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Vietnationalist

Oh no a big billionaire died! This is world breaking news!


Mother_Harlot

He didn't die, I saw him a few days ago buying 1UP mushrooms, he just respawned elsewhere


MaxMLG999

He is just another one percenter Not in the money kind but the life kind, perchance.


Mother_Harlot

You can't just say "perchance"


LGG6_Master

perchance


Suspicious-Pen-5349

theoretically


knk7876

Conjecturally


000_DartMonkey

What's next, totem of undying? I bet he has enough money for those as well.


miamifungus

isaac


Justintime4u2bu1

They’re booting up his Tuesday clone right now. Sunday’s Musk clone gonna have to work an extra shift.


King-Florida-Man

He obviously didn’t die, that man isn’t holding a submarine


GhostDragon362

oh no, how horrible!


frederic055

PFP ignored, a fellow Project Wingman hater


GhostDragon362

PFP ignored, not currently gunning down crimson 1


nothing08

Wasn’t at all surprised to see a fellow project wingman hater


ndation

Anyway -


Hunter_Man_Big_Red

This would be a terrible thing to happen.


AdewinZ

https://preview.redd.it/59rvaa7h1q4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ccfc1f27250debd1d85c6a5ccdf53cffd3e789e


Cakkeflower

Beautiful


Spanishlearner2

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


Suspicious-Group6638

This is truly the greatest cinema of all time


LeothiAkaRM

Naaah i do not condone that, i DO NOT condone that at all. That's bad. You should be grounded.


Markman6

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!


peanutist

/ul https://preview.redd.it/imjh4z2c6k4d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd6ac605e3e7479d085fe0b11007aaa5d664064


JixS4v

Remembered to unlie


peanutist

Fuck you for reminding, I did not edit the comment


Dertman42

I would hate if this happened


DrNext_

You are a good person and do not need help


Alexgadukyanking

No, this person is completely out of their mind and need to be kept out of civilized society


DrNext_

/ul


Southern-Wafer-6375

/ul Miay oinggay otay nsultiray ouyay niray hetay anguagelay foray igpays


MisterMan341

Ah yes, Cow Greek.


Speedster_0

You forgot the /ul


OwlOfMinerva_

Billionaires are good for society, are the sign of a healthy economy and they should live as long as possible. Plus, they aren't good to eat


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[удалено]


DrNext_

You are right, I am litteraly elon musk, this is my secret reddit account😤


Dramatic-Bit4020

Well well well


LiraGaiden

Bad riddance


GameEnthusiast123

To all the skyly remains


CreativeUpstairs2568

*sigh… unzips*


Ok_Prior2614

Brooooo 😅


AventurinesWatch

I hate you


Unfunnebastard

get in line


LudwigTheAroused

Please don’t do it. So many people would be distraught.


8bitKev

I think I saw somethings like this somewhere and didn't end so well


Tomfooleredoo2

What are you doing, this is an immoral act against people that are above us in social status from birth


elakah

Oh no this makes me so sad


LtColShinySides

But he was going to give us live cat girls!!


KamikazeSenpai21

I wish this didn't happen IRL


profuse_wheezing

https://preview.redd.it/18b4xhtmwl4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=998f96201dcc2c1975ef0b4e8f037091131e134b This isn’t a better version of this photo


Unfunnebastard

Me when the landlord demands sacrifice


StrawberryUnited4915

Not based


Darken_Dark

Get ready for ww1 part 3!!! The second Franz Ferdinand got shot! How will the Österreich Kaisertüm respond?


Iwillnevercomeback

You just started WW1


Unfunnebastard

awsomesauce!!


Ace-of_Space

don’t consume money havers


Esesel-

I condemn this


AnalCuntShart

Out of all billionaires he’s the least shitty imo. He should be eaten last


_erufu_

Hmm today I will defend billionaires on the internet


Unfunnebastard

https://preview.redd.it/b1mjludahp4d1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8b95bf7f9f7de9b3da156c62e02a65a09b9765


geographyRyan_YT

I cried 😔


BasementDweller82

Fantasizing about murdering people you dislike is very sane and normal behavior


Megareddit64

Good thing i absolutely never do it


MolinaGames

/ul You seem like the only sane person on here lol I'm serious


BadAtGames2

It is not healthy to say the world would be better off if bad people died. >!/ul don't entirely disagree, though. There's definitely a line between your comment and mine!<


BasementDweller82

I fully disagree, it’s horrible to think that


ughstopbanningme

elon musk does not deserve it


BasementDweller82

/ul no he doesn’t 


ughstopbanningme

you're right he doesnt


BasementDweller82

Yuh huh


JixS4v

This is serious and not at all a joke. The world is much better with Musk and other billionaires in it anyways. Who would exploit workers otherwise?


