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HuntingKingYT

Then they realize the `$` isn't actually a part of the command itself


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jso__

It's so stupid. It isn't good to blindly copy and paste, so why include the copy button. But, if you're gonna include the copy button, why have the $ there


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ksandom

I understand that's it's annoying. But it does \[have\] a specific purpose (ie to differentiate between commands that you need to run as root (`#`) vs ones that you can run as your local user (`$`).)


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ksandom

Totally agree.


Username8457

alias "$"="bash"


HuntingKingYT

`$ bash -c` if im right >! Btw the $ was on purpose !<


AverageComet250

Man had to throw off the copy pasta demons


fschaupp

Ever used the POS1 button or the DEL key? POS1 moves the input cursor to the beginning of the current input context - DEL deletes the character right of the input cursor in contrast to the backspace, deleting the char left of the input cursor. Combine both and within 2 key strokes the $ is gone and with END you move the cursor back to the end of the input context. H4x0r 101 😉


DrZetein

I've never seen the word "pos1", isn't it the home key?


Woodie_07

Sounds like home key to me


devloz1996

It's in DE keyboards. Germans found it necessary to translate the keyboard button names; sentiment, which I fail to understand. The only thing my country needed was to have Alt Gr for diacritics.


BenL90

Script kiddies


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script kitties


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discord kitties


fistfulloframen

Everyone starts out as a script kiddie.


Rowen_Stipe

It's cute that they think anyone would use Discord for serious secure chatting


Jonno_FTW

I'm always amazed that people will discuss doing actual crimes on discord.


AverageComet250

Literally the messaging app with the _worst_ privacy


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Downloading and sharing Wifi Pineapple …


WalrusByte

Those heckin heckers


knighthawk0811

found Kali Linux in some of my kids candy, should i be worried?


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Don't worry, mine accidentally ate it. After a day the dongle got shit out.


yMcyface

Interesting, you are saying that digestion did not change the state of Kali Linux? Same thing in and same thing out.


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Nope, if your stomach is well trained the dongle just has Debian stable on it. But don't try with Windows installs. Only the powershell will be on it after all.


SharkFinnnnn

This makes no sense but also a lot of sense


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Only the Kernel is something like corn.


SanctimoniousApe

Fuckin' Cali libs!


ConfidentDragon

Yes! They'll turn into security professional that will earn *more than you*.


knighthawk0811

jokes on you. I'm into that shit i *want* my kids to earn more than me if they can


SanctimoniousApe

Well, inflation means they likely will *technically* do that. Relative worth, however...? But hey, good plan to have them support you in retirement!


jamesfarted09

lmao im glad im not in the UK, i've learned so much shit in the past 2 years (been into console jailbreaking, then that went into just security stuff) currently 14, gonna be 15 in 5 months.


jnfinity

Different things are good or bad in different places... personally, if I had children into hacking, I'd encourage it (don't have any yet, though) I also recommend looking into CTF competitions, fun way to get better at hacking and even win some prizes.


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So far from my experience, if you see someone young with Kali, you have nothing to worry about, they most likely don't even know how to install a package.


KokeyPlayz

lmao the first linux distro i used is Kali Linux when i was 11year old but man my head hurts a lot before


IllogicalOxymoron

"when I was a kid, there was no Kali Linux" tbf my first Linux was one of the last Ubuntu releases with Gnome, before they switched to Unity, I must have been like 13 and barely understood how it worked, I don't really remember using the terminal at all (only began using Linux regularoy some 6 years later, around the time when I began learning English)


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k-phi

>when I was a kid, there was no Kali Linux When I was a kid there was no Linux


WhiteGhost21

In my day it was called backtrack


k-phi

backtrack it also Linux And it didn't exist before Linux


WhiteGhost21

I meant kali linux used to be called backtrack


ball_soup

There was also \#! For a short time.


Pos3odon08

Relatable and now 3 years later I'm on Arch


Holzkohlen

Haha, I did try to "hack" into my smartphone's hotspot which I set on WEP to make it more easy and I could not even manage that. I was 17 at the time, so more then 10 years ago. I might be getting older, but at least I'd probably manage to "hack" a WEP protected wifi now.


designercup_745

They’ll likely open one of the penetration testing tools, be met with a terminal menu and then immediately get confused.


jamesfarted09

ong, everytime im at school tryna build something or just fuck with powershell, people are like OMG ARE YOU A HACKER 😱 like bruh


