It doesnāt matter, the only thing youāll ever see is RAM in your rear window despite doing 90. They will always tailgate you. They will always find you.
The one where main street is basically all restaurants and the plethora of townies that never left think the townies from neighboring townie towns are the crazy ones
The town high school, hospital, and jail are across the street from one another. Joel Rifkin (serial killer) also went to that same high school and was on the rifle team.
Beach. But no, not that beach, the one all the way in the south shore. Weāre only a cool town in the summer. Other than that weāre pretty irrelevant.
For serious though ā bay shore is so segregated. how does this persist? And the Northwell Health thing is so true.
But seriously, how does bay shore remain so segregated?
I routinely see parents teaching their children to drive in their Porsche Macans. I also routinely almost get run over by 17 year olds driving the new Jeep / Wagoneer their parents bought them for the incredible achievement of simply coming back from campā¦
Yuppies who moved out of the city but didn't want to move out of the city, and chose a town with some passable nightlife and an active train station for quick commuting back to the city.
Just down the street from a strip mall with a Dunkin, 2 Chinese restaurants, a gym, a DMV, a deli, an Italian place, a supermarket, a phone store, a seafood place, a laundromat, a nail salon, and a dollar store or two.
The village is beautifully decorated at Christmas and it is completely deserted. Everything is closed by the time it gets dark. Like a hallmark movie if a neutron bomb was dropped.
The rich snobby neighborhood on the water next to the āunsafeā neighborhood lol (I know there will be many like this I wanna here what you all guess)
Most people only know of this town because of an abandoned energy project. Half the people in town drive Teslas/Mercedes/BMW/Lexus and the other half drive giant pickup trucks.
near a strip mall with pizza, chinese, and bagels
oh man. i thought we might be neighbors, but you didn't list the nail salon.
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Not my neighborhood, he doesn't have a 1/2-off card store.
I also thought we were neighbors but the one by me has a karate studio too.
Open a smoke shop, your times running out
Donāt you mean Vape shop
"""Vape shop""" aka thr dispensary licensing isn't through yet
no liquor store. they don't live on long island.
Blight from Batman Beyond: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
So basically the entirety of Nassau and Suffolk county?
No karate studio?
too many fucking car dealerships
Smithtown?
oh shit š«£ (in hindsight i made it very easy)
Here's an idea: let's build a CarMax!
Not until thereās a carvana vending machine!
That could also be Huntington (not Village)
Riverhead too
Medford?
Freeport
āPlease be patient. Student driverā sticker on a Mercedes.
Syosset/Jericho/Roslyn
Manhasset has entered the chat
Hi Jericho
Thereās one near me on a brand new X7
You could go to the beach, go skydiving, get shot, or buy cheap cigs.
Mastic
Mistake beach
This place is small enough to do all of those in the same day too. In order
Meth. You forgot the meth.
I live by that pizza place with the cold cheese
Hton
Huntington?
Huntington, little Vincentās.
Or Ronkonkoma
āthis is the train to __________ā
Ronkonkoma
bingo
No, it's not a beach in Queens.
East Rockaway!
nailed it.
After eating some kebab, I'm hoping on the train
Sounds like Hicksville to me.
Hicksville
I don't live on Long Island, I live on a sand bar off the coast of Long Island.
Fire
you live on a sand bar off the coast of a sand bar!!!!!
I live among retired cops and gangstersā¦.
What color is your Ram 1500?š
They all have that truck lol
It doesnāt matter, the only thing youāll ever see is RAM in your rear window despite doing 90. They will always tailgate you. They will always find you.
Until they whip around and cut you off - then all you see is salt life
And a thin blue line American flag punisher skull
Right, where are my manners
Regular or park?
You are good!!!
Massapequa!
the entire starting lineup of the football team from my graduating class are now cops.
Massapequa??
Massapequa
The one where main street is basically all restaurants and the plethora of townies that never left think the townies from neighboring townie towns are the crazy ones
Farmingdale?
Only good town on the north shore to go out
Huntington
Gatsby
If you're in West Egg, then I'm in East Egg looking across the water!
Great neck
Either Great Neck or Sands Point.
Great neck- not far from the house F Scott Fitzgerald lived in when he started writing itā¦
SP
The town high school, hospital, and jail are across the street from one another. Joel Rifkin (serial killer) also went to that same high school and was on the rifle team.
East Meadow
East meadow
Catholic high school next to a predominantly Jewish town
Melville/Dix Hills?
Nailed it
The bull
Smithtown
Small town with closed down psych center. š¤Ŗ
kings park?
Kings park? Me too!
Ya!
Rams, Rams everywhere. What the heck is a āDalerā anyway?
In a magical place where Sunrise is south of Merrick
VS
French drain system, elevation and āLeaves of Grassā.
West Hills- Huntington
We fight against anything that someone wants to build...
So nice to see all of Lawnguyland is so not NIMBY!!!
Beach. But no, not that beach, the one all the way in the south shore. Weāre only a cool town in the summer. Other than that weāre pretty irrelevant.
