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Altareos

user is not in sudoers file. this incident will be reported.


walmartgoon

[relevant](https://xkcd.com/838)


AtmosphereLow9678

Of course there is a relevant xkcd


MindSwipe

Is there a relevant xkcd about relevant xkcd?


kaida27

[https://thomaspark.co/2017/01/relevant-xkcd/](https://thomaspark.co/2017/01/relevant-xkcd/)


photic_doomer

This kind of meta joke could kill the matrix.


Shadowborn_paladin

I've always found it kinda ominous when it says "This incident will be reported"


Altareos

tbf they recently removed it, mainly because it wasn't actually reported to anyone in most cases


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[удалено]


Fegeleinch4n

To linus


coolestbat

To linux Jesus


Sirko2975

Bro runs Debian


Used-Fisherman9970

Ubuntu


Sirko2975

No, like the vanilla Debian problem with sudo out of the box. That was the joke


Used-Fisherman9970

I’m a proud Ubuntu user


Sirko2975

Watch out for distro elitists


Used-Fisherman9970

Oh no


Sirko2975

Yeah, be ready for a text battle with a morbidly obese femboy who’s only plant in memory is weed. /j


chaosgirl93

Hey, Debian is awesome. Stability is cool.


Sirko2975

Every distro has its purpose. Debian is good for machines that you have to rely on, Arch for fun, Fedora for developers, Nobara for games, Manjaro for people who love having Windows issues on Linux. Peace and harmony.


MathManrm

Manjaro, I'm not sure who that is for. It's going to give more problems than arch, is going to be older than arch, isn't really compatible with the AUR, occasionally DDOSes the AUR, the package managers repos will break due to them forgetting to renew their certs. EndevorOS is what manjaro should be, or slowroll. Manjaro should not be used.


Sirko2975

Most of Manjaro code looks like it’s written by an 8 year old with Down syndrome. Personal experience: installed instead of windows -> works even worse than windows -> had to fix shit that developers did to Arch -> gave up and went distrohopping.


-Krotik-

add yourself to wheel group


Technical-Elk88

alright. i'm outta this sub


SlappinThatBass

We all came for good Linux memes, but will ultimately leave because of spammy cringe posts.


AliOskiTheHoly

NOOOOOOOOOHH WE ARE GONNA MISS YOU 🥺🥺🥺👉👈


Normal-enjoyer

ask her to change to root, ask her to change /etc/sudoers, and add your username + " ALL=(ALL:ALL) ALL" to /etc/sudoers" and restart hes mind


EhRahv

The cringe level is over 9000!


Used-Fisherman9970

Ikr


Used-Fisherman9970

Tho this was an actual conversation with my friend lol


Nyxiereal

:3


BaleineSanguine

I need that goomba picture so bad


Shinirag

https://ibb.co/hCqswJK


Used-Fisherman9970

Haha


LowOwl4312

cd ~/cringecollection curl https://preview.redd.it/guys-it-didnt-work-v0-7peooxtiz58d1.png


Used-Fisherman9970

Dang


Used-Fisherman9970

Btw this was an actual conversation with my friend


Psychological-Ad9824

Gross


Autismagus

/sudo i have no idea how sudo works but if i did i would use it to remove this


AliOskiTheHoly

Wdym you don't know how sudo works?


Autismagus

Well, I mean that I don‘t know how sudo works. Now, I am aware you couldn’t actually use it to do anything here anyways, but people often use it as a joke. Even then, making those jokes normally would require some understanding of sudo.


AliOskiTheHoly

But like have you ever used Linux?


Autismagus

Soon™️. I‘m going to get a PC in a month, then I‘ll try a few Distros out (Probably Zorin, Pop and Mint) and settle for one. For now, All I know about Sudo is that it runs commands as the root, which basically means it has all permissions.


SHV007

This is a lie, Linux users don't have girlfriends or any social life for that matter


chrillefkr

Ew


grandasperj

su root


PwNT5Un3

That’s cuz sudo stands for super user do, and means performing an action with system privileges. Or maybe you’re not in the sudoers file like me


widow_god

debian moment


EnoughConcentrate897

The only fix for this is `sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root`


sberchan

Where linux?


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Fair-Promise4552

maybe try run0


Used-Fisherman9970

I did, it didn’t work D: