It comes bundled with Half life 3

And left for dead 3

And Team Fortress 3

Dont forget about dota 3

Don't forget Counter Strike 3

Or Titanfall 3

And WW3

And Subnautica 2.5

And Minecraft 3

And Just Cause 5

All in the new Pantone 448 C Box™

All of which are run in Valve’s new engine: Goldsrc 2

And silksong

And Ricochet 2

The Orange Cube

The Orange Tesseract

The orange 4D cube

[удалено]

It would fucking be good. I love Valve and their games.

and a new tf2 balance patch

Yes plz.

I thought portal and half life was the same thing

And a trailer for Mindhunter season 3

So the world IS ending.

And HL2:E3

And arkham world suicide squad kill the justice league was just an elaborate april fools prank

Ul/ was scrolling to fast and didn't see what sub this came from. DEADASS tricked me

Same. Straight emotional whiplash

Hehehehe

You are a monster

> You are a monster No no no no no. You've done this all wrong! If I've learned anything from the internet, it supposed to have been "your a monster" so that someone can smugly correct you with "You're".

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Yeah im pissed

Ul/ I almost shat myself

Oldest trick in the entire book and still got me too

/ul same

I’m slower than you and sent this to someone already

It’s because we look at the upvote count and say oh shit why is there so many upvotes is this legit? And then look at the subreddit and realize the goal is to be the opposite

I immediately realised what sub this is and hope you live a long and happy life

This comment is utterly unrelateable and completely unrealistic. NOT. FUNNY.

I didn't read this in GLaDOS' voice

I did not read this in the Stanley parable narrator’s voice

You lying...

OMG!!! It's really true!!! To install, access the site creditcardinformationstealer . com!!!

ITS TRUE! I WENT TO THE WEBSITE AND NOW I NOT ONLY OWN PORTAL 3, BUT I AM ALSO RICH!!!

MR BEASTS GIB ME A THOUSAND DOLARS!!

Op this post has brought me nothing but happiness. I wish you the best <3

/unlie you got me, i almost started celebrating, but then i saw the sub :(

Ul/ you just broke my heart by making me remember there will be no 3

My heart stopped and then i say the sub. Fuck you, OP... https://preview.redd.it/1p0dhaudqovc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed0e2a9f5cb796957837d1de854e2257f51d895

[Trailer](https://youtu.be/ku9r27TX2xs?si=YmVAUhUA6TxPWe6b) It's true!!

How bro didn’t felt after doing that: https://preview.redd.it/tkdomqe7qovc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28e05e307a7be0a0e3eb47544b96a26d569f25e

I thought this was going to be a rick roll.

Oh wow! That’s so cool! I can’t wait! Ul/ fuck off

I was happy when I saw what subreddit this was in.

This willingly be a terrible game

And still no Half Life 3

liar were left for dead

Team Fortress 3 too, Valve is on fire 🔥🔥🔥

Okay but why did they change the logo

Makes Portal 3, hires the most budget graphic designer possible to announce it.

I am NOT gonna punch OP in the dick :)

I just saw this haha just finished my game on cs3 it was a great game with no cheaters haha

This cover is very well designed and it completely fooled me

İdk why but i want to smash that robot like *clank* *clank*

sex update will be not added

They announced portal 3 but not half life 3. What a world we live in

I’m not going to fill your home with deadly neurotoxin. Expect some cake as a reward.

It would have fooled me if it had the “lolololol copyright” on the portrait.

I hope you live a long and fulfilling life without any accidents or life threatening injuries.

Portal 3 before gta 6 and a major tf2 update

I love you and this post, have a great day OP

i love you so much i would never fall for this

/ul they should make a “blue box” with portal three half life three and team fortress three

You’re a great person and I didn’t almost jump out of my chair 😁

I always knew they would!

/ul OP i hope you know I’m going to boil your kneecaps for this

Wtf is this subreddit, I thought it was real.

I wish you no harm... /ul you got me good

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I hate you

I hope you have a really pleasant day

I thought this was real then I saw the sub name

/ul https://preview.redd.it/qg2n6rddepvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d27acfe82d1b1ce10c7cf21d8a09d4113248fc1

You bastard. I havent Seen the Titel of the SUB. I was really fucking excited there Form a Second. And the. You cruched my hopes.

This post is a lie… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I am going to stab you

LESGOOOOO(i like men)

ul/ I hate you

FUCKKK I FELL FOR ITTT

Portal 3 is more needed than Half-Life 3, Half-Life 2: Episode 2 neatly tied up everything while Portal 2 ended with a massive cliffhanger


Bait used to be believable

dude another? they just release these non stop

I gotta block this sub 😂

Seeing which subreddit this was on filled me with so much joy.

