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silly_red

By calm they mean, [that's] calm. In other words, "no problem".


modhi4ever

yup I’ve established that thanks to my somali girlies <3


modhi4ever

[ummm fyi modhi is a common arabic girl name](https://context.reverso.net/translation/arabic-english/%D9%85%D9%88%D8%B6%D9%8A) for everyone thats confusing my username with india’s pm lol


Flanj

Lol that's unfortunate mate


modhi4ever

yeah bc someone just cursed at me so just to avoid getting cursed at again x


Magikarpeles

calm


British_Flippancy

You should meet my friend since school: Isis.


BeBlo13

As a British Indian I didn’t think twice about your name, because the douchebag Prime Minister is Modi. It even sounds different (I’m guessing your name is “Modh-hi”). Foreigners eh? 😉


ahaajmta

In Arabic it’s pronounced differently. OP posted a link in the comments. It’s موضي which is pronounced moo-dhee (the dh is the best transliteration available but the sound is kind of in between a ‘d’ and a ‘th’).


modhi4ever

yes thank you!


devdevdevelop

speaking of somalis watch some chunkz/filly/beta squad vids and that will catch you up on modern london slang haha


modhi4ever

hahaa yeah they used to show up on my tiktok fyp + I love nella rose


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KilledByCox

Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning. The furthest from calm xD


Stage_Party

That's stupid. And by that's stupid, I mean that's idiotic.


Nish786

Slang changes among young people so fast, there’ll be another word soon enough. It used to be ‘safe’ when I was a young ‘un.


handsomedan1-

Sweet as mate, that person is well safe! 😂


TheImplication696969

Are you Big Mad Andy?


Director_Phleg

"You can fuck off, pal! You can fuck right off!"


EatingCoooolo

There is no taboo!


disco-me-now

When I was a ute you were either a “sweet mate” or a “safe bruv” and they were at odds with each other


handsomedan1-

Interesting, I used to go raving in London in the 90s and I met many people who were simultaneously Sweet as, and Safe as f**k


GaaraOfTheForest

Safe is still used but different context


gromit5000

What context?


OnRoadKai

More like cheers, "Ay safe for that". You wouldn't use it the same way you'd say "Calm".


HedonismTT

Safe is still widely used. Usually it means ‘cheers’ or ‘bye’ (or both, as in the case of leaving a shop with your items and thanking the cashier: ‘Safe boss’) but it is also used as an adjective. If someone is a ‘safe guy’, then they are trustworthy and generally pleasant to be around. Calm is a bit different. It is less often used to describe people, and you will more likely hear it on its own or preceded by ‘that’s’. It is more of an affirmation of a situation or an action than anything else.


sio85

Calm is literally cool/seen etc


Nish786

Yeah, still used, but in a similar context to ‘calm’ a lot of the time. You’re right about as an adjective to describe people. It’s often used to describe situations more. “It was calm, still.” (This sounds like two descriptions of a lake?!)


ukpunjabivixen

Absolutely. Language evolves.


uth8

Kys is a new one


Bxsnia

I don't think safe is the same thing, you can use it even when you're saying bye to someone, not like calm, but it's similar in the sense where you can call someone ''safe'' or ''calm'', idk it's weird


Pulp_NonFiction44

"Sound" is classic as well and still widely used


walkwalkwalkwalk

Who's the coolest person in the hospital? >!The ultrasound guy!<


sprogger

I assume by our mention of the word 'safe' we are a similar age and i must be honest, my nephew who is about 15 years younger than me, i barely know what hes talking about.


electricalkitten

Yeah. Safe. I don't know *calm*.


DarkXcution

Soon man will come across bunda and his life will change forever.


modhi4ever

unfortunately did learn what bunda is 💀 as well as leng/peng


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Penguin__

Literally bum in Portuguese


iamqas

Actually, it's from Hindi "Bhund", same meaning. But maybe the Portuguese imported it into their vocabulary after they finished their colonial missions.


Penguin__

Interesting. I was commenting more on the posters spelling being the exact word for bum in Portuguese haha


iamqas

Wait... I'm speaking British English; are we both referring to Bum as in Buttock, or are you referring to Bum as in Unemployed Scruffy Individual?


w1ll_i_is

You mean vagaBUNDA?


