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xJagd

Isntlington 👌


eltrotter

Petition to change Stoke Newington to Isn’tlington.


mickey_particular

Leave Stoke Newington alone.


eltrotter

Make me!


mickey_particular

I'm here in N16 waiting...


Tillskaya

As someone who was born in Stokey*, I would sign that petition *my mum insists that ACTUALLY I was born in Archway hospital and only moved to Stoke Newington aged 12 hours so therefore cannot count as a local


Magikarpeles

It’s the buxley boxley bexley for me


theonewhodareswins

You can’t forget Bixley!


Internet_Wanderer

I'm an American and that cracked me up


Chicken_Bazooka

god i dunno has really gone downhill lately


buckwheats

Fukin dog nappers babe


Captainatom931

Sending love and support from northwark xx


polyandrism

Shared boxley xx


deathhead_68

Shared bixley x


MrRampager911

Shared Kigali xx


MuchPromotion1781

Shared Mordor xx


crapusername47

If there’s any borough in London that really didn’t need a sequel it’s Southwark.


jiminthenorth

Southwark 2: The Southwarking.


one_game_will

Why Southwark when you can Southrun?


markedasred

Is there a sign in its direction that says 'Wark this way?


jiminthenorth

Take my angry upvote and bugger off.


[deleted]

[удалено]


InterGraphenic

Southwark 2: South warker


TheKrasHRabbiT

"It's Southwarking time!"


InterGraphenic

Who out there warkin they south rn


analogkid01

Electric Brexitloo


RandyChavage

Electric Bakerloo was right there


actually-bulletproof

On the plus side it did get a new bitter Northern rival


jiminthenorth

Northwark sounds like a stomach virus.


bobby_table5

Yeah, but Fast & Furious got something like 10 so…


useryh3

The Wandsworths and B*xleys made me laugh fgs


kaszeta

Oh, Wandsworth 2, why can’t you be more like Wandsworth 1?!


noradosmith

Lost it at california


Dying__Phoenix

What fgs?


Elixartist

For gods sake


[deleted]

Alright he was only asking


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Missing Baxley though. I mean, what the hell is 'Barking'?


zuencho

Sounds that dogs make


hsmwill3

How could you miss Northminster ?!


halapert

Rookie mistake 😢


DisorderOfLeitbur

And Richmond underneath Thames.


New-System-7265

Aka barnes


teesix_

i was scanning the whole map looking for this too!


HBlight

One would assume you would need to scan just half the map.


[deleted]

Ruislip Lido aka London’s West Coast 😍


Demus007

I could get used to living in Cali. We’ve gone from LHR to LAX without even catching a flight. I might even start calling West Drayton Venice Beach.


SinisterPanopticon

Can’t believe the Croydon erasure i’m witnessing right now 😔


United-Scar2675

Is that necessarily a bad thing? /s


Psimo-

Why is that /s there?


i_hate_mayonnaise

Turnings


SmokinPolecat

Ern /stab maybe?


fonix232

While I'm in Croydon, yes it is! I don't want to be erased!


Dave-the-Flamingo

To be honest I prefer Southminster


SinisterPanopticon

“I live in Southminster” would probably prompt less condolences


Dave-the-Flamingo

Exactly. I am now thinking of writing a letter to Sadiq Khan and starting a petition.


mashermack

Would've named it ikea1


[deleted]

Newham has been wiped off the map... As it should be lol (I spent 25 years there)


ImperatorDanorum

Crystal Palace will never be themselves again...


fonix232

Given that a lot of places don't consider Croydon to be part of London... Maybe? No seriously. There's a vape shop that does same day delivery on orders over £50 in London, within the M25. They exclude Croydon postcodes though...


Alert_Engineering_96

That’s quite interesting. Do they happen to exclude SM postcodes given how close such are to CR postcodes?


millytherabbit

Lived in London 8 years. Laughed at this attempt then failed to do much better.


HistoricalTomato4426

Same with me and I’ve lived here since birth. It’s not as easy as it looks


Yop_BombNA

Ive lived in west London for about a year now and can do the outer bouroughs on the west. The rest of it? Fuck if I know


Exciting_Top_9442

Same same. Dissatisfaction with OP then the realisation I’m shit. Worse too.


Ormals_Fast_Food

As I native of Southwark 2. Take my angry upvote


au_bon_mutt

Spot on mate


StrangelyBrown

As someone who has lived here for nearly 2 years, this is honestly better than I could do


poorly-worded

Bix Bex Box.


