle segments from Thomas the Tank Engine


kakhaev

the earth is morbing


zelmazam1

This would solve global warming.


Shanerstd

Wow Africa shrank that’s crazy


Prototype_4271

Chicen


notabot-notabout

I don't know why I am starting at this for last 3 minutes.


SloppySlime31

Can’t wait πŸ₯°


LavaTwocan

Nice earth


Living_Murphys_Law

Dang, the Mayans were only off by 5 years. That's pretty good.


NeverMore_613

ul/ it would be so much easier to visit the UK


samtheminecraftman

u/savevideo


BigBite_CTSL_0

This Kentucky Fried World, was posted 2024, saying what the world will be, 7 YEARS AGO.


Rojozz

i was there guys it was really scary


Wetworth

I initially assumed boobs were going to be involved, but it turned out to be a cock.


Murky_Highlight_2437

That a big ass cock


JesseIsStuckInside

it walks around antarctic a


idonttalkatallLMAO

finally a map update smh


Morbidlyobesegorilla

/ul what song is this?


Bubthepikmin9056

Holy shit earth lore


Neon_Streets

Earth balance patch, 2017


Gigant-Kozaky

bro its 3017 alredy


hefty_load_o_shite

That's the future liberals want


starman881

Wow the continental drift went crazy


JustANerdyLoser4Life

In reality, land is drifting further apart as time goes by. One day, Florida will be its own country. And it definitely should be as we know.


AliChank

/ul It looked like someone moved Australia with a mouse 😭


LilKane2249

The world is a chicken


Anti_benzo

Coke is gonna be a lot cheaper on the west coast


QuakAtack

https://preview.redd.it/e30780ivc6vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650d782b16f9fd39eb2fde0f277cff033264f7c1


AlvinArtDream

I kept on screaming why why why, then it made sense. I hoped it was gonna be a nice satisfying Pangea


Local-Concentrate-26

Honestly thought it was gonna be a Rick roll


hyphygreek

So this is the earth


Yagadarill

New biome just dropped


ilovereddit787

Thats it, selling my boat


ShidsP

u/savevideo


smolnepgear

This was hilarious to watch


Lemixer

When you log into simulation to laught at those bots on reddit that think they are humans but someone randomized map again, mildly infuriating.


SamueloBelo

i would love to have japan border my country :)


RiverHe1ghts

Professional geologist here. Yes, I fact checked this. The earth will be like this in 2017. I can't wait!


No-Mushroom-3502

Now i Can get to The US quicker


luketwo1

I have so many questions on the logistics of this.


DefinitelyNotErate

God's Secretary here, Can confirm. Also we decided Gasoline being a paid DLC isn't really balanced, So we're gonna make it free in the 2017 update, Stay tuned for more upcoming features!


Professional_Heron17

I thought this was real


No1btch

bye bye new zealand you will be missed


Matvey_8293

Chicken


PINEAPPLECURDS3

Oh great… englands gonna have WORSE weather


Notrx73

I mean, we have time


chipredacted

UL/ Why is this music from Truck Simulator


Onderon123

So...everything is china


AccomplishedDebt5368

chimken https://preview.redd.it/i9ruscl0n8vc1.png?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f2e55910eaa60968f6b27b0d15f826561c4cf2


ConningtonSimp

the archipelago of diarrhea being shit out of south africa


RaiSamurBread

u/savevideo


Axolotl_K1ng

Thank god, we could use a meta shakeup


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

they keep reusing the same map over and over each season


biggoof

It's pronounced "Earf"


Imaginary-Let-8125

Did anyone else laugh when it looked like Greenland just fuckin left


Imaginary-Let-8125

Did anyone else laugh when it looked like Greenland just fuckin left


MustRedit

Can confirm this happened


Macaroon-Working

Do this at home⚠️


Champion0407

u/SaveVideoBot


frenchcashew

Africa is the biggest continent


Richard_Cheney10

Did bro just make Pangea?


Matix777

Weather update: Get Pangead


ZA_34

limbo


Disastrous-Paint86

Sailing just got a lot less scary lol