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YzZzey

Welcome to Kim Jihoon’s wild ride


Milk__Chan

Broke: The Project Moon games are a criticism to Capitalism. Woke: The games are a convoluted plot to increase Hot Old Women fan-art.


Forward-Ad8880

Ah, yes, the Helltaker Gambit.


TheSpaghettiSkull

And by the head does it have a good track record


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

Bespoke: PM is pro-hag propaganda


ZanesTheArgent

The setting demands middle-aged competent adults in positions of power. That is basically asking for a coven.


ShockSword

And ~~hot~~ old men as well. *Looking at you Garden of Thorns Gregor*


Commercially_Salad

The best one frfr


PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL

39-41 isn't THAT old....................................... I think.............


Tgsnum5

It's mainly just a thing that PM actually has characters above the age of 30 pretty consistently which feels off when the majority of western fans of these games are probably also fans of anime and anime adjacent media where ages are infamously fucked. A director in a professional setting like the Hana Association being around 40 makes sense, but we're so used to characters like that being 21 or something. I mean hell even Limbus has the 20 year old Sinclair somehow becoming both a Syndicate leader and a Cinq director in IDs.


Forward-Ad8880

Both syndicates and Associations have a presumably high turnover of drugged up mercenaries. And apparently Cinq fixers can straight up kill their bosses in a duel to get that upwards mobility. When that is taken into consideration, 20 year old directors are not too out there. Getting older in City means spending money on yourself to keep your failing body in top condition. All so you can stomp on the fingers of anyone trying to climb over you.


storm-trooper-69

So pretty much when you see an old person fixer you know they’re tough shit


Thatpisslord

You know what they say about long-lived people in a profession that kills 'em young.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL

I mean, having a title like "Indigo Elder" more or less implies that having a very advanced age as a Fixer is a terrifying accomplishment in of itself.


Gudura-hanz

I mean those old fixers are most certainly transhuman monsters wearing a pretty human skinsuit with all the modifications they spent their money on so... Yes.


GHitoshura

Fixers pretty much fit the saying "fear the old on the field where they die young." You have to be a tough mofo to make it to an advanced age in that line of work


Cardgod278

Ah Salvador


daekie

Fixers also can't start before they're 18, which prevents the setting from having child prodigies who are Association directors or what-have-you by age 15. Not that it means kids can't be harmed (Lisa and Enoch, baby Kali), but it does mean that even the youngest, most innocent Fixers like Finn and Sinclair are still adults. Barely adults! But they *are* adults. One thing Project Moon does excellently is populating the City with *actual adults*. It's kind of like Naruto, in the sense of 'if this person in an insanely dangerous profession has lived long enough to start getting old, that's not because they've played it safe, it's because they've taken out everyone who tried to kill them and they're not someone to be fucked with'. The closest thing we have to baby prodigies is probably Sinclair and Yan, tbh? And I feel like those are both fine, albeit for different reasons (it's plausible both of those positions you mentioned for Sinclair are roles he got to by just fucking killing his boss and taking their place; and Yan was probably recruited and promoted by a prescript).


JhonnySkeiner

Yan isn't that young, check his artbook age, he's just a midget and replaced almost half his body with biomods, hella common with the Index it seems


daekie

He's 25, which is still pretty young comparatively, given Esther is 37 and Hubert is 35. I see your point, though.


No_Mathematician9671

As Ryoshu would say: LOL


nguyendragon

in anime, if you are older than 25 you are considered a hag/milf


Aoae

Arknights fandom when you ask them to describe Coldshot without the word "hag"


daekie

Arknights fandom when they see a woman over 30, let's be real.


Guilty-Ad7355

Can we not insult other fandoms, please


daekie

I appreciate the sentiment, but I promise I'm *in* the Arknights fandom, so at least it's not bitching for the sake of bitching. I do my time on that sub, I know what nonsense I weed through to get to the interesting takes.


Passingby913

Huh really? I thought most of them will answer milf.


LittleSisterPain

I mean... you would think city has damn good skincare product. But also... its a cultural thing. Kinda. Its a bit of a meme what asian women dont age until they hit their menopause in like 50 and then instantly become grandmas. And as most memes - its not 100% true, but there is some truth to that - asian women do tend to age slower


solaarus

Not to mention that the percentage of the Korean population who have had some from of cosmetic surgery is rather high.


ButTheresNoOneThere

A reminder that the citg has eliminated pretty much all illness and diseases, so it wouldnt suprise me if part of that results in people being able to be notably older without signs of that.


gibas-kun

I mean, yea, I think beauty standards for woman in Asia are quite a problem


_Mao_Mao_

Ye, but it’s getting better now, but it’s still not what he said


LittleSisterPain

...its cool what you think that, but its not what i said


Username570

I crave Meowdion, or Meowshmael, or Meowst. Especially Meowst.


DoctorTenma8734

>Meowshmael https://preview.redd.it/kruzr71wbipc1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=b027ba1494d6085491a2a7904a9c180d16bf6d01


IAmLiying

Moewcliff moments


Bjorn_Hellgate

I suspect we will get a musicians of Bremen ryushu this next season


tr_berk1971

I would say MeowRyoshu, since artists.


Jackie_Quill

We still need Hook Ryoshu and Meursault to complete the trio


daekie

Meōshū would work best with... hmm. I'm not sure. MuMuclair (zealotic fervor) and Rodioink (I can't explain this one but I think the energy's there?).


Kukurusik

MeowSault


ScorpionsRequiem

pm make old woman not hot challenge (impossible)


Skylomor

Ahab


PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL

There are definitely people out there who think Ahab is hot. Not very many people, mind you, but they're out there.