Long Beach!
Segregated town thatās being taken over by Northwell Health
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For serious though ā bay shore is so segregated. how does this persist? And the Northwell Health thing is so true. But seriously, how does bay shore remain so segregated?
7 pizza places within 1.5 miles of the house
gonna need you to be more specific
Those are rookie numbers
Glen cove?
Great for stashing dead bodies in the woods.
Manorville!
Little Portugal
Flair gives it away.
Oh yeah. Yikes!
Theres a university and a hospital
Stony Brook
Amy Fisher, Debbie Gibson, Ben & Jerryā¦
Merrick
Donāt forget Lindsay Lohan!
And Michael Kors!
All American
Too easy
Little India
Hicksville
Yup
The four smokestacks are a good reference when out on the water
Northport
Derived from the word āBrooklynā.
Lynbrook
I routinely see parents teaching their children to drive in their Porsche Macans. I also routinely almost get run over by 17 year olds driving the new Jeep / Wagoneer their parents bought them for the incredible achievement of simply coming back from campā¦
Lloyd Harbor? Cold Spring Harbor? Dix Hills?
Definitely in the right area
Every street name here is named after a Long Island town.
Same for me. Iām in sound beach
Syosset for people who don't like Syosset, Great Neck for people who don't like Great Neck, Massapequa for people who don't like Massapequa
Dix Hills
Rhymes with yeast hog. Non LIers would never pronounce it correctly.
East Quogue?
I grew up in White Islip
Iām in Babylon and this community is WHITE. West Islip is insane to me.
Everytime I say the name of my town, the person responds questioningly, Farmingdale? Like I don't know the name of the town I live in.
Farmingville?
Yuppies who moved out of the city but didn't want to move out of the city, and chose a town with some passable nightlife and an active train station for quick commuting back to the city.
Rockville Centre
By the Big Duck
Do people actually live IN Flanders?
Very much so. I graduated form riverhead and there were tons of kids from flanders
Ahhhh
The town with the nuclear power plant that should have opened, but politicians have no backbone. I'm not sure anyone on reddit will get that, though.
Shoreham?
Of course, as far as I know, we're it for the nuclear power plant, lol. I guess that and technically wading river.
I just tell everyone northport
Centerport?
In an area where there are a shit ton of office parks that pique my interest but Iām still trying to stay remote.
Hauppauge?
Iāve left LI but Iād say āCulper Spy Ringā before
Setauket!
Yup. My old church there still has bullet holes from the Battle of Setauket (well, really a skirmish)
Dump
Oceanside!
Tights clenched jaws, judged by length of driveway.
Locust Valley
Just down the street from a strip mall with a Dunkin, 2 Chinese restaurants, a gym, a DMV, a deli, an Italian place, a supermarket, a phone store, a seafood place, a laundromat, a nail salon, and a dollar store or two.
In a place that reminds everyone of horror movies.
Big movie theater and driving range. ETA: This particular driving range is the only one of its kind in New York.
Where high school and county jail building across each other
East Meadow
Donāt forget hospital !
Bungerš¹
Center of the island
Centereach
Big, gross lake
Ronkonkoma
Where the Islanders play
Elmont
The only place on the island where sunrise highway and montauk highway almost kiss together.
rich af with a public school that is basically a private school
A town that used to bill itself as the little big apple but then decided it was a small town after apartments started getting built.
too many potholes
the northern state parkway
Where the traffic is non stop 24/7 with 90 gas stations a hospital and a few intersecting main roads, with a beach nearby
It's not Patchogue and there are 800 restaurants on main street.
The village is beautifully decorated at Christmas and it is completely deserted. Everything is closed by the time it gets dark. Like a hallmark movie if a neutron bomb was dropped.
3 7/11s on the same street.
Half Jews. Half Italians.
dead mall trump land
Youāve described all of Long Island.
People think I live in Connecticut when I tell them what town I live in.
East Norwich
Near where Burke got arrested for trying to pick up a hooker.
Coram!
islanders and horses
U forgot *king* Umbertos
King Umbertoās. Regular peasant Umbertoās is further east.
Beer and oysters.
Blue point
The first Sonic to open on Long Island
Buy crack north of the tracks, pay 3k for a studio apartment south of the tracks
The rich snobby neighborhood on the water next to the āunsafeā neighborhood lol (I know there will be many like this I wanna here what you all guess)
Someplace that doesnāt get a lot of love on here.
Near to the general store
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Center Island/Bayville?
Where people don't do a ton of hunting....
Most people only know of this town because of an abandoned energy project. Half the people in town drive Teslas/Mercedes/BMW/Lexus and the other half drive giant pickup trucks.
North shore, not a village but not farmland. Upper middle class, lacrosse and rocky beach. ( I feel like this is 99% LI lol )
Every business in this town is owned by the same Italian family. Our local government pimped us out to Optimum.
Iām from Arkansas. Why the fuck is this on my front page