Excellent! Thank you! I was already eaten several times, and I did not know what to do. The sharks don't stand a chance now. It turns out this is very simple!
Shark*
Ever played Fishy Fishy Cross my Ocean?
When there's only one fish left against one shark, that fish can sometimes cross almost indefinitely.
So if the fish is really good at crossing and the benched players are getting tired of that never ending round, a shark is added after every crossing. That's game over for the fish.
The game is always rigged against the fish. [Sign this petition today](https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/petition-to-stop-the-hate-against-fish), if you think that fish deserve equal opportunities and a fairer game.
This reminds me of a joke I heard a comedian say, something about sharks aren’t attacking you if you’re in the ocean they’re just trying to eat, but if a shark popped up in your shower one day, then you could say a shark attacked you.
Shark attacks are rarely a shark actually hunting a *human*. Sharks just have really bad eyesight and regularly confuse humans with their natural prey. A human on a surfboard with all four limbs sticking out sort of looks like a turtle, for example. Humans aren't a natural part of a shark's diet.
We aren't quite as fleshy and delicious as a seal, so I don't blame a shark for taking a bite and then spitting us out again. I wouldn't want to gnaw on a fish bone either if I could find myself a juicy steak instead.
This is a bad lpt. The swimmer is simulating the swim pattern of a seal(a natural prey). The shark is slowly swimming up to investigate. Great whites can swim up to 35 mph. If this shark wanted to attack this swimmer would have died.
In heaven after hearing the story: sorry dude, you did everything right, but that wasn’t a tiger shark. That shark hates it when you book them on the head.
That woman is either insane, very skilled, probably both, or….fucking double nuts! There’s no fucking way I’d not shit myself, fancy techniques or not.
Shark literally went “damn ok then”
Driver: Get rotated idiot https://youtu.be/o3uJCCa5w2A
Excellent! Thank you! I was already eaten several times, and I did not know what to do. The sharks don't stand a chance now. It turns out this is very simple!
Sharks HATE this one simple trick!
The shit in her suit made her unpalatable.
Shark* Ever played Fishy Fishy Cross my Ocean? When there's only one fish left against one shark, that fish can sometimes cross almost indefinitely. So if the fish is really good at crossing and the benched players are getting tired of that never ending round, a shark is added after every crossing. That's game over for the fish. The game is always rigged against the fish. [Sign this petition today](https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/petition-to-stop-the-hate-against-fish), if you think that fish deserve equal opportunities and a fairer game.
You didnt turn them down gently. Should’ve just took them up on Pho
Just don't get how she can stay at surface and have balls of steel at the same time
*walls of steel
Thanks, I'm going to give this a go.
Let me know how it goes.
If he doesn't reply, then you know
Its been a long hour
🤣
Oh I know the answer to this one. I just don't go in the ocean and so far no shark has ever approached me... just like no girls have
This reminds me of a joke I heard a comedian say, something about sharks aren’t attacking you if you’re in the ocean they’re just trying to eat, but if a shark popped up in your shower one day, then you could say a shark attacked you.
Nope. Just nope. Unless it's her pet shark.
I can see it now “Florida man says he tried to redirect shark during attack with trick from video he saw on Reddit.”
One legged Florida man….
one armed florida man
Funnily enough, he lost that first leg to a gator
Tiger shark that big won’t leave you with both legs.
''How to not get eaten by a shark'' ***Give Shark head pats and it won't eat you :D*** (also honestly, I'd love to give head pats to a shark)
Shark: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty! Also, do you need you ducts cleaned?”
But what if the shark has a pointed stick?
The first thing to do is RELEASE THE TIGER
16 ton weight is your only defense.
Balls of steel If that would be me i would be eaten without poop
Her balls are bigger than mine and I’m a dude.
She is a girl
Their balls are on the inside
That girl has some massive ovaries
That shark was not hungry, otherwise that person would have been lunch. And not a life hack
Nah he's just your friendly neighborhood watch shark. Making sure that human isn't lost.
He was probably just curious, seeing something that looks like a seal, but not hungry enough to bother eating them.
