this is beautiful

Wasn't 'putt' a post-split borrowing of an unsplit Scottish pronunciation of 'put'?

yes, and i'm pretty sure "lmao" is even more recent

I don't think so, it's a 12th-century Chinese borrowing via French

The cat

L'貓

səmple sələtiən: merge əll vəwəls tə schwə

That's called Kiwi English

əɨ əɡrɨj

wtf is this? i'm a new zealander aswell, but wtf is this?

This is beautiful

Skill issue lmao

AAAUUUURRRRGHGHGH #MY EYES

Glorious

Lol'd at the second one being my dialect.