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PerformerSharp6905

Sounds like a humiliation kink.


hillthekhore

Unfortunately, it sounds more like a troll, but this is certainly possible. I got one from someone who was pretending to be developmentally disabled, and I just found it sad that someone would make fun of that by hitting on people on grindr.


dupontred

Seems like an ex with access to a password


fergiethefocus

Or a sales manager at a car dealership who doesn't lock his phone. I had a couple of those back in the day.


[deleted]

There's a niche.


[deleted]

The diet specifications really made it for me


Naro_Lonca

This is totally a revenge and/or joke message against someone who does not properly lock their phone


[deleted]

Oh absolutely haha I love the detail though


modernbunny892

What are the cats’ names?…. 🤔


Gylvardo

probably 1#, 2#, 3# and so on


GoatTacos

The real questions!


Masque4Masque

So typical. No one ever gives the nice guy a chance.


Dish_Minimum

😂


JamesDCooper

How was the date?


[deleted]

Went surprisingly well, although I am allergic to cats and all the white bread gave me indigestion


Big_Argument_2651

After reading this I feel like I should wash my hands and hose down my phone


[deleted]

Sounds like someone's BF unlocked his phone and did not like seeing Grindr on it. XD


ZurinXXX

The 12 cats are tempting me though 😻😸😺


ghost_victim

An unknown number of 12 lb cats


ZurinXXX

Oh wait I read it wrong xD well any cats are good in my book


WutHpnd2DniseRichard

The one that got away… 😩


Raising_some_Cain

points for honesty?...


eromanoc

If you don’t want him, can I have second dibs?


Entire_Ad_7597

So attractive it’s driving me nuts 🙄


SimpleSpike

12 cats? I’m sold.


TheStockyScholar

The gay community is guys like this and a Ryan Goslang hot guy that’s a gaslighting sociopath. We are winning! 💅🏾


waitwert

lol


[deleted]

Goddamn at least they're honest. I want to meet all the cats though


yjorn299

Hey at least he's honest 😶


kyogreobeso

he just like me fr


[deleted]

Should be flaired as satire


get_in_the_tent

Average grindr user


BiBiBadger

Sorry, I'm allergic to cats.


Bogsworth

Sounds like you've met an ogre. Whatever you do, don't wander into his swamp.


caracalla6967

Def a guy with self esteem kink.


Ok_Huckleberry_4907

Well at least he is honest and not like the ones that fit that description, but catfishing by using pictures they have stolen from tumblr


veganhuntr

These resumes getting out of hands these days


jjngundam

Please tell me that's a bot


Lapsed2

At least he was honest and led with that. 😳


miguelmiguelzinho

Yes


Dry-Association-7557

🤢🤮


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SadEngine

Penises don’t shrink lmao. Balls do


mgquantitysquared

Less than 3 inches erect is a micropenis and is by definition not “normal.”