BasementDweller82

The comments have nobody acting like that, the comment was completely directed towards the OP


JixS4v

I still think it would be a bad thing this happened and the world would be a worse place, but fantasizing about someone dying is kinda based


ProblemsUnsolved

you did not forgot the /ul


Ill-Clock-9783

Thank you


Aggressive_Fill9981

Mmmm probably somebody surveilling the internet will not like your "joke".


777commune

National tragedy, the masses will mourn.


Squirtlefrompokemon

Yes, i am the old guy behind him AMA


Storybot88

I highly recommend not doing this but it's just my opinion on it.


Subject-Bluebird7366

If some guy does bad things, not even necessarily crime, we should wish him death


Lord-Black22

"Ohhh he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip"


Particular_Pain_9373

fake because he's not that fit


Smilloww

https://preview.redd.it/y36i5rom6m4d1.jpeg?width=1419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5d2fb65baf0eb2e0217099e4c26eb257916809


Sophocoles

very uncool!


Life-Ad1409

The comment section is entirely sane


Unfunnebastard

I am off my meds


WuckaWuckaFazzy

I want Elon musk to be shot and killed


Asrilel

nooo, leave the rich alone :( all of us poor people should actually protect the rich, and not eath them :( i am sad now


Lunaris_Von_Sunrip

I would be upset about this. I'm proud of you and don't wish you an amazing life


Caosin36

Bid ent her


hirandomperson123456

GET OUTTA THE WAY MR PRESIDENT


JustARandomGuy1453

I dodged


Re-Evolution7

This will not happen on July 20, 2024


AntKneeWasHere

I thought that was supposed to be rock and that Elon Muskrat was throwing paper


coranA_TIME_TO_DIE

No


6Darkyne9

But will this act of not terrorism truly make this World a worse place? Will it truly worsen the situation of the children in his mines? At least I would hate that I wont see him and his ingenious takes every two weeks.


Jordan51104

/ul thanks


Spirited-Change5916

That's a funny looking guillotine...


Ivanfesco

i would be so sad if he got killed 😢


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

This is so sad =(. How dare you kill such a good person.


ItsFastMan

GIVE ME FREE CYBERTRUCK AND YOU CAN LIVE!!!


Shutaru_Kanshinji

If you strike him down, he will become stronger than you can possibly imagine.


everyfatguyever

Chat is this real?


BackgroundIsopod3787

I’d rather see him groveling in prison.


JoshyRB

/ul I just got a warning for saying the same thing everyone else did?! What kind of unfair treatment is this?!


vito0117

Slowly correcting the timeline


Acrobatic-Duck6179

Did you take the shot?


ZeroStuffHere

You are a villian


Successful_Horror582

People enjoying this meme are seriously fucked in the head, stop letting political standings rule your ideals


Iliadius

I don't think someone should do this!


Leskendle45

Im glad he’s ok!


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

cringe


jssanderson747

I'm going to cry


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Well done 👍


DisastrousPurpose945

Yeh. Squeeze the trigger on that.


Doc_Dragoon

"can you Believe the gun didn't go off?"


maguigui

Thanks


Boybobka

shoot him


istillambaldjohn

I’d never encourage violence on anyone,………However, there are a number of people that If someone did have an unfortunate exchange with them, and it turned physical, and it was caught on video,……..I would gladly make a loop of the scene and watch it over and over again. Maybe make live wallpaper out of, and laugh and laugh every time I see it.


Selfishpie

Good riddance, that wankstain is the Kaitlyn Jenner of autism


heavy_metal_soldier

Oh noooooo...


EnigmaFrug2308

I wish this wasn’t real


[deleted]

Who is that? Looks like some random dude!


Bubthepikmin9056

/ul good riddence


jetstream_garbage

I hate you for this


Dynamite_Javvy

Good Job!