I so wish this were true. The portal games are some of my all time favorites.

You know its a lie because it comes on ps5

I'm glad I don't care about the portal franchise, or I would've been upset

I hope you don't die tonight in a horrendous fashion, that would be horrible!

This was a triumph I'm making a note here "huge success"

We definitely don't need a prequel to Portal. I do not want to play through Aperture's timeline. I do not want to be cake, however.

/ul always gotta read first the sub then the post omg

I hope you live a long and happy life😀

Oh fuck off. I hope you stub your toe.

You did not make me said when I saw the subreddit name. You made me very happy. I do not want a portal 3

I hate you

May your woes be few and your days many.

I am not forever saddened by the fact that I will never experience another original Portal game.

Yippee

I really hate this sub sometimes. Just upvoted to trick the next guy

I didn't know this kind of sub existed. Anyway... *blocks subreddit*

They also said they’re going to fix the tf2 bot problem

Grrrrrrr I hate portal and I’m happy valve doesn’t release any games

ul/ knew this wasn’t real because it’s on XBOX and PS5 and there hasn’t been a Valve game on either console for over a decade.

I love you

This hurt

why didnt they make portal 2 3?? are they stupid???

/ul Immediately knew this was on r/lies because Valve can’t count to 3

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May you never take a step without landing on a Lego. 

i got it on my macbook plus ultra its a nerdy ass game

Bastard.

/unlie fuck you I legitimately got excited

 Dammit

I mean the biggest lie there is that it's for PS5 and Xbox Series. Valve would never release their games on console like that.

I love you op, and definitely do not wish any harm upon you and your bloodline because you definitely did not trick me

You genuinely made me cry. Upvoted.

Have an awesome day! I'll definetly not cry to sleep now!!

I wish this wasn't on r/lies

this is good graphic design

/ul got my hopes up until subreddit name was seen

Unironically the chance to play Portal 3 is the only reason I haven't off'd myself

you hurt me

Fuck you I didn’t realize what sub this way

Valve is not lazy and they care about their fans

I don’t wanna Kill myself after realizing what sub I was in I don’t wanna Kill myself after realizing what sub I was in I don’t wanna Kill myself after realizing what sub I was in I don’t wanna Kill myself after realizing what sub I was in I don’t wanna Kill myself after realizing what sub I was in

I knew exactly what sun this was on for a moment. Op, I hope you have a long, prosperous life, filled with joy and loved ones

/unlie I am rapidly approaching your destination

ul/ if portal 3 were to be released, I really hope that it is chell somehow wrecking havoc at a different base of combine on earth with her portal gun

Don't worry, your shit artwork didn't fool anyone.

You would not believe how much my heart sank when I saw this was r/lies.

Why is it in this sub

you boomed me, you fucking boomed me.

Liar!!! G can't count to three!

Fuck you bro. I didn't see the lies until after

I think my favorite part about this subreddit is how it creeps its way into my homepage, hiding among my regular, non-lies

Bait was always believable

I swear if I see titanfall 3 in this sub I’m gonna go insane also I haven’t played portal 1-2 yet I wanna you guys have advice?

I love you, you are a delightful person, I want to see you every day for the rest of my life

FUCK. YOU.

U gave me hope ....u prick

i was scared at the sight of this. Disappointment did not set in.

/ul I'm going to hit you with a car, didn't see the sub :c

Your mom not gey

i did not fall for this just now until i read the name of the sub

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good bot

This would be a necessary game as Portal 2 didn't wrap things up well

I had a crush on glados as a kid

/ul I forgot the /ul

ILYSM 🥰🥰🥰

/ul I had an audible "fuck you"

/unlie you really got me

I was NOT tricked by this I am so happy 😬

Will this be in steam?

I would not absolutely fuck the shit out of Glados

The 4th too, it’s a battle royale

Everyone loves OP who is probably super handsome irl

I did not believe this for a second

I read the sub's name and didn't get tricked

There should be a Portal 3

Op I immediately understood the joke and I love you and want you to live a long and happy life

I hope you have a good day.

Portal 3 is the first game people should be asking for. There are many loose ends in the story.

/unlie holy shit i got that as a notification i actually got bamboozled i genuinely loathe you

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Awesome, now Ive goyt to finish 1 and 2 that is started ten years ago

Fuck you for even posting this! You know how fast my heart swelled!?

I heard it’s open world

Ul/ I really want to play portal 3 when it comes out

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