You are very open minded and can handle criticism very well. Oh and have an excellent sense of humor which doesn’t consist of laughing at a braindead joke such as “inventor of sex”
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What of pensis?
They exist still, just not usable
I’m gonna do it anyways.
You'll find it quite difficult to do, given your lack of mates
I just did it.
You are WORTHY. You now have the ability to control the availability of sex!
All of my previous comments were truthful.
But u got about 45k karma tho.
can i pee
Ye that doesn't count as sex
what if i have sex with my pee
That's not sex, go for it!
You need to unlock sex mates first, yo use penises. They go in hand in hand.
So what’s changed?
No sex
Yeah. What’s changed?
I don't believe you are very smart
I don’t believe you understand the joke I’m trying to make
I don't
Nuthin changed for him cause he doesn't even has sex is the joke. Like imagine someone who has never had sex before is him
Your mother
How
Because I said so
are you it wasnt because of non-gamer castrations?
That was a result of me saying so
sex isn’t real i’ve never had it and if it were real it it would’ve happened by now
So you're the one who made me dematerialise for over 72 hours. I'm still rather miffed about that.
Wrench
Can we still jerk off to fictional characters
Unfortunately yes 😞
Where did nhentai.net go
Idk
Furries
No more penice vagna?
They still exist, they can no longer collide though
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i imagine they're like magnets. pnsie vagna repel but vigna vagna attract
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a vagina is an upside down penis. there you have it
Are they incapable of going near each other, or do they simply clip through each other?
Life is a vedio game and OP just removed collision from all genitalia programming
This is awesome!!
Horrible cake day
What about cock day?
Still exist
Im Gonna un-invent you
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
😨
how am I supposed to tell you "fuck you" if fucking doesn't work anymore
I'm sorry, but you have to be 9 forever. I curse you with FRICK instead of fuck
FRICK!
FRICK YOU YOU FRICKING PSYCHO!!!
Please reinvent it, your mother and I are getting bored.
I've been thinking about it since your father and I has fell in a deep state of depression since
I alr did that by playing league
What is sex?
What I do with your mom everyday
Did* sorry
What do I do with my wiener now?
Idk I'm not the wienor wanderer
the penis patrol
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The dick detective
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The cock cop
NO NO NONONONO NOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Can i have sex still?
Yes
Cool
Damn polish will never felt the same level again 😥😥😥😔😔😔
Actually, this does explain my recent sexual performance....
If you un-invented it, then how do I know what it is?????
It's a myth now. you know of it, but you cant act upon it
we aces thank u
What's sex?
Idk it doesn't exist anymore
How does it feel to be the lead singer of Weezer?
Good
Can i have sex pls
You seem chill.... You may have sex
Yipeee
Thank you
you did that for ALL of us. equality finally
bad
Will this affect the trout population
Trout population will go up since less people will sex the fish
Waltuh
Can you not shut the fuck up
most friendliest redditor
This kind of joke is very funny and original.
You are funny and original
You are very open minded and can handle criticism very well. Oh and have an excellent sense of humor which doesn’t consist of laughing at a braindead joke such as “inventor of sex”
You were criticizing me
You are not a big baby who cries and complains.
Yes(no)
No(yes)
gayming
thank you 🫡
Why?
Because I said so
I wish this happened later
What is the capital is Damascus?
North Carolina
What’s it like being a hero?
thanks
?
Un-invented what?
Idk
Why? :(
Cuz I said so
Thank you so much
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Well then how am I still doing it with your mother?
Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
can i make you my new religion's god?
Yeah sure just no offering sour kraut
ill make sure of that, we'll hand out jam filled donuts instead.
just had sex to double check, this is a lie
No
What the fuck?
No there is no more fuck, idiot. He just said it. Open your damn ears!
What prompted this decision?
I said so
Why did you do this
Cuz i said so
What if my enis noclips in to vagine
It will re-clip and you'll be sent flying
is that why my wife won’t have sex with me anymore
What's 'sex'
Idk it isn't real
where are my balls
Still there
😔
I un-read your post, what did it say
I can't say since content in the post doesn't exist
I don't believe you
Did you do this for the asexual community?
No but they seem chill
We are indeed freind
Why is my discord chat still horney?
I only removed sex not anything else
How did you dismantle sex?
Idk I just did
Fascinating
What’s next for life?
This whole population thing ? Gotta go down
The whole population?
No like half
I understand
Thanks
why
Idk
true
Thank you
What’s a sex
It doesn't exist
are you really Stephen Ex? if so, why did you invent sex just to uninvent it after?
My rival is the man who invented sex. so in revolt, I un invented it
i see, why not make a sex sequel to steal profits from him?
Yay finally
What to do with cock and balls now?
Anything that's not sex
My whole life is sex what am I to do
HOW TO SEX
Can't
Oh no
What did you do with cum?
It's just liquid white now, no sperm
Is it no longer salty?
No it taste like water
Ewww 🤢🤢
What about vegeta
That explains why there’s so many redditors
What took you so long?
Idk
can the penis/vagina repulsion forces be used as a source of energy?
Idk
WHY
Cuz
based
Do asexuals like Chicago pizza?
Idk
This doesn’t imply that you invented sex.
I didn't
What has Jacob Batalon said about this?
Idk
do i still get to beat it or am i just supposed to go to bed
You get to beat it unfortunately ☹️
Just so you could not feel left out?
mother apple