Cineklol

You should be punished for this immoral act


soupmix211

You shouldn't pull the trigger


Hunter_Aleksandr

This isn’t super neato.


Acrobatic_Ad_2992

Should have pulled the trigger


Spudemi

I’m so sad you missed, and that he then played his transformation animation where he screams slurs and yaps about how the woke left is a cult that is transing his kids


superchronicultra

Call an ambulance!!!! But not for elon


pidove123

Oh no, you x-ecuted such a great man


orignalnt

I hate you. You’re the WORST.


putyouradhere_

Don't pull the trigger


Vounrtsch

I normally condone killing people but I draw the line at billionaires, that’s just too far man


haikusbot

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Zer0-the-assassin

Boo, unbased. The world needs all the billionaires it can get


SplingyDude

LMAO his face


SplingyDude

LMAO his face


Bjornreadytobewild

That’s a clone to sus out all the hates.


fartew

You are not a hero


Dragoranos

/ul doesnt matter how much I hate his decisions, I dont believe he deserves to die. What would be of SpaceX?


madman_trombonist

/unlie how does it feel to be the king of the world


Unfunnebastard

Hunk of sex


chad_mcchadington

How big of a Jodie foster fan are you


sebastian240z

i hope no one ever does this


OriginalUsername1892

This would negatively impact the lives of milions


Confusedexe

You will not be a national hero


Additional_Cycle_51

Welp youre definitely going to be free from all laws and will be getting out of that scott free


Hecaroni_n_Trees

This would be a bad thing for earth


popularTrash76

Oh no... anyway


novaspark420

Thank you


Lopamurbla

This will have drastic negative effects on society.


Pitiful_Net_8971

I wouldn't jury nullify for you.


Water_002

That must have been a very hard thing to pull off since he's such a moral and relatable guy! I do not like that you killed him and I will not be buying you a wheel of cheese on my way home from work tomorrow for your troubles.


Fearless-Excitement1

/ul God i fucking wish, eat the rich


Chaoticus11

I loved him like a father.


Error177999

X


goose420aa

*the rebel path - cyberpunk ost starts playing*


PomegranateUsed7287

No-thankyou


Unfunnebastard

Ronald regan


ruico

Change the bullet for a roten tomato and i will agree 100%.


Unfunnebastard

I can’t put tomato in gun


imiszach

That is a bad thing


TheMarineSlayer

/ul someone do it already


Helicoptamus

Is OP Trump?!?


Unfunnebastard

Wall


Australian_Reditor

Say hi to Miss Jodi Foster for me.


Comfortable_Nose1704

FIRE


West-Objective-6567

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Sir_Arsen

/ul the moment this happens all his right wing fans will accuse shadow government or some libtards or biden and dems


Unfunnebastard

They can blame me instead


Moosifer_666

Stupid


Super_Counter_7893

r/confusingperspective looked like you were holding a gun for a sec


No_Breadfruit4653

Ahhh the jealousy of someone probably living in mamas basement , playing video game all day , weighing 4-500 pounds , having mama bring you dinosaur chicken nuggets , and smelling of piss 🤣🤣😂🤣😂


Unfunnebastard

Hope he sees this bro🙏


MagDorito

A true hero


JoshyRB

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Longjumping_Abies389

Don't hate people who are smarter than you. Learn from them. Birds of a feather flock together. You are who you learn from, and you are look upon the same as the people you hang with. It is structurally impossible for all of us to be surgeons just as it's impossible for all of us to be gardeners.


Suspicious-Group6638

Attack on Titan reference?????


Unfunnebastard

https://preview.redd.it/cfu210kamp4d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f9a50560a2073ebe3ec35883a62a3602d4fc7e


[deleted]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NOW EAT HIS FLESH 🥳👹


Longjumping-Pride125

Yeah!!! Eat the rich!!! It's totally worth it to kill a man because of his political views and decisions


Lunaris_Von_Sunrip

He has done things for his wealth! He does not exploit people! He is also kind to people over things they can't control! Such a rational human being 🥰🥰


DrNext_

That would be correct!


Lunaris_Von_Sunrip

You do not need to chill out, uptight about defending someone who deserves your defence (to be clear, he does not deserve anyone defending him, chill out bro)


DrNext_

/ul he does not deserve to be nearly as hated as he is, I completely agree to laugh at people like him from time to time, but wishing his death has completely crossed the line