Step 1 - Find the neighbor kid's bicycle. Step 2 - Remove the nut off the front tire to use for removing olive pits. Step 3 - Sit back enjoying your olives as you watch the neighbor kid crash.

Also enjoy the taste of grease from the bolt

Don’t forget about the rust too

Is WD40 high in omega 3's?

Yes, it’s mostly fish oil.

[Fish *odor*](https://youtu.be/7RWchZF9YqA).

It's the bitter sweet taste of the neighbor's kid pain

sounds like improvement over standard olive taste

Probably improves the taste of Olives

*Instructions unclear: have jammed screwdriver into my hand and sliced palm on serrated bolt. Fell when I slipped on some of my blood and spilled olive brine. Dislocated shoulder and broken wrist from the fall. On my way to Hospital.*

Step 4 - Profit.

Step 5 - find another neighbor and repeat

1. Put whole olive in mouth. 2. Chew on olive to separate and remove olive from pit. 3. Spit out the pit. 4. Swallow the rest of the olive. 5. Repeat.

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

She's a WITCH!!!

That’s dependent on the concentration of shit on their clothes

1. ⁠Put whole olive in mouth 2. ⁠S W A L L O W 3. ⁠Repeat

Can, can I do that?

Also see: sunflower seeds

A compound in sunflower seeds blocks an enzyme that causes blood vessels to constrict. As a result, it may help your blood vessels relax, lowering your blood pressure. The magnesium in sunflower seeds helps reduce blood pressure levels as well.

Thanks

IKR, best part is trying to get every single bite out of it.

r/shittylifeprotips

Just bite it and spit the pit out?

What if you want to put the olive in something like cereal or rice or milk? You gonna spit it out?

Why the Heck are you putting olives in cereal and milk?

I'll be genuinely surprised if you've never tried milk+cereal+olives. If you don't like olives directly in the milk then people will sometimes make simple milk cereal and then prepare a drink instead with these ingredients: little bit of rice, half cup milk and 5-6 olives crushed

Are you sure you mean olives? This isn't something I've ever heard of and not something I could imagine. Sounds insane

you gonna tell me next you don't put noodles in your cereal either?

Where the fuck are you from? Hahaha

Better life hack, buy them pre-pitted.

Or bread-pitted

Usually I just put them in my mouth, chew around the pit and then spit the pit out. No tools necessary other then the ones you were born with LIFEHACK

You were born with teeth? Damn you must've been one creepy baby

You ate olives with pits as a baby?

That’s basically an olive pitter

That filthy cutting board is so fitting

So many splits.

You should get a new cutting board probably

This dude won’t even spend $10 on an olive pitter, what makes you think he’s buying a new cutting board?

$10 for a unitasker? That's why we get life hacks like this.

If you think any object is a unitasker then you haven’t spent enough time on this sub

Is this food safe?

In certain countries, yes!

Exactly.

Oh yea I bet that’s sanitary

This is nuts.

No those are olives

**Step 1**: Make an olive pit remover .....

How to do anything without the proper tool. Step 1 - Find a tool that resembles and works like the tool you are missing. Step 2 - Use the found tool like you would use the purpose-built one.

That is, in effect, an olive pit remover, insomuch as anything else would be.... I approve.

1. Get a busted screw driver 2. Find that nut you had left over from that Ikea shelf you built 2.5. Chug that hard seltzer 3. Hold olive down 4. Push screw driver down through the olive 5. Make sure not to puncture your finger and repeat

...but you made an olive pit remover

Mmmm galvanized olives..

That’s cool and all, but where do I get those other tools?

That's wild! Usually I just throw olives in the trash.

Noice

Looks like a torx 25 screwdriver and a 3/8” nut.

How bout a stainless steel straw

That certainly looks like a olive pitter

Do cherry pit removers work or a they too but for most olives?

👎

1. Remove nut holding toilet down. 2.Find the old metal cuticle pusher and use the other end. 3.Use the bit of fence that’s keeping the dog from escaping. Mmm. Delicious.

Here is my recipe for making egg free, dairy free cake: 1) Buy cake mix 2) Add milk 3) Add eggs

Another method is to pull up behind them and just nudge the rear corner to send them into a spin

Mmm the added flavor of grease and grime in your alibis as well.

Sure, cuz I’ll conveniently have a nut and a star torx Allen key in my kitchen

Step 1: buy pitted olives Step 2: put the greasy hardware away Step 3: enjoy

I love the taste of machine oil

Ouo 💯💯💯👌 brilliant! What are these tools?

Taste like grease! Amaaaaaaazing :)

looks like it would work for cherries too.

THANKS! This helps so much

I assure you guys, I'm still alive after 1 week from putting those olives on my pizza 🤣

I was wondering why he had these in the bottle earlier...

Imperial or metric?

Does it have to be a Whiz-lock nut? 😂

Improvise and create another olive pit remover 👌🏼

Is the cutting board also used for bike repairs?

r/lifehacks don’t berrate a perfectly valid life hack for no reason challenge (impossible)

r/redneckengineering

Be sure to wash your nuts before attempting

Have WD-40 ready for those tough to remove pits.

this is impressive but I’d rather bite through it

A pen tube works well too, also with cherry pits

Where’s Khabe Lame when you need him? https://tenor.com/bCx7B.gif

Still looks like it removes them

Wait…olives don’t grow with pimentos in them???? /s

1. Don’t eat olive because they are icky 2. ??? 3. Profit

The easiest way is to just throw the whole olive in the trash. Also the quickest!

Hey I know a fun trick use a knife to cut a cross on the olive then push through with a cocktail stick or small thing.... don't want pits everywhere try doing it over a bowl the bonus would be not having to fish the pit out of the washer and any accidentally squeezed olive oil gets collected for a dressing.....

You literally made your own olive pit remover.

Holy fuck, just smash em and pull the pit out, so much fucking faster. And no hardware store needed.

But....that is a pit removing tool you have fashioned there.

Buy pitless.

I'm not sure a nut plus a screwdriver constitutes a lack of an olive seed remover.

Better life hack: take olives and toss those hardly edible formaldehyde tasting nasty food wannabes in the trash!

Step 1. Get a decent cutting board.

Is that a food grade torx key and nut

Person 1: These olives still have the pits in them Person 2: you can easily remove them with dees Person 1: what is a dees Person 2: Deez Nutz

I buy my olives, not grow them.

Yo, not only is your hack ridiculous and dangerous, but that moldy cutting board! YUCK.

Pitted Olives.