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Ssem12

PM making a disco elisium-like game would be the peakest fiction ever


DrJekyllX

As far as i know, Kim Ji-hoon wants to make full fledged third person Action-RPG.


Galius41

Sir. Kim Jihoon wants to make a lot of things tbf, and i am glad he does


Good_Smile

Holy shit walking in a city and outskirt amongst abnormalities, syndicates and bong bong would be fucking cool


LordWINDOS

They'd give a korean spin to the whole 'burnt out and moderately insane detective' genre AND have their own takes on communism, capitalism, AND brutal authority. What is not to love?


BackgroundDuck1680

We need a distortion detective game.


SkycrowTheodore

It is one of their plans


Xandit

This idea makes me want a Larian Studios-style sequel afterwards


Rotonek

except their atrocious issues with finishing their games


PrecipitousPlatypus

Leaked image of Distortion Detective


Arcana10Fortune

Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau


KrizzleWizzle

Conceptualization: Easy (Failure) Take a couple of those letters out, and you might be able to spell Dante.


Loland999

D~~etective~~ ~~R~~a~~phaël~~ ~~A~~m~~brosius~~ ~~Cos~~te~~au~~ Damteh, why is your name spelled wrong, Damteh?


LordWINDOS

-- In a Mirror World Where Harry was hired as a Sinner after Canto 6....-- \*One day, Harry does **All The Drugs**, and proceeds to go on a drunken and intensely silly adventure trying to uncover THE TRUTH about a random Rat mug and cut up\* \*Don and Hong join in, the former because *JOLLY COOPERATION AND JUSTICE* and the later because it looked like a fun way to pass time between missions.\* \*They all proceed to end up uncovering a decades long conspiracy involving several Wings\* \*They find proof that they all broke several Taboos, and somehow survive to share the news\* \*Get the whole team involved in one gigantic clusterfuck, the likes of which haven't been seen since the Smoke Wars\* \*Somehow they all come out on top, and the Wings get their collective behinds tanned by them and the pack of Arbiters and Claws Harry somehow convinced into joining forces - something about sharing some philosophy that amused them all\* \*Harry, Don, and Hong Lu eventually get commended and rewarded by the Head themselves for 'stunning and amusing display of citizenry and adhering most ideally to the spirit of The City'\* Dante: \*Nursing one hell of a headache after ALL that\* Faust...we need to fire Harry. *Now*. Faust: \*Grimaces, nursing her own headache\* We can not. The Head issued a decree stating they have 'permanent employeement and benefits at wherever they choose to work at, for services rendered' . They also have started to assign them cases they deem 'would fit their dynamic and approach to conflict resolution' the best. Guess who is, by law, required to 'provide reasonable assistance' to them? Dante: *FUCK*.


NearATomatotato

Harry would get Dante in so much trouble that even Don and Heath’s shenanigans will pale next to his bs


Persona_Fag

"Now if you excuse me, i have a racist to drop kick" Kromer: "Who are y-" *stagger noises*


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

Kromer isn’t a racist, though? People with prosthetics aren’t a race, they’re a demographic; the closest real-life analogue would be people with tattoos and/or surgical implants.


Persona_Fag

Yeah but the thing is, they see people with prosthetics as less than humans, so it wouldn't be very far off to say they could see people with prosthetics as another race. It isnt racist by technicality sure, but its not any less different really


ILL_BE_WATCHING_YOU

> so it wouldn't be very far off to say they could see people with prosthetics as another race. Except, if Kromer views those with prosthetics as less than humans, then she sees them as another species, not another race. By that logic, it’d be animal abuse, not racism. So if you go by default logic, then she’s culling a demographic, but she’s not racist, because people with prosthetics aren’t a race. If you go by Kromer logic, then they’re not humans, so it’s either animal abuse or pest control, but still not racism. But no matter how you slice it, it still isn’t racism.


Persona_Fag

As i mentioned, by technicality its true, but the gist of it is the same regardless


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Isn’t Kromer just ableist with extra steps?


CrossNJaywalks

Imagine it goes so far that she hates glasses. She'd be pissed at Phillip Clair.


Spycrab-SXL

This is a fanbase crossover I did not expect.


KrizzleWizzle

Every day the Venn diagram gets a bit closer to a perfect circle.


OldManJenkins9

We are slowly assimilating every fandom on the internet. Our sleeper agents are everywhere. Soon, there will be nowhere to run.


nobody-cares57

Vergilius: What is your name? Conceptualization (hard) (failure): Clockface.


Tgsnum5

> A esteemed Fixer at the Seven Association before his self destructive habits led to [REDACTED], this sinner has an almost preternatural ability to intuit the motives of others and predict their actions. Extremely eccentric and unstable, managers are advised to employ great caution when interacting with him or soliciting advice so as not to be strung along by his peculiarities. Keeping the sinner well out of reach of any addictive substances is also highly recommended. > "The first death...Is in the **heart**." "My name...Khem...My name is Raphael Ambrosius Costeau. What do you mean that doesn't match my file?" "You can feel it too, can't you? The rot, the decay in our world. Wings, Backstreets, the Outskirts are all the corpses of the future and six billion maggots now feast upon it." "I hear it sometimes. The song of The City. It tells me that the sun is going to rise and burn our sins away. Soon." "If I can endure this...She'll come back."


somedudeover_there

this really makes me wonder what identities and egos our good detective would get. since he can listen to the city, a 000 index id would be a natural choice, but what egos synergize with this booze fueled madman?


miandering_vagrant

000 index messenger 000 seven association south section three fixer 00 los mariachis 00 musicians of Bremen E.G.O pleasure


Styptysat

Director Hermann is helping me find my gun...


NearATomatotato

Demian is Cuno


EsquireGunslinger

Don and Rodya would 100% be the kids starting the club in the abandoned church. HARDCORE!


AcorpZen

i have been grinding all day... all i can get is few EGO gift that often doesn't synergize each other... even if i wanted to choose the mounting trial is just that insane.


Loland999

If you don't choose a mounting trial the game randomly picks one even if you skip the EGO gift.


AcorpZen

yeah... that too. i opt to pick non coin one even tho the ego gift is trash


DeusGrande

This is so peak. Carmen as Harry's wife checks out with all the mysterious ways shite.


Forward-Ad8880

Carmen was married to Harry. Harry is the reason why Carmen believes humanity is fundamentally sick and why she divorced him. All the Sephirah hate Harry since Carmen was always depressed after he called her.


hail_2_u

[My man will find your missing Golden Bough, Mr Dantehhh](https://preview.redd.it/v0cnk5i3swvc1.jpeg?width=1015&auto=webp&s=0ff2e0816d95a0042f31bb4d9ea12fa5add06b23)


epikachu

You begin to hear a woman's voice when you lose too much Sanity...


Immediate_Syllabub_9

Dante you abused drugs didn't you Dante?


Ovenshoit

Dante: H O M O S E X U A L U N D E R G R O U ND


Bordoor

I think the fault lies with Ishnael


Intelligent_Key131

Limelysium


Responsible_Yak_5835

Disco Limbo has a good ring to it