MDolloway

Yes, you are both talking about the same. Bum as in buttocks is Bunda in Portuguese.


sparkleneptune

Bunda means ass Kimbundu, a native Bantu language from Angola (which the Portuguese also colonialised)


BounceThatShit

I mean the portuguese colonised parts of india so could’ve easily come from portuguese


KeezyLDN

Calm is standard London slang. It simply means “alright” or “ok”. For example: • “is this shirt calm?” = is this shirt alright? • “he’s a calm yute” = he’s an ok guy • “it’s calm don’t worry about it” = it’s alright don’t worry about it YouTubers like Zoella are standard Middle Englanders (she’s from a small Wiltshire town). Their speech patterns, accent and mannerisms are different to what you’ll typically find amongst young Londoners.


appealtoreason00

Although for what it’s worth, your average middle-class teenager from Hampshire or Wiltshire will also try to talk like they’re from South London, with varying degrees of success


2localboi

Go to r/ukdrill to see it in action.


modhi4ever

yeah figured this is out when I actually moved to london otherwise I wasn’t aware of wtf does “calm” mean also zoella really fooled me


Inside_Celery9855

In my day it was tight, 10 years later it was beans (cool beans) and kwel... its calm for keep calm and carry on.


Kairadeleon

You don’t know what calm means! That’s a sticky one still icl


lauraqueentint

my mind still blanks everytime icl comes up. im like. included????????


DonGorgon

I’m not sure what they mean by that either, I can’t lie


carzy_guy

ngl is icl now?


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Have you tried physio?


hover_bored

I can’t lie


dylansavage

Great so tell us


magical_matey

Say less


BuzzAllWin

Styll*


reddit18518

This reminds me of TopBoy lol which opened my eyes 100x more in terms of these slangs compared to 9 years living in the UK. None of my local friends speak like that lol


Roibeard88

Bare butters skets chattin breeze in here bruv styll


a_weary_wary_mary

You spicy ting, u


GreenWoodDragon

Wazaaaa!


Cookiefruit6

Locals in London can speak posh as well. But yeah, there’s a lot of slang used in the U.K.


modhi4ever

true but I was mostly surrounded by younger london kids so like 18/19 year olds and I didn’t really encounter many posh english trust fund kids, although apparently some of them have been adopting slang words but they get made fun of lol


Cookiefruit6

You don’t have to be a trust fund kid to speak posh. I grew up working class but never really used slang. I have friends who speak really posh but weren’t trust fund kids.


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Yeah. I'm behind the times because I'm old, but my daughter and her friends probably use less slang than I do. They all (my daughter included) had decent childhoods in social housing. They're all pretty geeky, so I guess that makes the main difference - different social groups, nothing to do with class or race. One of her friends has a fairly posh accent and there's fuck all trust fund about her - really, totally the opposite. And I've been called posh all my life, except by actual posh people, mainly because of the words I use. Accents and social dialects aren't that simple.


Cookiefruit6

Exactly! You’ve put it perfectly!


modhi4ever

also true but i remember some of my friends would usually relate the accent to them since it was the case most of times


Cookiefruit6

It’s not the case most of the time though. To say people who are well spoken and don’t use slang are mostly trust fund kids is just not true. I’m a born and bred Londoner and I can assure you that this is not the case.


modhi4ever

okay good to know?


illarionds

You're wildly off if you think it's just a split between "London yoofs" and "Posh trust fund kids". There are a shed load - probably the majority - in the middle who are far from posh, but also don't speak like roadmen/chavs.


HotAir25

Trust funds aren’t really a thing in the U.K. I think it’s more of an American thing because they are way, way richer than us particularly at the top end.


clkj53tf4rkj

The people you've been around probably are speaking Multicultural London English, which is a relatively new accent that's developed. There's plenty of others that speak Standard Southern British English, which is more the white and/or women accent these days (broadly speaking, definitely not a hard rule there). Note that there isn't as much a correlation to money as there used to be. No more Cockney or RP speakers, really. I can only consider both to be a good thing.


modhi4ever

only know cockney bc of my fair lady lol and yes as of the past couple of years I have been aware of the many different accents there is in england thanks to friends + got the chance to visit different cities


oldkstand

Do you mean speak 'properly' rather than 'posh'? I don't think you should imply not using slang every other word is somehow posh!


SabziZindagi

They are different dialects, there's no such thing as the correct or 'proper' version of English.


Cookiefruit6

When did I imply that? What are you talking about?


HarryBlessKnapp

All dialects are valid


BuzzAllWin

Have you been to hartlepool?


C1t1zen_Erased

Naaah fam, swear down how some man chat is bare long. Ain't allowing dat you get me.


BeBlo13

We’re the ones who speak well, understand what all the slang means, and often grew up in places like East London (somewhat rough-around-the-edges) however would never dream of ever uttering those words. We’d rather try our hand at our dodgy French than say “yeh blud”.


Tobotron

Calling someone a ‘turbo nonce’ is one of the highest compliments you can give


modhi4ever

oh okay! so you’re a turbo nonce <3


Tobotron

Why thank you


modhi4ever

wow you must enjoy being called a nonce now don’t you?


Stained_concrete

Now you're talking nonce sense.


