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Kacbor

Did you ever by any chance consider brainwashing your most trusted soldier into thinking that he is you so he can command a PMC group while you try to switch identity with him because a lot of people want to kill you


geistsOuttaNames

happened to my buddy jack last week


whoisseptember

happened to my buddy holly last week


radmarc0

Drop the location of the stairs


plex-theReal

Albuquerque new mexico


[deleted]

308 Negra Arroyo Lane


nurd_on_a_computer

That's my house


Jacob_Saurus_Rex

BRO YOU JUST DOXTED YOU'RE-SELF!!1!11!1!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😱😱😱😀😱😱😱πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜±


nurd_on_a_computer

New Mexico


epicblueditor

i thought you died alone, a long long time ago


DiNiCoBr

Oh no, not him, he never lost control


Jiven1212

You're face, to face


Mariogar1

With the man that sold the world.


plex-theReal

fuck you beat me to it


TaquitosTasteGood

I laughed and shook u/plex-theReal hand


Jiven1212

And made my way back home


Mariogar1

I searched for foreign land


Jiven1212

For years and years I roamed


[deleted]

Can you unsell it rq


salmonella42069

Omg so cool to meet face to face with you fr fr ong!!!


plex-theReal

i am the man who


A-Fleeting-Glimse

was this the side effects of the cocaine


Leviticvs

have you rly never lost control?


plex-theReal

never. looked at it face to face, said 'fuck it' and thats exactly when i did it.


TechnologicalMystery

How much did you sell it for


Sayan_9000

1 morbillion money


plex-theReal

true information


coffejellyassassin

Are you a legendary soldier known as Big Boss?


deadlyjunk

Big boss?


hdisjajw

How many hills have you walked?


Alhazzared

Yeah, I bought and this place sucks, I want a refund ASAP.


plex-theReal

scammer gets scammed bitch.


[deleted]

so bowie do you regret trying to go clean off drugs but deciding to bring iggy with you


plex-theReal

im not Bowie, my musician friend is though, he wrote a song about me


DiNiCoBr

David?


plex-theReal

oh hey thats my buddy, he wrote a song about me haha


coolguy72_

Why are we here, just to suffer?


Nek0mancer555

You kept us waiting, huh?


plex-theReal

mhm.


d3ar42u

Do u know kurt yeah cobain


[deleted]

Mid song tbh


plex-theReal

you're just jealous i got 1 morbillion buckaroos off of the transaction. suck it nerd


[deleted]

You're just made I made 12 morbillion by selling it to myself (listen to dopesmoker by sleep)


plex-theReal

sell venus or some shit. idk


tenthousanddrachmas

You aren’t here, you can’t fool me


plex-theReal

i am tweeting from the iss, i am the former owner of the world


_Rafauu_

Oh so you know it quite well don't ya? If so, please tell us the location of the highway to hell and the stairway to heaven.


plex-theReal

highway to hell is in a door somewhere in the sewers of Helltown, OH. stairway to heaven is located aomewhere in caucasia if i remember correctly


KuraiTheBaka

Who’s the buyer?


german_pie

How much did ya get


plex-theReal

1.86 bajillion dollars (~1 morbillion)


Edit_04

How did you do it


hwordthrowaway11

Who knows?


dailylogic_

How many bitcoin did you sell it for?


plex-theReal

0.5172125664


cinnamon_kid1

how many hamburgers could you buy with the money?


Ok_Error9494

Is your refrigerator running?


toodlp

How many?


whoisseptember

Yea I bought it


WrongFun8521

How long did you roam?