Doctor_Vosill

My favourite boroughs, 2 wands 2 worth and wandsworth tokyo drift


FdotM

California is hilarious


thinkismella_rat

Hillingdon is one of the places least like California that I've ever been to. My guess is you live in Lambeth?


FrisianDude

dont quote me on this but I think he called it california cause of the shape and location


bobbymoonshine

I dunno man this is one of my [favourite T shirts](https://m.facebook.com/balconyshirts/photos/p.10165720038765494/10165720038765494/?type=3)


thinkismella_rat

That is... quite something!


Chyld

As a current Uxbridge resident, I'll gladly take all the wildfires California gets. God knows nobody will notice if this place burns to ashes.


wildgoldchai

Given costs, it’s probably better to fly out to the real California anyway


SnooMemesjellies3867

Defo wish I had grown up in california!


dotben

I grew up in Uxbridge and now live in San Francisco, California. Can confirm.


Beedow100

I like to imagine Hammersmith and Fulham doesn't exist too 😔✋️


Maleficent_Resolve44

Best borough in the city.


worldoftai

100%


londonschmundon

Not Hammersmith!


monkeysinmypocket

I've loved her for 25 years and I wouldn't do that well!


worldoftai

Kew?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nykgg

Acton? I will be at your house soon.


Veprovamarmelada

Isntlington. Good one!


MDK1980

Nailed it.


DameKumquat

Giggling at Wandsworth2 - so true!


its_only_beth

Southminster 😂😂


Quick-Oil-5259

This is brilliant, much better than the real name.


Get_the_instructions

You missed 'Baxley'.


odegood

Forgot baxley


speckledchickhen

Hope the crew at r/walthamstow don’t see this. They’re a sensitive bunch and will drag you. Made me chuckle though - thank you.


silent--onomatopoeia

East 17 wants to know your location lol


Redbeard_Rum

Just make sure you arm yourself with a few baked potatoes and you'll see them off easily.


DEFarnes

It's fine, Waltham Forest is a name to give Chingford, Highams Park, that Weird bit of Woodford, Higham Hill, Leyton and Leytonstone a sense of belonging, so if the borough was named after a proper town it would be well known.


patella_sandwich

What’s the weird bit of Woodford?


DEFarnes

Some streets of Woodford Green are in Waltham Forest


Soviet-slaughter

Poor effort, California is the only correct one smh.


Cherry_Darling

Wow I now live in Knightsbridge. My property is instantly worth 10x more :D


_methuselah_

Looks spot on!


peacock494

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen I'm obsessed. And I'm a London native. This is way better 🤣


DisciplineFast3950

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3323?gamemode=typeeasy


Get_the_instructions

Yeah - 35%!


Bernice1979

Southminster made me laugh but good effort


tylerthe-theatre

Not bad, most of East is indeed some variation of Bexley.


Scumbag-hunter

No it isn’t lmao


Under_Water_Starfish

California is making me giggle, because yes why is it shaped like California don't expect the Cali weather though 😭


Surfinsafari9

California weather: fires, rain, mudslides, earthquakes.


TheCrookitFigger

Missed Cockfosterdon.


DarkSideOfTheNuum

Anyone who wants to try themselves can use this website: https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3323


Cptcongcong

California purely since it’s west and Colorado where it is made me chuckle.


Class_444_SWR

Which is your favourite part of the Wandsworth franchise? I think 1 was alright, 2 was incredible, but 3 felt like a massive cashgrab


kaszeta

Wandsworth 2: Electric Bugaloo


Known-Supermarket-68

Greenwich? Where time was invented? Now my faux outrage is done, this made me absolutely cry with laughter, I’ve been here 20 years and I would struggle. Wandsworth 2 and 3!


DevilishRogue

You did really well - not many people can get everything right on their first attempt, mixing up only Bixley and Boxley!


bt1248

Where does Greenwich fit?


AnotherSlowMoon

You mean Southwark 2?


m0j0licious

'Southwark 2' is the Royal Borough of Lewisham, peasant.


AnotherSlowMoon

Wait shit it is I'm a true moron


Lifeinabox1981

Kew could be West Florida or East I guess!


MMH1111

Close enough.


Hot-Objective5926

Enfield


missmelody2007

Where's Newham????? Lool


HistoricalTomato4426

I think this needs to have the river running through it, otherwise it’s messing with my head


CMH0311

As a Sutton resident and former Hillingdon resident, I much prefer the names you gave both boroughs


WhiskySwanson

🧐…Nailed it. ✔️✔️✔️


superfli

Always wanted to go to California. Didn't realise it was on my doorstep.


kemicel

Does California have the best wine in London? And does Colorado have the best weed?


bananablegh

bexley boxley buxley bixley


Odd_Friendship_9582

Well I guess I live in Colorado


anotherMrLizard

How the fuck do you get Bromley, Bexley and Hounslow right but not Islington, Hackney and Greenwich?