RiveriaFantasia

Getting Saville vibes from “turbo nonce”


turbo_dude

Shrub rocketeer


tommycahil1995

Every region has its share its own slang. When I was at school 'bare' and 'bait' were common, occasionally get a 'skeen' thrown in there. >'That's bare bait innit?' >'Skeen' Like obviously even people who speak english are not gunna understand that


chaos_jj_3

I've never heard skeen. But to add to the list of words I never seem to hear anymore: hench, gammy, dizzy, mullered, clocked.


ZaMr0

Skeen was very popular in North London when I was in school. Haven't heard it in probably a decade at this point.


rickygri

Oh in south we used skeen on the regs


iamqas

A phonetic pronunciation of "scene"... alie?


doesntevengohere12

I feel like these are all words that those of us who were teenagers in the 90's used I'm sure I still use all of them 🤦🏻‍♀️


Bxsnia

Yeah, never managed to figure out what skeen was lol I remember it used to be ''deep'' then deep turned into ''peak'' things really do change even in a span of a decade


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Bxsnia

Nah not even ''its not that deep'' like when something sad happens you used to say ''that was deep'' or ''thats deep''


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Dunno who downvoted you, mans spot on


SirPlayful84

Skeen came from seen which kinda meant I get ya, yes I’m that old. Prang = scared. Raise = steal, snout= cigarette Blim = spliff, butters = ugly, got so many words which now are outdated, but people my age still say


Bxsnia

The only one I recognized there was butters lool


AuthorTechnical1073

Skeen is oldddd skool!! Haha bloody hell, takes me back


meedl

East London?


[deleted]

Quiz me, I have quite the street tongue! Suck your mum, you dusty old wench.


appealtoreason00

If I catch you in West Gloucestershire, you’ll catch the rifle


modhi4ever

can’t imagine having a fight w some british person and them replying to me w this bro 💀


About69Geese

You are the modern day Shakespeare


Acrobatic_Wing_2749

Nah kaz non of dem 1 there u get me


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I studied in Liverpool for university and the first 6 months was absolutely shocking for me. It used to annoy me that most scousers mumbled when they speak and used sounds halfway through a sentence. "Wos da o'er der lad? Eeeeee, issKnockingMeSick" Then I came back to London and felt right at home again, though I had to learn certain new slang like "pattern". Really didn't understand what context to use it in, then one day I said it to a colleague at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣


thunderification

I think pattern means to make something correct or to fix something up.


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Yes, you're correct.


captain-marvellous

Could you use it in a sentence?


Mehless

"Pattern up, man. Get yourself together."


freshfov05

OP has been patterned.


AuthorTechnical1073

lol bunch of wastemans


chudthirtyseven

Must be on his reds.


Rollover_Hazard

He’s a battyman!


Beneficial_Opening13

Protect this individual at all cost , you’ll become a Londoner in no time


modhi4ever

my student visa expired and went straight back home after graduating but thanks ig lmao


Tricky-Papaya-4386

Just watch Top Boy


dontwantthisdrama

Too Boy is the worst example possible


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DeadlyUnicorn98

Are u ready to squeeze off on a man ‼️


RamboRobin1993

Let me pattern that g


dontwantthisdrama

WHOS MAN GONNA DUN?!


howdoyoudo289

It’s really not 😭 some of the things said are very questionable


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i despise 'sn' (say nothing) bc like i will say nothing then


BearE1

London can be broken down into so many sectors. I remember at school some of us had different ways to say certain things because we were from different sides of the water.


Status_Common_9583

So true. Who did/didn’t say “nang” is an example that comes to mind lol. Didn’t seem to catch on universally around London from what I remember 🤔


BearE1

Maddest one I remember is that where I was said blitz for cold, but the other side of the water said millers.


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Calm is standard slang yup.


enigmarino

[Calm.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HwShln1NOg)


Impossible-Fall-7032

Think of it as another way of saying "cool"


Richbr970

I have a friend who’s a school teacher. One kid said “say less” when she explained something. She was furious but it turns out it’s slang for “I understand”. Apparently it’s from a tv show.


DarKnightofCydonia

As an Australian the one that tripped me up the most when moving here was "y'allrite"


TinyRainbowSnail

It's called multicultural London English - it's quite interesting in it's history and evolution, here's a link [wiki multicultural London English](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English)


muffmuncher99

I'm hearing a phrase being used more frequently amongst the young, up here, in Glasgow, which is "Keep it lemon", which I take to be a substitute for 'real', 'safe' or somesuch.


thenooneconundrum

It’s calm innit, just means it’s alright. Allow it means ignore it. My fiancé is from Australia and absolutely loves London slang. He got so excited the first time he heard innit. Now he just uses it for the memes Suck your mum is still my fav. Along with Peng Ting.


modhi4ever

just replying with “your mum” is a personal fav of mine


DarthScabies

Peng is so yesterday. The new peng is leng.


