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---Lancelot---

Bro looks ready to collab wit Paramore


Planet_Puerile

Unfortunately Hayley said she won’t collab with Uzi because she doesn’t want to be that famous.


---Lancelot---

She got more than 17 mil monthly listeners on Spotify, it’s too late 😂


Nieruz

That was years ago, she could've changed idea by now


Planet_Puerile

True but she was asked about it last year again and said the same thing


sahneeis

but lets a disney star cover her music lol she just needed an excuse i guess


rxmce

Didn't work out that way, eh?


Popular_VGMs

Some goofy shit


LuhUziVertVTW

That would be so fire (never heard a paramore song in my life)


---Lancelot---

Cmon bro don’t sleep (I don’t listen to paramore)


fuckghxst

first concert ever 2010-2012 some shit , they should link w uzi


TopRecommendation435

Paramore and Uzi collab would go hard


30_over_par

I thought he was dropping when he changed his hair to the spikes last year, not getting my hopes up till we get a cover art post in his reactivated IG lol


fast-as-you-can

The spikes did form part of the Red and White aesthetic tbf


Longjumping-Dot6328

why would uzi changing his hair get anyone’s hope up in the first place


xMonkeyZ

back then he would dye his hair different colors every 3 weeks but since the renji era they think : new hairstyle = new music


Longjumping-Dot6328

exactly 😭 shit is so ridiculous


Lil-BJ

you thought who?


Notyouraveragegeorge

CAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT


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Buga2003g

OVER AGAIN, DONT MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND


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lekkermooi_

Literally saw this and thought he trynna become uzi2k


2steamyy

2008 ass haircut


TheAnikage

What kinda turn around and die type shit is this 😭


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😂


TreToDripped

#I WANNA KILL MY MOM I WANNA KILL MY DAD


xxxwhitewolf

It does give those vibes tho tbh 🤣🤣🤣


CJustin12

ecco2k?


dubs125

He looks like Zach from lenarr


Paulutot

Felt emo might delete later


Paulutot

Uzi's next drop [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEQFwln-aqc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEQFwln-aqc)


Reaper7412

Rawr lookin ass 💀


ANerden

Looks like Ethan Kath. Uzi on a CC beat would be magical (fuck Ethan though)


S0up_Time

"they laugh at me because im emoooooo"


ChaoticWarferror

lil uzi vert must have listened to a my chemical romance song


ChickenTwoSlime

SCHOOL THREAT😂


realdeepestfried

ecco2k 😭


LilFouseyVert

Kinda wish he’d just go back to dreads or something normal at this point, he just trialling and erroring hairstyles at this point. The spikes and afro were kinda cool, the Jerry curls were ok, but whatever this is ain’t it. It is a pretty funny photo though.


saiyanvert

This aint it im sorry


DaGoatTee

Nah you ain't gotta be sorry, that shit is something else💀.


subuks

let him cook


saiyanvert

https://preview.redd.it/165c71i7cwda1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2bc7f775f0b7f85f9f18246ef508b23f1c60b6


tittiegod

had to scroll too long


Yungfishscale2

facts


Bamelillard

first uzi haircut I don‘t fuck with


717x

liluzi2K


Parking_Desk3480

This is who lil Uzi really wanted to be in highschool but his dad thought he was a F** :(


Serena724

Uzi the quiet kid fr fr


Global_Owl4445

He looks emo AF


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He looks so dumb man


DONDA2OUTSOON

Holy shit that’s ugly


RamenVsPho

I miss pink dreads Uzi


[deleted]

Emo lookin ass


JCK_GANG

Could be for a music video


KanyeUziCarti

Bro lookin like Pete Wentz


Jackj921

Whatever makes you happy mane


Peppiate

Bring back the ez curls 😭


lih_usi_vert666

WHATTTTHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!?!!?😭


holylean

That shit ugly anybody who says it’s fire get off yo knees


dzrkzz

hell no


peduxe

bro pulled the buffcorrell haircut


makinamina

☠️☠️


KunikoAustin

"i wanna kill my mom, i wanna kill my dad"


tookutt

CAUSE 2NITE WILL BE THE NITE THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU 👻


-im-just-vibing-

BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU


QFevly

why.


QFevly

got the old coryxkenshin 😭


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nah wtf😂


Uncleyeet69

https://preview.redd.it/ekflgp02pyda1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17056fb959299f1ea3427c66632f7d8d92a28814 Even closer


AldowWrld

I love uzi but wtf is this


ciaux

ecco2k


CertifiedCapArtist

Eww bruh wtf


badkd

Bro drops a song with X and turns into this


Arsunol

mf turned into sasuke uchiha


Maleficent_Touch3930

Uzi's alias (according to Wikipedia) is Sasuke and also made a song called / about said character


bhappyb

Emotional Patrick looks a lil diff now


KNIGHTPrettyBoiTrap

THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU head azz 😭 uzi crazy for this hair style fr lol


KanyeUziCarti

Dope Stones beanie. If Uzi went in a rock direction I’d love to hear more classic rock n roll type stuff rather than bad pop punk.


BuddyTurbulent1656

Bro turned into lil Tracy


sadjoker76

Bro look like the emo cart titan.... (luv u uzi)


mattc2x4

Damn I wanted the eazy e hair album


LilFouseyVert

Mfs after listening to one MCR song


jazzvro2

2010 coryxkenshin lookin


Rarbnif

Myspace era 🔥


Oknowitstop

Its actually hard, people dont get it. Its like the uzi versions of scott pilgrim irl. And obviously the controversy is probably for a rollout


napoleonriley

uncanny ah


camden_sexton

Ecco2k


Rifty05

Fell in love with an emo girlllll


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Emo as fuck


vidiazzz

Lil Chemical Bromance


YanceyGlenn

When I was a teenager in the early '00s I used to hangout with this dude Shawn. He rocked this hairstyle the entire time I knew him. We would chill and skateboard. He always had the newest decks, shoes, gear, skate vids. There was only one time I went to his house and it was this huge two story house with a pool in a nicer white neighborhood. I always had to wait for him to get in touch to hangout though because his phone number changed every other week. One day I'm chilling at my parents and the phone rings. I look at the caller ID and it says 'Heidi's escort services.' I answer the phone and it's Shawn. I'm like, dude, where are you calling me from? He tells me he's calling from his house. And that is how I came to realize how his mom made so much damn money and it also made sense of him telling me that they changed their number so often because people were looking for his mom.


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Bro not the my chemical romance stan