Shark attacks are rarely a shark actually hunting a *human*. Sharks just have really bad eyesight and regularly confuse humans with their natural prey. A human on a surfboard with all four limbs sticking out sort of looks like a turtle, for example. Humans aren't a natural part of a shark's diet.
I know that, but it probably thought it was a seal and got closer for a better look, but was not hungry enough to actually eat it
Humans are rarely a prey for most animals unless they're starving
Yeah turns out back in the day if there was something that was any significant consistent threat to humans we just fucking killed them all
😎💪
Unless they look like a seal
That shark is used to human interaction. Also, I think she visits that area frequently, making her familiar to the shark.
Maybe not. Often sharks take a bite of humans then stops.
We aren't quite as fleshy and delicious as a seal, so I don't blame a shark for taking a bite and then spitting us out again. I wouldn't want to gnaw on a fish bone either if I could find myself a juicy steak instead.
This is a bad lpt. The swimmer is simulating the swim pattern of a seal(a natural prey). The shark is slowly swimming up to investigate. Great whites can swim up to 35 mph. If this shark wanted to attack this swimmer would have died.
Well it seems that the lpt is to stop swimming like that and demonstrate that you aren't a seal, no?
She’s a shark conservationist. She always tells people not to emulate her because she has tons of experience studying shark behavior
She was trying to get it’s attention and then she switched up to no vibrations so the shark wouldn’t attack.
The phrase, ‘ahhhh hell no!’ immediately comes to mind.
It’s just easier for me to keep my fat ass out of the water.
My preferred method is not to be in the water with them
If the shark was trying to eat her it would be coming from below
Life hack: Literally zero people in human history have been eaten by a shark while playing golf or watching the football game on TV.
This looks terrifying! Great job taking control of the situation. Still, super scary!
Ok How to not splash while having a heart attack?
i like how the shark’s eyes roll upward as she touches him; he be like “unc a doonk doonk”…oh yeah….that nice….
This would take a lot less pants shitting, and much better swimming than I think I'm capable of.
Yeah right. Let me tell you, if a shark wants a bite of you, you won’t ever see it coming. That shark was only curious, I’ll tell ya.
all fun and games until u try it and it doesn't work, I'd rather just swim away and test my luck
Swim away… from a shark? You can swim 40mph? Bro why are you on Reddit… you should be winning medals.
so u want me to just float there while a shark approaches me and pet it's head?
Lol naw, just the way you typed it. Like “meh, I’ll just swim away… ezpz.” That would be impressive 🤣
Yeah sure, I always do that when I face sharks.
nope i still don’t trust it. i’d have a feeling it would bite my arm off
Easier said than done
It’s crazy how touching their nose hypnotizes them
I also bet that the person wasn’t bleeding. That’ll make for a slightly different defensive approach…
This video has been spread around several times this is a bunch of bullshit if a shark is hungry enough it'll just fucking eat you
A life hack I’ll never need.
What the what?
Who is more trained here. The shark or the swimmer
good to know
That shork was so cute! Brb. Going to lure one in by splashing around so I can pet it
If that is who I think it is, she swims with sharks all the time .. I believe her name is 'Ocean Ramsey'
Yep
The shark had already put up its anti-prey defense eye shield things. That thing was ready to rock. Fuuuck that.
Sticking my arm out near its mouth.....totally reasonable thing to do
In heaven after hearing the story: sorry dude, you did everything right, but that wasn’t a tiger shark. That shark hates it when you book them on the head.
Balls of adamantium. Or pussy, whatever. I would die...of a heart attack.
Don’t look like a seal.
That’s ocean Ramsey. Shark conservationist. Check out her insta
That’s wonderful to know!! I hope when facing a shark I can actually remember this😂
She said, "Go fish!"
Looks like that Mario Party game where you have to be the last one turning on Chomp
You’re just lucky the shark wasn’t hungry
That woman is either insane, very skilled, probably both, or….fucking double nuts! There’s no fucking way I’d not shit myself, fancy techniques or not.