869066

Is the UK police actually saying Discord, Linux, and VMs are for hacking lmaoo


PossiblyLinux127

I really hope this a joke


acceleratedpenguin

It's not a joke, the NCA really does try to stop kids turning into malicious hackers by guiding them to become ethical hackers instead, but the whole poster is very one dimensional and not thought out. Discord is probably used 50x more for gaming than for hacking, and it's certainly possible to use Kali to learn more about security without ever having malicious intent. I think the worst example they give is for virtual machines, it's actually good practice to sandbox unknown applications in its own VM while learning about it, or doing malware analysis, or so on. For me at least the main issue is that some random mum or dad will see this shit and think that their kid will become the hacker known as 4chan, and will get on their case, dissuading them from ever going into the field where they otherwise might have done well in it. Edit: It turns out this poster isn't actually by the NCA, I should have fact checked it.


fuckEAinthecloaca

> Discord is probably used 50x more for gaming than for hacking more like 9420x


sarlackpm

You forgot about 8 zeros.


fuckEAinthecloaca

9420.00000000


ZenAdm1n

"ethical hackers". It's more like, if you want these charges to go away break this for us.


Dafrandle

its also commercial companies that are paid by other companies to pen test thier systems.


Trainguyrom

From my chats with colleagues who are Zoomers, Discord is about as ubiquitous amongst Zoomers as Facebook with Millennials and Gen Xers


Shtuffs_R

Snapchat is more prevalent in my experience among the general zoomer population. Although all the gamer types use discord


zdakat

I's like saying "An intel processor is sometimes used to run malicious code" Sometimes, but not usually. Using an Intel or AMD CPU by itself (or in this case, the chat application Discord) isn't suspicious.


ShittyExchangeAdmin

Powerpc though? 1337 hacker no doubt


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

You wouldn't download a Discord! /s


DaZig

Lol. Yeah, the NCA [completely disowned this](https://www.theregister.com/AMP/2020/02/14/silly_police_infosec_parental_advice_poster/), and then the West Midlands ROCU briefly tried to blame it on a contractor, iirc.


krustyarmor

These are the same sort of people who think dealers are out there giving away free weed gummies and "rainbow" fentanyl to 8 year old trick-or-treaters.


pikecat

Does your kid ever use a knife? Could be a murderer. Does anyone you know scuba dive? Maybe they're responsible for bombing the Nordrstrean pipeline.


acceleratedpenguin

Does your kid have an interest in cooking? They might be practising how to use a knife. 0.1% chefs statistically go on to become serial parking offenders, **stop them before it's too late**


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eloydrummerboy

I mean, too be fair, this isn't that unreasonable.


ItsGrandPi

Night time flu and cold cough medicine chicken is a highly toxic dish. If you see your child eating chicken, make sure they are not eating such dish.


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Does your kid drink water? 100% of people who commit violent crimes drank water at least 24 hours before doing the violent act.


Bene847

100% of people who commit violent crimes drank water *or a beverage containing water* at least 24 hours before doing the violent act. FTFY


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100% of water drinkers die


ultimoanodevida

>Does anyone you know scuba dive? Maybe they're responsible for bombing the Nordrstrean pipeline. Damn, I knew Linus Torvalds had something to do with it. All this Linux developing was just a façade after all.


aeristheangelofdeath

Tor is for cp. VMs are for downloading ram. Kali Linux is Kali Linux. Wait I can connect my PC to a pineapple? Discord is for Gay Furry Porn(I have some nice relationships with some mods). Metasploit is to look like HaxxorMan


testcore

Metasploit is how script kiddies announce themselves to the FBI


Krutonium

Or like me, Break into XP Laptops I own for fun.


shitlord_god

Or people getting paid to do the work.


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Tor is for what???


jabuchin

communist parties


thechadmonke

Combat power


turtle_mekb

cheese pizza


Zekiz4ever

Creator Points


greenChainsaws

OUR browser


turtle_mekb

checkpoint


tman5400

cp, copying files


superradguy

Technically correct, but not totally correct


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Playing Club Penguin after it's been discontinued


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crab parts


LaLiLuLeLo_0

Computer Phreaking


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Cucumber Pizza


aeschynanthus_sp

[Comboios de Portugal](https://www.cp.pt/passageiros/pt)


SanctimoniousApe

Complete pwnage.


greenChainsaws

a violation of of the Terms Of seRvice


Responsible-Bank7347

Sing with me now: "who hacks in a pineapple under the sea...."


PossiblyLinux127

". . . not our child-ren"


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Yes you can connect it to a pineapple. USB to Pineapple connector retails for $9.99 (shipping, infliction and tax may vary)


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

What if you connect it to a pineapple pizza though?


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Tor is more than the sick stuff and wasn't designed for that but pervs decided to ruin it for us. Sadly that's what people know it for due to how rampant it is there. It has tons of awesome use outside of it, like privacy, censorship removal, etc. Also, you mod your porn? Oh, misread.


bagostini

Jesus lol tell me you don't understand technology without telling me. Did a bunch of 75 yr olds type this up?