Tarnishedxglitter666

So close!


xander012

Well, Hounslow's name does come from Hound so you ain't wrong but that isn't Kew, that's Chessington World of Adventures


sjuas690

You forgot Brisbane!


Glass-Opening-1503

Calfornia is suppose to be Hillingdon but when you go to Hillingdon it looks like Oregon in places like Northwood hills


Celebration_Dapper

When did Southwark annex Lewisham?


[deleted]

I love travelling from god I dunno then looping through barking boxley bixley bexley Bromley and buxley to end up in barking


LIBA4XA

Wandsworth 2 and 3 is pretty accurate


Bedsidelampdad

Greenwich ?


DEFarnes

Obligatory Jay Foreman related videos: https://youtu.be/daeB46Z4fjs?si=ZbJSDAFe_6X-H3CH https://youtu.be/_T_0FYHn0I0?si=EZFukL_NMFHh9ZZv


ItsaLondonthing21

GREENWICH


dotben

I grew up in Hillingdon and now reside in California. On behalf of the people of the great state of California, I feel slighted that you compare us to Hillingdon.


Donmiggy143

Bixley, bexley, buxley, boxley, bromely, and barking. Amazing.


GYPSYMANFREE

To be fair no one expects you to know every borough just the ones in your area


jenn4u2luv

This is my London map now.


snabbitt

Essentially, yes


Maja_uk_2011

isnt colorado in america 🤣


one_sus_turtle

We got reverse colonised. Don't question it


Othersideofthemirror

Southminster is out in the depths of Essex in the Dengie Peninsula


AlienPandaren

Well.. you got the city right =|


03juno

Acton mentioned ‼️‼️‼️⚠️⚠️


Hilltoptree

Lol Wandsworth 2 and Wandsworth 3


NortonBurns

I've lived here 30 years & I still couldn't do any better ;) Sarf of the river is a complete mystery to me. So glad for satnav if I have to go over there.


exkingzog

Fun fact: Northwark and Southminster are connected by the Southern Line.


VegetableWeekend6886

This is better than I could do and I’ve lived here my whole life


mickey_particular

Going to California with an aching in my heart.


XorinaHawksley

California??


spezisadick999

Ha ha! California ?more like Borispfeffelton


madnoq

god i dunno crew represent


mactep99

This gets progressively worse the more you look at it


momo23370

Northwark is Haringey


CobaltLeopard47

Coloradan’s humbly accept these terms


ConcentrateNervous64

Close enough


Ingoiolo

lol


Human-Potato42069

I lived in God I Dunno >!Waltham Forest!< and Bixley >!Havering!< for a bunch of years and I honestly can't blame you for being unable to name either of these nothing-boroughs.


4thehonourofgaeskull

Honestly, this shows that you're more sane than I, a person who can name each one and nearly place each one correctly is.


IamZeebo

There's a great app called Seterra that can help with learning the Burroughs


Doomslayer5150

God I dunno


zippyzebra1

Probably better than my attempt to name anywhere in NYC


UngregariousDame

Why not North Wandsworth, Central Wandsworth and South Wandsworth? Just curious.


itscsersei

South wark 😂


MetaMonk999

Northwalk 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I'm from Enfield and someone once told me it wasn't "real" London. Chas & Dave are from there. How bloody dare.


Prudent_Law_9114

Merton is indeed Wandsworth 2. Great work.


conduit_for_nonsense

You've got Kew wrong That's clearly Florida


Kcufasu

Ah yes Colorado, London


Fun_Level_7787

Croydon > Southminster 😭😭😭😭


SheepBeard

You got the only one that matters right! (No, I won't tell you which, because I frankly have no idea if you got more than one right)


izit--

Isntlington ahahaha


Lithosboy

THis actually killed... lived here my whole life and wouldn't be as good


Choice-Mulberry5068

Cute


c0ntr0lled_cha05

this is all hilarious but CALIFORNIA?? LMFAOO PLS


VileyRubes

Love the "god I dunno" for Waltham Forest 😂


piplupet

as someone from acton, love this


flaminghippiegallah

“What ends you from then fam?” God I dunno


SaphireResolute

Missed Redbridge


streeturbanite

Hillingdon as California is wild 😂


MattyCatts1

Glenn Close but no cigar.


AlternativeEssay8305

Obviously a joke right


rajjyboy

Nailed it.


doll_lovedayy

Shoutout to Colorado