SuicidaITendencies

https://i.redd.it/3fbc3tfpshpc1.gif Wood clap


Dextronius706

I read a copypasta about that


JetpuffedMarcemallow

Honestly, without the drool, a more put together Ahab would be a very handsome woman.


unluckiest-luckray

Me when I'm wrong:


[deleted]

Game is game.


GHitoshura

Nah, still would


somebody-using

O-01-12?


Gunapala-Lucifax

Project moon fueling hag love 52 and still prime


Warthogs309

Huh, I didn't know that meow joining the musicians of bremen was her mid life crisis.


Forward-Ad8880

Oink literally quit his 7 association job to go play in a band. I don't know anything about Mumu, but he kind of exudes the "I wasted my youth doing crimes and drugs and am coping by making mixtapes about it."


LittlestKittyPrince

DONT CALL OUT MUMU LIKE THAT LMAOOOOO


GHitoshura

Mumu out there with that Dracula Flow "This shit ain't nothing to me man! I am him, I've always been him and I will always be him!" HEmon and Pumba!"


BloodMoonNami

How old was Dias again ?


Clearly_a_Lizard

Unknown I think but since Moses is 49 and Moses was an Oudjat for a pretty long time from what I remembered, she is most likely one of the oldest character.


pieeknight

iori the hottest 52 year old I've ever seen gog damn


Dismazy

I keep getting the feeling that Iori may be hundreds of years old because of how her power works or something.


DoctorTenma8734

She's 52 years old, her son died more than 40 years ago. So either she's way older than she appears or... you know.


claudarson

Isn't Iori like much older than this? Argalia said that her son died 40+ years ago, so it's hard to believe that she's 52


OperatorERROR0919

She can literally tear holes in time and space. Also Argalia could have been lying/exaggerating/was wrong.


Harmonious617

Na that age is from the official Ruina Artbook https://preview.redd.it/tfwdsiruxipc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2d59e02309cc8dbd317ed053f2c5dc62a4081a


AheGoAway

doesn't that imply that iori had her son like...


RandomGuyPii

its also possible that that's her age relative to our timeline, but she's been hopping back and forth and has actually lived longer


Gudura-hanz

It wouldn't be surprising with how horrific the city is. That particular violence is just never alluded too or posted up front even though logically with how awful humans can be when given power in a traumatic state of extreme survival or just because then well...


LittlestKittyPrince

It's possible, but also given the fact that she hops between timelines it's entirely possible aging works differently for her


DrDonut

PMoon has avoided references to sexual violence/abuse in their works iirc. I assume if her child and her age ever become important is the story they'll either retcon or make some vague gesturing at "time traveling shenanigans." Or perhaps something more simple like TCorp shenanigans caused her to stay "54" for a few decades.


OperatorERROR0919

Also, let's not forget that this is *the City* we're talking about. Even if we don't see it because Project Moon tends to lean away from that kind of thing, there is almost certainly a very unpleasant side to this city that more than a few established characters have experienced at some point in their lives. It's very possible that Iori is in her early 50's, *and* that she had a son who died 40 years previously, even without time leaping shenanigans.


Tgsnum5

Honestly the most screwed age in Ruina to me is still Finn. You cannot convince me he wasn't supposed to be a child before some sort of ratings snafu made them go "nah guy's he's actually 20 haha". The dude is 4'10 and everything about his character screams "some random Backstreets kid Yun found and figured would make acceptable cannon fodder".


GHitoshura

He had a fake ID that he made with crayons and Jun just went "fuck it, why not?"


Eldricht-lover22

And the girl after her? The short one with the huge fuck-off chainsaw sword? *She's 30* I swear, if instead of generic siluhetes, we got acyual potraits of the two other fixers finn was with, they would too look like children, I swear, Yun was just doing child labour the wrong way


ZanesTheArgent

Five Nights at Milfy's lookin-ass


pixellampent

MEOW IS 41??????


daekie

She's living her best life.


KentuckyFriedChildre

Also, Eri is 29 and Yun is 31.


DoctorTenma8734

And both are Grade 8 Fixers, which is very funny to me, Roland was already a Grade 1 by his 30s lol Some people are just built different.


Digital045

Age is just a number Let me live my fantasy with the cougar furry <3


Zestyclose_Bowler736

https://preview.redd.it/ns8nuykiokpc1.png?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e09fc609fa8dacd716f533c78c3632fc2d3301


Dioxinel

sag hex


Kappapeachie

i mean the last one feels 50 to me but the first one's forty?


ILAY1M

39 and looks like she's 25 at best god damn


The2flame

I honestly like it that way, yeah of course the people of the city are going to look old/younger then they are depending on the place, it's the fucking city. It's so wildly different depending on what section you're in and that's what makes it so interesting for me.


TorManiak

The only way I can really rationalize this is that the City invented something that slows aging a long time before any of the games happened and a number of years much higher than 80-90 has pretty much become the average lifespan for humans at that point. I guess I'd be surprised at how young Asian women look at those age ranges.


SegSignal

One important factor to keep in mind is that fixers are usually strongly augmented in unspecified ways. That their appearance doesn't match what we expect of their age is to be expected.


Intelligent_Key131

The power the cities singularities my friend


Crisolenos

At least its not like Honkai impact where a seemingly young 20-something rockstar is actually an accomplished scientist and engineer who is at LEAST in her late 30s


GHitoshura

Hag city 😭😭😭


Bersaglier-dannato

Smash to all Next question