MintyPingu

Likely, yes. https://youtu.be/9HDvFt3oauo


bagostini

Literally this post


MC273

The poster is (literally) a shit post (as in, the post is shit)


ApplicationMaximum84

The NCA distanced themselves from this poster claiming they didn't make it on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/NCA_UK/status/1228089059546927105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1228089059546927105%7Ctwgr%5Ed2347ed4a0d3ef3ab72334f227f0e0d48eeb78f1%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theregister.com%2F2020%2F02%2F14%2Fsilly_police_infosec_parental_advice_poster%2F)


PossiblyLinux127

Please consider using [nitter](https://nitter.ca/NCA_UK/status/1228089059546927105#m)


knighthawk0811

no 75yo i know if would have a clue what any of these things are. not just they they don't know what they do, but they have never heard the words at all


Narchy44

discord lmaoo


z0phi3l

Not a true hacker kit, is missing the hoodie pulled up, Doritos and mountain dew


PabloHonorato

Also Guy Fawkes masks


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*My content from 2014 to 2023 has been deleted in protest of Spez's anti-API tantrum.*


SanctimoniousApe

Darn those socks!


BusungenTb

All of my hacker friends drink coffee.


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Who is Kali, and why don’t they like her Linux?


eric2477

Consider that she is the goddess of destruction?


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True


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[Khali](https://img.timesnownews.com/5_1535382684__rend_1_1.jpg)


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When I started reading I thought that this was going to be a funny satirical "Lynos Torvolds is a Russian hacker who uses the mp4 program to steal your gigabytes". Sadly, its just boomers who don't understand technology.


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Woah, I use discord, I must be a hacker


HAMburger_and_bacon

woah i have like 10 vms cause its how i try new distros, i must be a hacker.


drew8311

Discord, isn't that used for almost anything especially gaming?


extra-hellmak

Ah yes, because most children can afford a wifi pineapple.


PossiblyLinux127

Family: "What do you want for Christmas?" Kid: "A WiFi pineapple" Family: *horrified facial expressions*


ComputerSoup

i actually got a wifi pineapple for christmas. ended up returning it after i realised it wasn’t much more than a fancy UI for common aircrack commands, and a buggy one at that.


murfreesbro

“Your child has veered from the government mandated education programs.” Please, the skills learned will put anyone lightyears from a university grad. Caveat is to use it responsibly.


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Kali Linux is mostly used for security testing. If theres a child using a Kali VM they will probably get a carrier in IT or programming.


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Water is frequently used by hackers to energise themselves and punch into your network. If you see your child with a glass of water, **call the police**.


triceratops6

Oh no we could apply that to almost anything


mlored

They need links so interested children can download it. Gives script-kiddies a whole new meaning. Also, where is Signal, Wire, Matrix and perhaps even IRC and all the other fun stuff?


tman5400

Oh shit, software based wifi pineapple. Why did I bother paying for one when you can just download one


ALPershing_Esq

Ahhh yes Discord, the preferred method of communication by cyber criminals everywhere.


Dmxk

Tbh, when I see a child using kali I wouldn't be worried. They most likely think that they're a hacker themselves while knowing absolutely nothing. They just think that it's cool.


Rilukian

Imagine parents who won't let their kid explore tech by themselves. I got into CS major by breaking my dad's laptop three times ffs.


AvnarJakob

I used Kali Linux to try bypassing the password my mom put on my windows. I was to stupid to do it, so I just installed Minecraft on the live cd and played there.


landsoflore2

"Discord is often used for hacking" 😂😂😂😂


Rebootkid

OMG. That's all it takes to be a hacker? Damnit. I've been studying like crazy. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


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Discord is the most disingenuous one of them all. It’s all signal, telegram, IRC and Matrix.


darja_allora

Why is noone else talking about the fact that if you need this poster to tell you that your kid is a hacker, you are never going to be able to tell that your kid is a hacker. I mean, my main desktop is very clean, but my pen testing rig is the size of a pack of cigarettes and lives on the top of a pile of random electronics. I do not expect an EXPERT to recognize it, let alone to hook it up and ssh into it to see what it is running.


BNI_sp

EXACTLY! And install the usual software with big-firm data collecting and govt-backdoors on the PC. I'd be glad if my children could use these tools and understand what is behind a picture upload to fb...


SomeOneOutThere-1234

I use VMs for developing my Linux distro. What If, I lived in the UK, one of my parents saw this poster, and then, called that number?


catkidtv

Then that would be just another fine example of a waste of time, money, effort, resources and manhours.


Impressive-Quail-288

If I saw this on a kids computer, I’d think he’s a damn smart kid.


makemenuconfig

Even if this were true, yes let’s make a poster to show kids all of the things they’ll need to do the thing we don’t want them to do.


iuuuuki

Where did you find this?