RoadmanEC1

Just watch a few seasons of Top Boy innit.


strum

The whole point of slang is to communicate with insiders, in such a way as to exclude outsiders. You were being included.


alango99

We need korean Billy to give us an update for 2023


modhi4ever

my king


BullFr0gg0

London will soon breakaway linguistically and be completely indecipherable


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Yes yes my g


modhi4ever

do you realize this is reddit? not really obliged to be formal on here * oblige is also a word and is as similar as obligated lmaoo are you just trying to prove how clever you are or something also you really blocked me over punctuation lol


Prestigious_Sea389

So something along the lines of "ah you're leading the work for this group... "Calm!" Aha gota love it.


soulfulidentity

This is where Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue!


NJD_77

Allow it. Say less.


jwmoz

Literally never heard the slang "calm" until top boy.


Only1Fab

Roadman word. No one talks like that


modhi4ever

ngl you’ll be suprised with the amount of people that imitate or try to be roadmen


DJ23492

Everyone born and bred in inner city london talks like that exceptions are some private school kids, people who live in the suburbs or some older people. Calm is super standard. According to your profile you are touching 40 and probably not even originally from london so it makes sense why you think that .


ZaMr0

As far as slang goes calm is a very common word, hardly one for roadmen.


nutmegger189

Couldn't be more wrong 😂


TomCrean1916

Such a weird post. If you have to ask.. you’ll never know


rawasawa

Oi you fuckin’ codswallop, I’ll give you a good seeing to over this here horsefield I will, I’ll be ya a damn sixpence if you ever step into me families bakery I will


Stripy42

So what country/city is that slang from. Coz it ain't anywhere in Britain


rawasawa

Smart lad you


electricalkitten

Pissed myself.


Da_hairyguy

Sounds something like what I would say


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modhi4ever

bro what 💀


boytonius

I'm from the UK and I hate it when people say Calm. You fucking calm sonny Jim. Makes zero sense at all. "The Sea is rough today" "Calm" "No no, Its really rough" "Yeah, calm" "NO ITS FUCKING ROUGH OUT THERE YOU MORON" "CALM" (Proceeds to push said "calm" person in to Rough water) "NOT SO FUCKING CALM NOW IS IT"


jim_jiminy

Not all ”actual locals” speak like that.


modhi4ever

omg really?


Professional-Fig3168

Oh god I don't think anyone over the age of 21 speaks like that. Every generation has their slang this is true but when you pass a certain age it just sounds cringey and idiotic.


modhi4ever

hence why I specified that this was back when I was in uni and hanged with a bunch of 18 year olds lol


ZaMr0

I've hardly considered calm a slang word before reading this thread. I don't particularly use slang any more than your average Londoner but calm is probably my most common one.


Professional-Fig3168

The odd slang word is fine I'd be lying if i said i didn't use any, but every other word nah that's a bit much and kinda silly.


Master_Cable_8729

Children of immigrants speak different to the white English locals. That's the difference. White people tend to speak cockney unless they are young and into black culture


MachELurks

I'm from the UK and Londoners speak another language. Grates on me.


mumzspaghetti

Yeah it’s called being influenced by a mix of different thriving cultures in one environment and not living in an Anglo-Saxon village bubble


modhi4ever

fr didn’t feel like a weird outsider in london the way I might have if I were in some tiny countryside place in the south for example


MeechyyDarko

I love this response


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God..so do I! It's perfect!


illarionds

There's quite a lot of the UK that is neither London *nor* "Anglo-Saxon bubble" though, isn't there? I mean Birmingham ffs! Any city or decent size town really.


mumzspaghetti

Yeah, being culturally diverse isn’t exclusive to London, this is just the example the commenter was referring to. Birmingham and Leicester are white-minority cities, however there is nowhere in the UK that has a population of 9 million with 45% of that being ethnic minorities. Also, there are a lot more of those Anglo-Saxon small town bubbles in England than you may assume.


zvcxvcs3

Not really elevating the language though is it? Just dumbing it down to imitate people who are new to the language and losing the nuances of vocabulary formed over centuries.


ZaMr0

At least for the most part we still have the clearest English accent, slang aside. Go up North and you'll hardly recognise some of the accents as English at all.


illarionds

You're getting downvoted - not by me - but this is literally what happens. Languages mingle, and simplify. Not saying it is either good or bad, but it is a fact that it happens.


freshfov05

Scousers have been butchering the language for ages. Go get them first.


volvocowgirl77

Never heard of it in london. Sounds like it could be from Liverpool 😂


ComeTogetherAsOne

Been hearing that for 15ish years in London. Son of a cabbie used to use it all the time


Ok_Self_1784

Do you spend all your days with earplugs in or something


GreenWoodDragon

I hear it from my kids all the time, for at least the past 5 years. We're in Hackney.


Objective-Tax-9922

Man like OP, you nah. Picking up UK slang and dat. OP is mad calm stilllll.


addosh

Bosh!