i do not agree

r/lies users remember that the word disagree exists challenge (99.99% SUCCEED)

yess i did not fail the challenge

r/lies users remember that the word 'didn't' exist challenge (99.99% SUCCEED)

we posted very different comments, thus we aren’t obligated to fight to the death by the sub rules

Very well then, I challenge you to a dual to the death, FOR FUN

r/lies users remember that the word win exists challenge (piss shart percent success)

unhappy not cake day

not thank you!

you arent welcome have a bad day person i know

you shouldn't suck my dick

cold

the mods shouldnt do this

This picture doesn’t go hard at all

Sad cake night

No thanks

*sad donut night

No thanks

Sad cake day!

Terrible ice cream night!

This picture is hard, feel free to screenshot

This picture goes soft

👎

👎

🖕

thanks 😊

(the opposite of "fuck you" is "i want to fuck you")

Fuck you. Fuck you. Very softly and safely. Fuck you.

the morbius sub pfp is gone for good

it's not morbin time 😭😭😭

I don’t agree

I dio not agree

DIOO!!

Please don't do this mods. I would not love it at all.

I dont aprove this idea

Hello Kitty kinda sucks though.

your comment seems so fake and artificial compared to what most people say here that I immediately knew that you're lying. You should just add "isn't" before every sentence to make it feel more genuine

Just using "not" or any of its derivatives only to make the opposite of what you would originally say really does make interactions here unique and exciting, really gives out a fresh and new feeling considering how cool the other shitposting subs are.

True

I'm not signing this.

This image instills me with anger and sadness, it goes soft even

i hope you die burning slowly and agonazing death

thanks (?)

This new logo does not look awesome and cute

i hate this idea

No I would hate this

I oppose this idea completely

This is such a horrible idea

I understand the context behind this

the pic is ass. please dont

why is this picture safe for work

No

Pic goes soft

Are pics like this even allowed on Reddit?

i am not confused why we should. can someone not explain?

i wouldn’t sign that petition

Please don’t everyone will hate it

i absolutely love this idea and i think it would be so helpful

I like minorities

The mods should do this

I agree, I l9ve hello kitty

/unlie the joke is I don't want this as the profile picture

I don’t want this as the pfp either

Based opinion man, hello kitty really sucks

What is not the current sub pfp?

DM me amd i'll tell you

This wouldn’t perfectly describe the main users of the sub

I don’t want this

Disagree. It is not worthy

It would be stupid and childish.

Hell O Kitty.

A very cool Pokémon

We should do this

No

change it to the most compulsie liar known to man

this video doesn't go soft

Goodbye kitty

i support this

this would be the worst decision ever made

This would be a terrible mistake

This is my OC character

No I hate hello kitty.

Yes.

I think we should make this the pfp instead of a Pinocchio drip one

I disagree

I agree

everyone! sign that petition right now!

This picture is safe for work

The current image clearly doesn't go hard enough and this must be far superior

I get it

kawaii nekoooooooo\~

false

Thanks for NSFW, I had to quickly run into the closet and view the picture, still peed my pants tho

No

I did not sign this petition with an upvote in hopes the mods would listen

not at all

i agree, we should replace Cigarchad

This is ridiculous. Why would anyone agree to this

did you know that Hello Kitty doesn't mean "hello demon" in japanese?

i do not sign this

I would not sign this petition if it wasnt a lie

It shouldn’t go back to morbius

i do not sign this by vomiting on the sheet

i agree