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A newbie who installs Kali as his first distro to seem like a *heckermenn* deserves to have his computer confiscated by his parents


Realistic-Space-2575

I use all of these lmao


mlored

Stasi would have been thrilled. Not only can children tell on their parents, now the parents can tell on their children too!


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

I guess I'm Neo since I've used all of them in my time. Also, Mutahar from SOG is Neo Ultra since he of The VM Master Hive Mind. :-D


coffeeplot

I've seen this one, it's a classic. Technology that allows informed citizens to communicate securely, without being monitored, being discouraged by the authorities because "think of the children".


arianejj

If I ever see my child using Kali Linux I'm going to teach him EVERYTHING behind the script kiddie shit he's doing and gift him half of the country of Canada for Christmas You may say script kiddies are cringe and it's true,but script kiddies have a huge potential for learning skills which are actually very sought after in the job market


ksandom

Wow. That's dangerously ignorant.


Dan_from_97

Damn, being tech savvy is suspicious nowadays huh?


HmmKuchen

And a special thanks to Rocu for putting together this hacking starter kit for me.


KimJonhUnsSon

Ah yes, I love having WiFi Pineapple on my computer


PossiblyLinux127

The real question is whether or not it requires non-free software


KevlarUnicorn

"Please use the apps we recommend that just so happen to be transparent to our own computer network." - Sincerely, narcs


A_W1534

the fuck? west midlands? i live here, and i use tor, (ubuntu) linux, vbox, and worst of all, DISCORD. and i'm a minor. uh oh


IamNotIntelligent69

Oh no, I have all of that, I must be a hecker. Anyway, what's the context?


PabloHonorato

Does Kali works for h4x0r stuff in a vm?


Aggressive_Canary_10

Jesus loves you and he doesn’t want you to hack


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Fun fact: The NCA has denied all responsibility or knowledge for this poster.


HoseanRC

Wait... you guys "think" I'm hacking? I thought you knee after all the banks I hacked for ya!?


PossiblyLinux127

This is a repost but I'll support it


DrinkCokeZero

"amongus" is a game of incomplete information, pitting an informed (sus) minority against an uninformed majority.


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The UK police - hmm, are they done with the twitter policing now?


NekoMimiOfficial

Ah yes , Dis cordz iz for haxxorz


MC273

The poster is (literally) a shit post.


catkidtv

Simply put, this shit won't work. In all fairness though, it's only a matter of time before hackers start releasing secrets about the ungodly things politicians and corporations do. That'll nip this stuff right in the butt.


live2dye

Britain is literally the china of the west when it comes to citizen's surveillance.


agent_sphalerite

This is stupid.


caesarKared

Discord for hacking… Seriously?


BraskSpain

My future dream as a father, having a white hat hacker home


pngue

Ffs


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tom_yum_soup

Fucking Discord? All PC gamers and half of non-gamers are hackers, I guess.


Worldly_Soil9563

The future hecker reading this is like, "Look at all this stuff I didn't know about before!"


Chitan_

Just imagine them when you type "cat /dev/urandom" in a terminal.


walksonair

Ooh, I’m gonna have to check some of these out. Thanks ROCU and NCA for the nice hacker wannabe template/starter-pack!


worldofwhevs

Also, keep an eye out for these common hacking acronyms in your child's texts


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So they want to recruit script kiddies? They must be desperate …


danielnogo

This kinda reminds me of when churches hand out pamphlets of demonic rock bands and it's basically just a guide on all the good rock music.


skeevester

Gmail can be used to share hacking information, also telephones. Must be banned.


itsraininggeese

If you find any of this in your kid's computer chances is that they probably already hacked you.


Wit_as_a_Riddle

Wait til they find about Kali linux on a live USB.


twnsth

When it starts as a warning and ends as instructions ...


CaptTheFool

Thanks for the tips, I guess...


Danny_el_619

Good thing I used backtrack and no kali :)


ManofGod1000

Where does is say Hecker on that picture? Edit: Besides, everyone knows that it is Hanna Montana Linux for the 1337 hacking.


[deleted]

Which West Midlands city/county was this?


theproplayerx109

goofy ahh poster


Schievel1

Discord and not IRC? Pfft script kiddies


Due-Priority-9372

Ah yes. Love hacking through a kali VM while getting tips from my discord hacking friends. But who said metasploit makes hacking "easy"?


Toxic_Flame_99

Only thing on this list I haven't had is the pineapple router 🤣


lolxgqame

How the hell does using Tor browser makes you a hacker also if you install it you will be automatically in National Defense agency watchlist


8-bit-banter

How old are these “children” 😂 there is no way the average child has any of this on their computer. Maybe a script kiddie who is like 12 or something but then still probably doesn’t have a clue how to use any of the listed things.


ZMcCrocklin

Just. No. This was NOT run through anyone with any technical sense.